If You: Naruto Style

by The Fellow Marauder

Style much like 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie'. Short little poems surrounding various characters from the ever popular anime. Please read! Funny! I promise! Review!

3. Sakura and Sasuke's Photo

Haruno Sakura

If you give Sakura a picture of Sasuke

Then she will scream like a fangirl

And when she screams like a fangirl

Many people will come to investigate

And when many people come to investigate

Then Naruto will follow them in curiosity

And when Naruto follows them

He will see the picture of Sasuke

And when he sees the picture of Sasuke

He will try to steal it from Sakura

And when he tries to steal it from Sakura

Sakura will get very angry

And when she gets angry

She will want to murder Naruto

And when she wants to murder Naruto

Naruto will have to run away

And when he runs away

Then Sakura will chase him

And when Sakura chases him

She will trample over the picture

And when she tramples over the picture

Then she will be pissed

And when she is pissed

She will go after Naruto

And when she goes after Naruto

She will beat him up

And after she beats him up

She will hand him a camera

And when she hands him a camera

She will demand him to get

Her another picture of Sasuke