Random Stories About Dilly

By Xanthia Nightshade & Dilly

Story 2: Dilandau and Mr Bunnykins

Dilandau walked into a room and saw the Dragon Slayers all huddled together around something.

"Hello, worthless bums." He said nonchalantly.

No one answered.

"Hello?" said Dilly, slightly louder than the last time, just in case they hadn't heard him.

"It's tail is soooo fluffy!" cued Gatti.

"ANWSER ME GOD DAMMIT!" yelled Dilly very angrily.

The Dragon Slayers turned around to see Dilly in such a pickle that his face almost matched his eyes in colour. In-between Chester and Miguel, Dilandau caught sight of something fluffy.

"What Is that?" asked Dilly nervously.

"This, Dilandau-sama," answered Chester "is Mr. Bunnykins!

Chesta held out a cute fluffy rabbit to Dilandau.

" Isn't he just the sweetest, Dilandau-sama? And his ickle tail!" said Chester in something that sounded very suspiciously like baby language.

"It's…..a…..BUNNY!" yelled Dilandau in a mixture of relief and surprise. Thank God it wasn't a squirrel. Then a rather nasty idea popped into Dilly's head. Nothing better that a cute furry animal for flamethrower practice! As you can see, it was a very nasty idea!

Dilandau reached for his flamethrower and yelled "GET OUT OF THE WAY WORTHLESS BUMS OR YOU WILL BE SCORCHED TOO! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

All the Dragon Slayers jumped out of the way except Chester who dived in front of Mr Bunnykins and shouted,

"No, Dilandau-sama, let him live. I'll make sure you will never see him again!"

But it was too late, Dilandau had already pulled the trigger and there was a sudden burst of flames. He was caught up in the heat of the moment and didn't realise what had happened until he saw Mr Bunnykins and Chester's burnt corpses fall off the wall leaving an unburnt patch in the shape of what had been their bodies. Dilandau walked over the cadavers, looked at them and shrugged.

"Oh well," he said in an emotionless tone, "he was beginning to annoy me anyway." and with that he walked out the room and left the Dragon Slayers gaping.

Chocolate-Covered-Coffee-Beans: Thanks, I'm glad you like my stories. I love yours, when is Sweet Sixteen going to be updated? I love that one! I shall try to write the next chapter for Of Guns & Roses soon! I love you! (not literately!)

Maybe not as funny as the last one, but oh well. I'm thinking of having the next one when Dilly is in therapy. What do you think? You'll have to review!

Xanthia Nightshade