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The Birdies of Dunland…totally.

"You know Aragorn; we must give those two girls different names, or we shall forever be calling upon the wrong girl!" Gimli whispered as he eyed the two girls who where at each other's throat again.

This time they were arguing over which movie was, like, better.

"It's unnatural Mr. Frodo. I mean all this yelling and what not. But still, they sound like two beautiful harps casting their beautiful voices into the wind." Sam sighed.

Frodo on the other hand, put his head in his hands and prayed that they would be silent. He contemplated leaving the camp, much like Boromir, Pippin and Merry had. He lay back against the tree and closed his eyes.

Eventually Gandalf had enough of their bickering.

"SILENCE CHILDREN OF MORGOTH!" he shouted and waved his hands in the air.

"I have an idea," Aragorn stated before one of the girls could open their mouths again, "Gimli, and I have decided to give you two girls different names, so that we do not confuse you any longer."

"Oh Gorny! Like, how could you like, confuse us? I'm like, the more beautiful one!" Said Mary II, whipping her long, super straight, super sexy, shiny, alluring… hair around her head. Her brown hair fell into its original place, like it was never moved. Aragorn was momentarily distracted by her beautiful, emerald, shining, deep pools of love...uh, I mean… green eyes.

Frodo kicked him and he was snapped out of his daze. That's when the other Mary Sue, grabbed the brunette and started hitting her. Suddenly, the glade they had stopped to rest in turned into a wrestling ring.

"I'll power bomb you!" Screeched Mary II.

"I know karate!" Screamed Mary I.

Boromir, Merry and Pippin returned to the glade and started sword play. Aragorn pried the two girls apart, and dragged Mary II with him to a rock and sat down.

"Fair lady, what do you think of the name, Eadocce?" Aragorn said thoughtfully

"Like, wow, like what does that mean, Gorny?"

"It's a Rohirric name. It means Water Lily, in common tongue. For you are as fair as a Water lily. Nay, a water lily pales in comparison to you, my love."

"Oh Gorny, I love it!" She stood up and looked around, clapping her dainty hands together. "Everyone, I have an announcement to like, make! My new name is like, um…Ea…um... like, what is it again Gorny?"

"Eadocce…"

"Like yea!"

The other Mary Sue glared at her. Legolas turned around and whispered in her ear something.

"Ohmigosh, I like have an announcement too! Like, my new name is, um…"

"Gwenel, melamin." Legolas slapped his hand to his face and turned around on the rock he was on. Something was quickly approaching them.

So Eadocce sat on a rock and began to comb her long, shiny, brown, super straight, super sexy hair, and Gwenel looked at her and cringed.

"Like, my hair is perfect. I like don't even hafta, like comb it, it's just awesome. Like, yea." Eadocce stuck her tongue out at her.

Just then both girls turned around and looked as Merry and Pippin threw Boromir on the ground.

"Ohmigosh, like the birdies are coming!" shrieked Eadocce.

"Ohmigosh, like Leggy poo! Hurry, we must like, hide!"

Just as the Fellowship scattered about the girls put on their biggest smiles ever. Their shiny, big, bright, sensual, lovely, alluring… um, teeth gave off a super duper white shine that blinded the birdies that where flying toward them. Merry rolled over and covered his eyes from the brightness, fearing that he was blind.

"Ohmigosh, what do you like, brush your teeth with?" Eadocce said turning to Gwenel

"Ohmigosh, like Crest for Kids!" Gwenel giggled.

"Ohmigosh like ME TOO!"

After the Fellowship blinked out the dots in their vision, they stood up dazed.

"Ohmigosh, those birdies are, like, watching us!" said Gwenel.

"EW, you ditzy blonde. That's like totally not the line---" Eadocce was cut off quickly.

"SILENCE!" boomed Gandalf. "Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched. We must take the pass of Caradhras."

"Oh, pookie," Gwenel turned to Gandalf with a not-so-blinding-smile, "The little, like, shire people… um, things will like die! And like all that snow is like not good for my skin!"

Eadocce decided to launch her own attack on um… pookie. "Oh Gandalf, I'm like a

See-er, of like, the future! And I like, totally see us taking the road to the Tombs of like, Moria!"

Gimli roared, "Tombs! That is the home of my pe---"

"SILENCE!" Gandalf yelled.

Gwenel looked at Eadocce rolled her eyes, "They don't know it's a like, a tomb, 'cause we didn't get to that part of the like, movie…"

"Like, this isn't the like, movie, duh!" Gwenel made to slap Eadocce, but she dodged it quickly.

Eadocce whipped her hair about her again, in order to draw attention to her, but then something… horrible, like, happened!

Her long, shiny, lovely, super straight, super sexy, glistening hair, whipped around her face and because of its alluring, sexy, length, she tripped.

"Like, Ohmigosh! That's like never, like happened! I'm like, too perfect for that!" Just then Gwenel could be seen giggling.

"You, like, bitch! You tripped me!" The girls flew at each other, and Leggy and Gorny ran to their respective… um… sue-mates.

Over at the wall of the Mines the Sues fluttered around the fellowship throwing out advice.

"Like, Merry you like, totally should not throw rocks at the creepy water." Gwenel shook her head as she spoke, and Merry was entranced with her beauty to the point that he stood in a dreamlike haze.

Meanwhile Eadocce was fluttering around Gandalf trying to get him to stop shouting at her.

"But pookie, I like, totally know the like, um super secret unlocking the door key word!"

Then both Sues ran to the gate and began to glow a bright white and they held hands and faced the door.

Gandalf sat on the nearest fallen log.

"Like, um, Mellon!" The doors jerked, momentarily confused, then groaned open.

"Okay like, this is a tomb, we should make for the Gap at Rohan!" announced Gwenel.

"Ohmigosh, I totally need to get that vest that they had on sale, uber sexy!" chirped Eadocce.

"Ohmigod, can you like, say stoopid! The gap at Rohan is not, like, THE GAP… duh!"

"It's called the gap of Rohan…" Boromir said looking cross.

The Sues rolled their eyes and then Gwenel was grabbed by a slimy hand.

"Like, you got the wrong person!" she yelled as she was hoisted into the air.

The fellowship fell silent as they watched the beauty get hoisted in the air. Gimli, looking hopeful turned to Pippin, "You don't think it'll eat her laddie?"

Her long, shiny, glistening in the sun- yes in the dark- hair swept the top of the creature's nose and he SNEEZED!

The impact of the sneeze sent Gwenel crashing against the stone door and sent boogers flying out like giant green slime over the fellowship. Everyone screamed and ran into the Mine.

" We have no…" Gandalf began, as Leggy Peggy poo picked Gwenel up and rocked her in his slimy arms, and then Eadocce continued for Gandalf…

"Like no other way but to go through the like, tombs. Oh, and my magical ring of power can like magically make all this like, um, poo-poo-ness like disappear!"

She removed her necklace and put the ring on. "Oh princess fairy power puff dust, I command the nastiness to go bye bye!" And just like that, the 'poo-poo-ness' disappeared. Like totally.

Gandalf walked over to Eadocce and grabbed her hand. "You have a magic ring?"

"Like totally! Oh my gosh, like you can't be a good Mary Sue unless you like have one! Duh, pookie! You like magically get it when you like fall into Middle Earth. I totally read about it on this like website on the internet, oh pookie don't give me that face, you know INT-TER-NET… like duh… yea so I like totally read about it on this website called um.. Like, fan fiction. Totally." Gandalf shook his head, and then walked away.

A/N: Poor fellowship, they are going to kill those Sues… Like, totally. Tune in next time, for like… Roggy Rog.