A/N-All righty, many problems happen in this one. Especialy at the end. It's exciting though! Thanks to my reader's, and please review!
"Everything and Anything? Are you suggesting we have sex?" he asked, in an unusual gleeful tone. Minerva gave him a fake strict face though.
"How dare you suggest such a thing Albus? Oh dear, we've been talking so long that we've missed dinner! Shall we head into the bedroom?" she asked casually. He felt the heat rising. Courageously, he picked her up, and led her over to the bedroom. He laid her gently ontop of the covers, and smiled at her.
"What are you grinning at?" she asked, raising her eyebrows. He shook his head.
"Just never suspected this from you, that's all," he said excitedly, and also jumped ontop of the bed. She went under the comforters, and snapped her fingers so the lamp went out.
"What? You didn't suspect a women to go to sleep at night?" she asked sarcastically. But that's just what she did. Minerva went to sleep without doing anything with Albus. He wasn't able to go to sleep though. A wonderful women was laying so closely next to him. Even though he couldn't see well through the dark, he looked at her feminine body. Nobody would have expected her to be like this. Why was he so damn lucky? He was lucky that she was able to show her true color's to him. He was lucky that she loved him. He was lucky...He could feel a hand touch his.
"Albus..." she said, tiredly.
"Yes Minerva?" he asked softly.
"I love you," she said in a sleepy tone.
"I love you too."
And then he was able to get to sleep easily.
In the morning, Minerva tried to slip out of bed quietly so he wouldn't wake up. While she was trying though, he grabed her around the waist, and pulled her close to him.
"Good morning Minerva," he whispered.
"Let go of me Albus," she said, with an evil smile. But he refused to.
"Never,"
"Albus, I said let go of me," she said patiently again.
"Make me,"
"I definitely will," she said, and turned into a tabby cat. Minerva licked his face, and then jumped off of the bed. Professor McGonagall scurried into her kitchen, and turned back into a human. She spit into the sink, and Albus apparently got out of bed and was watching.
"You definitely don't taste good," she said raising her eyebrows.
"I never suspected to. But my dear, you are delicious," he said calmly. She tried to hide her smile, but it was useless. Minerva gave him a big stupid grin, and walked out of her office door to go to the Great Hall. When she walked out though, Professor Umbridge saw her.
"Where are you hiding Albus, Minerva? And what is that room you just came out of? Don't think that a few simple charms are going to defeat me. You should have made sure that I was really charmed. The hat I was wearing was one of those Weasley shield hats. Explain yourself, or be banned from here forever," she said, with a huge toad like grin. Minerva's lips turned thin.
"Albus is dead Dolores. I know that all of wish that he was still here, but that is physically impossible. Charms? I'm glad that you're taking extra precautions, but you are making no sense," Minerva said.
"Stupefy!" Umbridge yelled. And then Minerva was frozen for a moment.
"Yes you did! And Albus is in that room you just came out of! Huh? Where's the door?" she asked, looking at the blank wall. Minerva unfroze, and grunted.
"The wall isn't that pretty Dolores," she said sarcastically. But this made Professor Umbridge mad.
"That's it, you're banned! Never came back here! You are expelled! If you won't tell me where he is, then I'll just find out myself! Humph, I can't believe I didn't do this sooner," Umbridge said, pointing a pudgy little finger at the classroom door. Minerva stood there flabber-gasted.
"You...You can't do this! I...I've always been here! Hogwart's is like my home! It's where I belong...You'll be sorry! There's going to start being murders, and the students will have there revenge for me!" she screamed, and flicked her off. Dolores was just smiling at this immature behavior though.
"Ah, but I can Minerva. I do not enjoy this reckless behavior, please leave this school immediently," she said. And then Minerva stormed off. She knew that she wouldn't be able to go back, especially with the ministry on her side. A group of first year Gryffindor's looked at her strangely.
"Give her hell for me my fellow Gryffindor's! For while I am expelled from this school, I hope that you shall avenge me!" she screamed out. Many other people heard her, but the first years nodded at her. Soon, everybody in the hallway's gave her thumbs up. She hoped that they would do the same, as when the Weasley twins had left. She walked out outside of the school, and saw Hagrid's hut and the Forbidden forest. Then she saw the lake in which the giant squid was in. These were the places she would miss. But Minerva wouldn't leave permanently. No, she would be going to the ministry building, and getting her headmistress job back. Then she would definitely change some rules at Hogwart's. Like, no hags are allowed fifty feet from school grounds. On second thought, she would do one hundred feet. She walked to Hosmeade, and sat at the Three Broomstick's.
"Hello Miss Rosmerta. I've been expelled as a professor from Hogwart's," she said casually. It's surprising that Minerva was being pretty calm about this now. It used to seem like such a big deal, but she would definitely get back. Rosmerta dropped a glass that she was cleaning, and looked like she was in shock.
"You're not serious? I heard about Dolores being headmistress, but now she's banned you from the school? Everything's going to be going down hill. Hogwart's without you and Albus...It's going to be a disaster," she said. Then something just hit Minerva. Albus, what's he going to do? He'll be waiting for her all day, and she won't be able to come back to Hogwart's. Especially with the new security sysem, McGonagall would not be able to sneak back in. And what happens when Dolores does find out about her office? Tom could always tell her about it...But she could not think about that right now. There was enough on her mind to begin with, and worrying about Albus should not be added onto it.
"Yes, and I believe I'm going to have a little talk with Scrimgeour. Then I might be able to get my rightful position back," she said rubbing her hands together. Rosmerta could sense that Minerva had changed quite a bit. In a good or bad way, she had no idea.
"Scrimgeour is a very busy man Minerva. Do you think that he'll actually talk to you?" Rosmerta asked, and passed Minerva a gillywater. She drank it all in one gulp.
"I'll make him if I have too! I'm not letting Dolores kick me out of my school!" she said excitedly, and ran out of the bar. Minerva apparated to the ministry lobby, and ran to the lobby desk where they talked to guests.
"How may I help you?" a man asked. He looked tough, but McGonagall believed that she would be able to crack him down to size.
"I'm here to see the minister. It's extremely important," she said, in a strict tone. The man snorted.
"Lady, everybody wants to see the minister, why should I give you a chance to meet him? What makes you so special, huh?" he asked in a sarcastic tone. This mad Minerva very mad.
"Listen here mister! I used to be headmistress of Hogwart's until the stupid git decided Umbridge was better than me! And then she expelled me from my own school, because she thinks the wear abouts of Albus Dumbledore! He's underground and dead! She thinks that he's alive, and is going nuts about it! Now, I must speak to him, to tell him to find a more suitable canidate as headmaster!" she yelled at him. He looked taken aback.
"I'll call in...Only because I hate Dolores though!" he said, grabbing a piece of paper and wrote a message in it. He whispered minister of magic to it, and it flew off to find Scrimgeour.
"Wait, I know you! You're Professor McGonagall! I was in Ravenclaw though, while Albus was teaching not Dippet. How have you been?" he asked, putting out his hand. She shook it, and raised an eyebrow.
"I've been well, except the few past days with Dolores," she said. A piece of paper flew back.
"Scrimgeour will see you for one hour. Seventh floor," he said, and waved goodbye. Minerva used an elevator, and pressed the number seven. Instantly, she went up and the escalator door opened. Minerva walked inside and looked around. Scrimgeour's office had many things from when he was an auror. And there were portrait's of all of the Death Eater's he had caught in his days. He motioned Minerva over to his desk.
"I believe that you wanted to speak to me about a very important topic? I'm very busy right now Minerva, so please make it quick," he spat out at her.
"Dolores Umbridge expelled me from Hogwart's. And I do not believe her as a suitable headmistress. She thinks that Albus Dumbledore is still alive sir. That's the reason she banned me! Please Mr.Scrimgeour, I would like a retrial," she said, trying to put on a pleasent face. But it was difficult right now.
"Yes, she is obsessive about that. I can give you back your job, but not as headmistress," he said, finally giving her all of his attention. Minerva shook her head.
"I can't take it! She's always bossing us around, and being so cruel! It's just not right! I don't even think she cares about the students! If I'm not headmistress, I'm not going back. I just need permission to make one more visit there though," she said boldly. Minerva couldn't accept the offer he had given her. It was much better being in charge.
"You're so stubborn. But that's what I love about you. Tell you what, you spend the night with me and I'll pull Umbridge out," he said, with a smirk and a wink. She blushed, and felt a little bit of rage.
"Just one night huh? I thought you said that you were busy," she said, sitting on his desk. Minerva would have to do this.
"Yeah, but you also have to stay overnight. Then you can leave in the morning if you would like. Don't try to trick me Minerva. There's no other way I'm going to take out Umbridge. I'm an tired single man, that needs to relax every once in a while," he said staring at her. She felt the heat rushing to her head. Minerva nodded. She would agree to this one night with him.
A/N-Ooooh! A night with Scrimgeour! lol, he's crazy!