The Exorcists

Chapter 2

So this is the 2nd chapter. It's really weird, isn't it? Oh well, it's still funny. Read and review this chapter.

Emily and her mother packed their bags quickly. They had been told that they needed to get to Exorcist Erika and Exorcist Rosette as soon as possible. Emily's nose demons had possessed her nose so bad that Emily had brief conversations with her nose about dominating the world together as one, which was scary because they already were on.

The tires of the car screeched as they sped down their road. Emily was clattered with all the commotion. Seeing bloody noses, and hearing her nose make rude remarks, singing "I will survive" and so on.

"They will RIP ME OFF YOUR FACE! You don't want that to happen… right!"

"OH GOSH! WHATEVER IT TAKES! SHUT UP!"

"Honey, be nice"

"Yeah! Listen to your mama!"

This went on and on… all through the 10 hour drive. And finally, the Renolds reached their destination, The Exorcists Home.

"Spooky." Said Emily

"Eww." Said mother

"Where's the cafeteria?" said nose

"Shut you hole!"

"If I did that you wouldn't be able to breathe, smarty."

"Ughh."

Emily and mother walked to the house. And just as mother was going to knock, the door flung open.

"Emily. Your nose is being possessed by evil demons." Said a heavenly voice "I had a vision you were coming."

"Wait. Wait. Wait. Rosette, Father Noseblow called and said they'd be here…"

"Shut up, just shut up! You're making me look bad!"

The woman opened the door wider. Now they had an image of her.

"I'm Rosette. Exorcist Rosette." She stuck her hand out for a shake, but nobody shuck it.

"Yeah whatever. Came in. Come in."

When Emily and mother didn't move, Rosette went ballistic.

"Holy Crap, People. Come in, God Damn." She yelled.

"Rosette! Don't use God's name that way!" said the other woman.

Emily figured that was Erika.

When Erika said that, Rosette turned gave an evil glare and started fighting with Erika. All Emily could do was laugh at their immaturity.

"What the hell… I mean, stop laughing." Said "heavenly" Rosette.

Emily and mother walked into the home wide eyed. Everything was so… so white.

"It's really bright in here" Emily said.

"It keeps the evil demons away." Erika commented.

"So, how and why do demons take over a nose?" Emily questioned.

"Coffee?" interrupted Rosette.

"I'D LOVE SOME!" the nose yelled, and when it did, it unleashed something horrible, it was… BOGGERS!

"SICK!" screamed Emily.

"I need to get rid of my waste once in a while too, ya know." Said nose. Emily turned to Erika and Rosette.

"It's okay, Emily. It wasn't your fault." Erika said reassuringly.

"MY WHITE CARPET! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE CARPET!" screamed Rosette.

"Rosette, now is not the time to be worried about CARPET!" Erika screamed back to Rosette. "Emily, it's late. Come up to your bedroom and sleep. You have a long day tomorrow."

Erika brought Emily up to a bedroom on the 2nd floor. Emily tried to sleep, but couldn't because of her nose. It kept talking to her about taking over the world. When the rain started, Emily drowned out the chitchat and drifted off to sleep.