If You: Naruto Style

by The Fellow Marauder

Style much like 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie'. Short little poems surrounding various characters from the ever popular anime. Please read! Funny! I promise! Review!

2. Kakashi and Come, Come Paradise

Sadly... this one will be pretty predictable. But it's too good to pass up...!

Kakashi Hatake

If you give Kakashi Come, Come Paradise

Then he will sit and read it

And if he finishes too soon

He will go and read it again

And after he reads it again

Then he will want to see the movie

And when he sees the movie

Then he will want popcorn to eat

And after he gets popcorn

Then he will want a drink

And after he gets a drink

Then he will have to use the bathroom

And when he uses the bathroom

He will miss the best scene of the movie

And when he misses the best scene of the movie

Then he will cry

And when he cries

You will feel sorry for him

And when you feel sorry for him

Then you will go out and get him more Come, Come Paradise