The Exorcism of Emily's Nose
By chibimiroku18
Sierra
Emily
&
Erica
Hi people. How it hanging? Its chibimiroku18… again, but this time I'm writing a story with 3 friends. My friends (Emily, Erica, and Sierra) are also characters in the story. Sierra has something to say.
Sierra: I was so freaked out by "Exorcism of Emily Rose" and thought this comedy would ease my pain. Enjoy!
Chibimiroku: Now we shall partake in the Exorcism of Emily's Nose.
Characters
Chibimiroku18: Exorcist Rosette
Sierra: Father Noseblow
Emily: Emily and the nose
Erica: Exorcise Erika
Evil Lurks Within
Emily was a kind, but slightly psychotic person, with a slightly psychotic family. She was a middle school 7th grader, 13 years old. She was popular, pretty, and just all around perfect, until one day she got a cold. Yet this cold was the type of cold that would leave a town in devastation. The reason it would, was because the population was about 120 people. Everyone knew each other, and everyone loved Emily. So Emily's mom took her to the doctor, but they couldn't find anything. So the Renolds family put it off until the next day.
The Next Day
Emily woke up the next morning to the horrible sight of huge bloody noses on her wall. She freaked, and screamed for her mom. But once mom came in, mom didn't see anything. Emily didn't get it. The image was HUGE, and BLOODY, and UGLY! How could she miss it? Emily told her mom what happened, and mom said she would contact Father Noseblow that afternoon. (A/N Father Noseblow is the priest at the church).
When Emily came home from school, they rushed to the church. Once they got there, Emily was hearing noses blowing and saw bloody noses everywhere. How could it be? What was happening? Her mothers grip was so tight, and dragging Emily up the stairs of the church didn't ease the pain.
"Oh, good! Father Noseblow! It's Emily, she sees and hears awful noses! Help!" screamed Mrs. Renold.
"Silence." Said Father Noseblow calmly. "All you will need is a quick check-up."
"Okay." Replied both Emily and her mother.
"Hmm. Hmm. Interesting." Said Father Noseblow, constantly.
Emily was scared what to think… because whatever she thought would turn into a image of a bloody nose.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked mother, responding to Father Noseblow's long pause.
"I know!" Father Noseblow started to dig through his murse (A/N a murse is a man purse.), and soon later he pulled out something that looked like a hanky. Emily was confused. That was the cure?
"Huh? Hey what is this Father Nose…"
"BLOW!" Father Noseblow cut Emily's sentence short.
"This Puff's Plus tissue with soothing aloe will surely make your nose feel brand new! As they say… a nose in need deserves Puffs indeed. Here ya go!"
Emily stared at the tissue. It sure didn't look like it had aloe on it.
"Okay…" Emily rose the tissue up slowly to her face… "DON'T BLOW ME!" screamed a deep, dark voice… yet off Emily's face.
"Holy crap" screamed Emily's mother, pointing to the ground.
"Oh, no, no, no. That's not holy. My dog got toxinated by nuclearic acid. Her droppings glow."
"Oh." Replied Emily's mother.
"ARE YOU GUYS OUT OF YOUR MINDS! MY NOSE JUST SPOKE TO ME!" screamed Emily.
"Honey. We did notice. I just got more interested in that crap over there." Emily's jaw dropped.
"Oh dear! Your nose is being possessed by evil demons! You need to see The Exorcists! Hurry!"
Well that's the end of chapter one. Chapter 2 is on its way. Please review this story!