Bleeping Sues!

I love my reviewers cause they are like…awesome..

Gwenel ran along with the other members of the Fellowship and wondered what it would be like if she could censor the Fellowships words, like they did in Jerry Springer back home.

She laughed as she put her plans into action. She would yell "Bleeep!" Every time someone said something.

"Legolas! What do you're Elf---"Aragorn began

"BLEEEP!" Gwenel yelled, and laughed menically.

Aragorn shrugged and returned his attention to Legolas. "See?"

Legolas looked at the horizon and then turned to Aragorn.

"The Uraks—er… Bunnies turn---"

"BLEEEP!"

"They turn…"

"BLEEEP!"

"NORTH!"

"BLEEEP!"

Aragorn and Legolas turned toward the girl and started walking towards her.

"What is---"Aragorn started

"Bleep." She said nonchalantly.

"…with you?" he finished, his sentence lost.

"BLEEEP!"

"Gwenel!" Legolas yelled

"BLEEEP!" she yelled in response.

Aragorn turned away from her, then turned back, "WHAT ARE YO—"

"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

Legolas looked bewildered just as Gimli and Boromir caught up to them.

"Dwarves are wasted over cross---"

"BLEEEP!"

Gimli looked at that girl stunned.

"Come, Gimli---"

"BLEEEP!"

"WE—"

"BLEEP!"

"MUST---"

"BLEEEP!"

"MOVE!" Legolas shouted between the bleeps.

"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

They all took off in a run toward the Uraks, I mean bunnies, and dared not whisper a word in fear of being 'bleeped'.

Suddenly the fellowship came about the Riders of the Mark.

"What news---"

"BLEEEEEP!"

The riders turned around and encompassed the fellowship.

"What business do—"

"I-LOVE-YOU-BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" shrieked Gwenel.

Eomer turned to the girl and raised an eyebrow.

"What are yo---?"

"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

Eomer unsheathed his sword, "I would kill yo------------"

"BLEEP!" yelled Gwenel, looking nervous.

"SILEN-------"

"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" Legolas clapped a hand over the girls' mouth and looked up at Eomer.

"What business do you have in the Riddermark?" Eomer stated to Aragorn. He still had his eyes fixed at the girl who despite the hand clapped over her mouth was still shouting.

"BL-MMMFFFFF!"

"BL-MMFFFFFFFF!"

Soon everyone was annoyed at Gwenel so Eomer grabbed her and kissed her. Too shut her up, of course. By no way was he attracted to her. At all. No way. After he broke the kiss, his eyes meet hers for a brief second, and then…

"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

Legolas clapped his hand on her mouth again, looking very aggravated at Eomer. "Take these horses and go away, I no longer wish to hear her wails!"

"BLLLLLLLLL-MMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

Legolas gagged her and threw her on a horse, and they all rode to a distant smoke cloud that was the Late Bunny-Uraks.

Gwenel lay across Legolas's knees, facing the ground struggling with her gag. Eomer mounted his horse and turned around, "Do not trust or hope…"

Then Gwenel jumped up, but failed because of Legolas's hand holding her down and shouted, "MMMFFFF, FFMMOMMM MFFF! BL-MFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

Eomer led the Eorlingas away from the crazy girl.

A/N: I just felt like writing a chapter like this. I dunno why, but I thought it was funny.