Gimli's Prayers Are Answered

They finally brought their boats ashore and untied the Sues. Eadocce was angry with Aragorn because he hadn't untied her until they had reached shore. Overall though, the group was alright, except a little hungry.

Gwenel looked around her and then turned to Eadocce, "Hey loser isn't this like, where Merry and Pippin are taken, and like, Boro-on-the-morrow dies?"

Boromir looked up from his place on the ground and contemplated killing her.

Eadocce punched the blonde in her arm and shook her head. Gwenel shook her head and looked around.

"Where's Frodo?" Pippin asked. There was dead silence as the encampment realized that Boromir was also missing. The two sues took off in a dead run to find Frodo and stop what was about to happen.

But too late they were. Hordes of fighting Urak-hai had already stormed the clearing and they were going after Frodo!

Gwenel pulled out her fairy knife-sword that gleamed with the light of the Sun. She twirled around, much like sailor moon. Then Eadocce used her super special shiny teeth attack.

The Urak were temporarily stunned, but then the leader stepped through the masses and pointed an arrow at Eadocce. Gwenel let out a gasp and put her super magical ring on.

"Um! Like peachy power puff milkshake! Make that arrow into a… a cupcake!" Eadocce looked at Gwenel and snorted.

"Cupcake?" Eadocce snorted a lovely, dainty, lady-like… well you already know.

Unfortunately the spell didn't work and the arrow pierced Eadocce's side. The Urak-hai then reloaded his arrow and pointed it at the girl again.

"Like, DARO!" Gwenel yelled. Another arrow into Eadocce.

"Um. Oh magical fairy princess! Save us! Like, turn that Urak-hai into something cute and cuddly!" Suddenly a pink cloud of fairy dust formed around all the Uraks and then it sparkled and sparkled until it faded.

"Like, OOOOOO! Bunnies!"

Gwenel rushed and picked up the bunnies, but then the sun disappeared behind some clouds. Gwenel looked at Eadocce who lay dying on the field.

The horn of Gondor magically appeared out of no where, and Gwenel emitted three short bursts of sound from it.

Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, Gimli and Boromir rushed through the trees and stood looking around. They all ran toward a dying Eadocce. Suddenly the bunnies went crazy and started rushing Pippin and Merry. The Bunnies carried Pippin and Merry away, but nobody noticed.

Aragorn was bent over Eadocce with tears in his eyes. Eadocce looked at him and then sighed.

"Like, where's Frodo?" She said as blood rushed out of her sides.

"I let Frodo go." Aragorn cried.

"Then you did what, like, I could not! I tried to take it! I tried to like, take the ring from Frodo!" Eadocce gasped.

"Like, you liar, that is totally Boromir's line. You totally did not try to take the ring!" Gwenel shouted as she turned to Boromir.

"Like it should be you that is dying you… MAN!" Boromir took a step back and toppled over Gimli who was doing victory dance and praising this… 'author' whom he spoke of.

Eadocce looked around then gasped again, "I leave my ring, to you Gorny, my lover, my friend. I leave my collection of Lisa Frank stickers to you Gwenel, cause you would like totally appreciate them. I leave my Crest for Kids toothpaste to you Gimli, because you need to like brush your teeth. And like, Gandalf will return, so like, don't carry the weight of the dead. And the sun will shine again, it just looks like its gonna rain right now."

Aragorn let out a sob he'd been holding in.

"I do not know what strength is in my blood. But I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall. Nor our people fail." Aragorn sobbed.

"What does she have to do with the White City? Our People? Don't you mean our people? As in mine and yours? Hello?" Boromir questioned.

Eadocce struggled to remember the lines. Gwenel stood on her tips toes to catch her attention. Eadocce turned to her and then nodded. She looked back at Aragorn.

"Like, our people. Our people." She nodded.

Gwenel gave a sob and fell to her knees. "Oh, Boromir! Why must you die?"

Boromir looked around bewildered, "But I am right here! 'Tis not I who dies!"

Eadocce spoke again, "I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king."

She closed her eyes and passed away. Aragorn gave out another sob and kissed her brow, "Be at peace son of Gondor." He whispered.

Eadocce cleared her throat and opened one eye, "Um..."

"I mean, Daughter of Gondor." Aragorn corrected. "They will look for her return in the White City, but she will not return."

"I'm right here!" Boromir shouted.

"Boromir, you need not shout, we all see you." Aragorn reprimanded.

Gimli started jumping around and then turned to Gwenel and rubbed his hands together with an evil gleam in his eyes.

"We must follow Merry and Pippin, because… um…" Aragorn seemed lost for words.

"We cannot abandon them to torment and like, death!" Gwenel yelled.

"What do we do with Eadocce's body?" Legolas asked.

"Leave it. She will not be far along, we will see her again." Gwenel answered.

"Lets hunt some Orc!" Aragorn roared.

"Bunnies!" Gwenel corrected.

A/N: lol, wow, I messed up that scene. Ahah.