Long, long ago, on a fanfic site far, far away, one writer wrote a story that invoked many rave reviews. Although this story eventually died out from lack of trying on said writer, she has begun anew on this idea; applying it to other aspects of some of her favorite anime. This author, of course, was me. And because I eventually gave up on the idea of Gravitation for this story idea, I have delved into another. Please review! I like to get reader's input!

¡Attención!: If anyone has ever heard of/read the story series containing If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or If You Give a Moose a Muffin, this story is very much like those. This is a compilation of many different characters who react a certain way to something (or, in some cases, someone) that cause them to preform (what I have dubbed) a "round-about" poem. If you are not sure what this means, try a poem for size! They are all lymerics in their own right, so they will be funny and fairly short.

Again, please be nice to a little ninja and review!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of Naruto; I just wanna be just like Uzumaki Naruto-chan when I grow up!

Uzumaki Naruto

If you give Naruto some ramen

Then he will want a drink to go with it

When you give him a drink

Then he will decide he wants something sweet

When you give him something sweet

Then he will get really hyper

And when he gets really hyper

Then he will want to fight Sasuke

And when he fights Sasuke

He will get beaten horribly

And when he gets beaten

He will become angry

And when he becomes angry

He will train to get better

And after he stops training

He will become hungry

And when he becomes hungry

Then he will want more ramen.