A/N-VERY big twist at the end of this chapter. Many of you might be mad at me, but it just makes this so much more fun!

Minerva walked over to her Transfiguration room, knowing that nobody would bother going there. She could be alone, and gather her thoughts about what had happened. First, she would need to put some extra protection onto the school. But that means that she's have to explain about Dumbledore being back. And since he could use magic, wouldn't he want to be the headmaster again? She wouldn't mind, and could get back to being the head of house for Gryffindor, and be a normal Transfiguration teacher. But...This new position...It made her feel much more confident. There was a knock on the door. She didn't bother opening it. When the door opened, Peeves the Poltergeist stepped in with eggs, dungbombs, and a smelly purple substance in a pot with him.

"McGonagall, secrets, secrets, are no fun! Secrets are for everyone!" he yelled, while knocking down some ornaments on her desk. Minerva tried to give a straight face. Did Peeves know about Dumbledore?

"What are you talking about Peeves. Don't you dare knock off my ornaments! I can ban you from this school!" she said trying to hide her quivering voice. Minerva was hoping he didn't notice her trying to get off subject.

"You were drunk! Should I inform the minister? We don't want such a bad headmistress!" he said, throwing dungbombs at her. She looked around for her wand...But Minerva had left it in her office! She got hit by such a bad smell.

"Peeves, I was never drunk. Stop lying!" she screamed, and got under her desk. Peeves floated under her desk and poured the purple substance all over her, and showered her with dung bombs and eggs. He gave a manical laugh, and floated away. Professor McGonagall got out from under her desk, and ran out to go back to her office. It didn't matter if she met Albus, she just wanted to get clean! When she entered her office, Albus wasn't in sight. Minerva gave a laugh of relief, and went into her bathroom. She opened the shower door, and saw Albus naked with a rubber toy dragon and a loofah sponge. He looked at her and laughed.

"What's so funny? I'm not the one playing with little bath toys!" she yelled and grabbed his rubber dragona and threw it. When it landed on hard on the floor, instead of a squeak a burst of fire came out.

"You should like at yourself Minerva, you d"o look quite funny," he said pointing to the mirror. She looked at it and tried to surpress a giggle. It was true, she did look funny. Smelly purple goop was dripping off of her, and egg shalls were sticking to her bun.

"Well you should look at yourself! You're naked!" she said blushing. It suddenly came to her. He was naked!

"I sure hope I am. It would be quite uncomfterable taking a bath in clothes," he said with a stupid grin. Minerva couldn't help smiling also. This was an awkward position for her to be in.

"Please get out or else I'll...," she walked over to the bathtub but slipped on a puddle of water and fell into the bathtub with him. A huge splash came and the luke warm water soaked her whole body. It made her clothes look tight on her slim body, and she looked up at Dumbledore. He was red in the face, and was having a fit of laughter. She took of her emerald cloak and threw it to the bathroom floor. It was expensive, and she didn't want to ruin it.

"Oh Minerva my dear, you are absolutely beautiful even when you are soaking wet!" he laughed, and splashed her with the bath water. Minerva spit it out and looked at him with a grim expression.

"You're not nice you know that?" she said, stealing a quick kiss.

"Then I'll need to be taught a lesson won't I?" he said slippering her white silk night gown off. The only thing that was seperating her from Albus were her undergarments.

"Yes, you'll need to learn self-control," she said getting out of the tub. Minerva walked opened the bathroom door winked, and walked out of it. She walked into a little chamber that was empty. Conjuring up a huge comfty bed, she layed on it and relaxed. He came in immediently and looked at her.

"Dear Merlin! Minerva I never knew you could be...Well...uhhhhh...," he didn't want to say any words to insult her. She realised what he was going to say and let down one strap on her bra. She could see him staring and waiting. Minerva put it back up, and thought about something. "Don't let him Minerva. You're better than that!"

"Do you want me Albus?" she asked, slipping off the bed and walking towards him. He gave a small gasp.

"Y...Yes I do Minerva. Very much!" he stuttered. She went in for a kiss, but then moved back teasingly. She went out to her desk and grabbed her wand. She was dripping wet, and the whole floor in her office was wet.

"Driendo!"

The whole room was dry, also Minerva and Albus became dry.

"Accio clothes!"

Her clothes went to her, and Albuses to him. She put it on quickly, and put on a slanted witch hat. He came out of the room, and looked at her with his clothes on. She walked over to her desk, and pretended that she was busy. He noticed that he wasn't and cleared his throat.

"Yes?" she asked in an annoyed tone.

"I was wondering if you would like to accompany me for a walk out on the grounds," he asked.

"I would love too, but as you can see I have much work to do," Minerva said sarcastically. He laughed, and used a spell on himself to make him invisble to everyone except her. They walked outside, and went over to the lake. None of the students were out, so it was just the two of them.

"Minerva, it's so weird," he said shaking his head.

"What is Albus?"

"Us...It will never last," he said drealiy. This made her nervous. Did this mean he didn't love her anymore?

"Why not Albus?"

"You need a younger man Minerva. Someone who can always take care of you...And show you affection that I'll never be able to show. I'm to conservative sometimes, and I know you want more,".

"Conservative? Albus, you were just about to...Well have "it" with me. You need someone better. I can't give you want you want. I'm to serious, and will not really be grateful for all of your happiness. I thought it would be great admitting our love...Maybe we just need to take some time away from each other," she said softly. Minerva really didn't want to stay away from him. She wanted to be with him at all times, but it's just not working right now.

"Yes, maybe it's for the best. Minerva...," he grabbed her hand, and she looked up at him.

"Yes Albus?"

Albus was becoming suddenly shorter. He was changing! What was going on? His long beard and hair was going back inside his head, and out came some blonde hair. A bright smile was shining at her, and paler blue eyes shone. This man looked just like...Gilderoy Lockhart.

"GIlderoy! You've got your memory back? Wha...What are you doing? You took some polyjuice potion? Where's Albus!" she screamed, and shook him around. It made her feel hopeless. Did this mean that the real Albus really didn't love her?

"My dear Minerva, I've had my memory back for a while. No one botheres to look at me anymore! I got my memory back after being hit in the head by a kid name Ron Weasley! Everybody was just admiring the famous Harry Potter, and the great Albus Dumbledore. I was old news Minerva, old news. And then I thought, what if I changed myself to Dumbledore? I would get all of the glory, and even the dashing Minerva McGoangall. While you were sleeping one day, he was tending to you. I came in after learning the password from Professor Flitwick, and stunned Albus. I took some of his hair, and stuffed him in a broom closet inside the school. Everyday that you left, I would take more of the potion, and tend to Albuses needs so he wouldn't die, but I always had to give him a sleeping drought. I transferred his memory from him to me. But a man named Professor Rossiche was getting in the way. He found out that I wasn't the real Albus, and was planning to tell everybody. I had to do the same thing to him as I did with Dumbledore, but I wanted you not to trust him. I conjured up a fake Mr.Rossiche, and got him to change into Lord Voldermont. Yes, after the supposedly "Lord Voldermont" apparated that clone disappeared. And now here I am!...Why did I tell you everything?" he said confused.

Before Gilderoy was able to say another word, she said a spell and ropes came out and bound him together.

"You are still stupid Lockhart!" she yelled. Before she was able to say another word, Gilderoy apparated and was gone. Now, it was time to find the real Mr.Rossiche, and the real Dumbledore. She apparated over to many broom closets, and finally got to the right one. Minerva opened the door and gave a small scream. Dumbledore and Mr.Rossiche didn't look like they were in very good shape. In fact...They had almost looked like they were dead...

A/N-I'm letting you know this. Two people are dead by the next chapter...Just kidding! I'm not going to let Albus die at least. He'll just be VERY weak.