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They rode for a few hours until they reached the burning smoke stack. It was a heartfelt moment for the whole fellowship. It was also one of the hardest moments. They had lost Gandalf, Eadocce and now Merry and Pippin. The fellowship was broken and everyone was upset… except of course Gwenel, who stood next to the trees of Fanghorn Forest and waited patiently for Aragorn looked at her. She began to tap her foot as she turned to the forest and looked in.

"Like maybe Merry and Pippin aren't too deep in the forest of, um… talking trees that I can like, spot them. Yea, totally." She whispered to herself.

Legolas and Aragorn came up to her and looked at her.

"My love? Do you see something in the forest?" Legolas cooed.

"Like, Merry and Pippin tracks! I mean, like, hobbit tracks!" Gwenel smiled at the group standing around her.

"Have ya missed everything that Aragorn has said? Everything up to the part, 'Their tracks led into Fanghorn'?" Gimli snorted.

Gwenel darted him a dirty look and then walked into the forest.

"Like stay close young hobbits! They say these woods are… oh, like wrong scene! Um, this is like, where we meet up with um, like… Gandalf!" Aragorn looked at the human girl and then turned around again.

"Gimli, hold down your axe… This forest can feel… and it is angered by your, like, stance." Gwenel mumbled dumbly. Everyone stood alert when the trees started making groaning sounds.

"Aragorn, something is out there." Legolas whispered.

Aragorn stood alert and then walked up a few paces. "What do you see?"

"The white Wizard approaches." Legolas answered.

"Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us. We must be quick!" Aragorn drew his sword.

Gwenel leaned against a tree, "Gorny, my friend, you don't have to like… do that."

Suddenly a flash of white light and a girl stepped out from behind a tree. She was closely followed by an older man.

"Like, what took you so damn long you dirty hoe!" yelled Gwenel.

Eadocce, now clothed in white looked down at Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, Legolas and Gwenel. She smiled, "Hello Fellowship. You track the footsteps of two hobbits…"

"Eadocce… that is my line. That will be enough of you." The wizard said as he stepped out from behind the girl.

"Eadocce… yes, Eadocce that was my name… I am Eadocce the White… whereas before I was only Eadocce. So from now on I should be known as Eadocce the White, although I will permit you to call me Eadocce, due to the fact that it is a shorter name. Also, I do not wish you to fear me, for I am your friend, as I have been sent back to finish my quest." She shone with an ethereal glow and everyone sighed.

Gandalf got exasperated with the child and pushed her out of the way. "You are tracking the footsteps of two hobbits."

"Where are they?" Aragorn said.

"They passed this way the day before yesterday. They met someone they did not expect. Does that comfort you?" He said.

"Who are you? Show yourself!" Aragorn questioned.

Gandalf then stepped out from the light and showed his face.

"Gandalf! So you too have returned from beyond the grave!" Gwenel sighed, "Like, Did ya really have to bring him too?" She moaned looking at Eadocce.

Eadocce had turned her eyes to Aragorn. "Elessar my love… Come to me and let us talk of the things to…like, come. For I have totally seen it."

Aragorn gasped. "Y—you died…" She placed her hand delicately on his forehead.

"And now, I am here. Now, I must save middle earth, and then we can have all the babies you wish to make my love."

Gimli stood aghast. "He will have no babies with you, you… She- Devil! He loves Arwen! Arwen of Rivendell! You remember her laddie, don't you?" He turned pleading eyes on Aragorn who stood there in deep thought.

"HRM!" Gandalf cleared his throat. Everyone turned their attention back to the Wizard.

"I am Saruman…"

"No silly, you're like... Gandalf the white..." Gwenel corrected.

Gandalf looked angry, but then started again. "I am Saruman…" Eadocce turned a critical eye on him.

"No! You are Gandalf."

"Hrm. I am Saruman, or rather Saruman as…."

"No you stupid wizard, you are GANDALF." Eadocce yelled.

Gandalf looked a little angrier than he had earlier, then once more started his lines. "I am Saruman or rather Saruman as he sh—"

"GANDALF! GAN—DALF!" shouted Gwenel and Eadocce in unison.

"SILENCE TERRIBLE ONES!" Yelled Gandalf--- err Saruman.

He began again, "I am Saruman or rather Saruman as he…"

"Listen you wizard with an identity crisis, you are Gandalf the Grey, you died, and so the Valar sent you back as Gandalf the White…"

Gandalf quirked an eyebrow, "Yes, Saruman as he—"

"GANDALF!" the girls yelled.

"Should have been…" Gandalf said.

Aragorn looked tired so he suggested they take their leave. "Should we not go to find the hobbits?"

"No! Like, they have to wake the talking trees! Duh." Gwenel said with a slapto her head.

Eadocce on the other hand remained quiet.

"We must ride to Edoras; King Théoden is in need of our help." Gandalf spoke.

"Yes, and Eomer is in need of my…. Bed –expertise…" Eadocce smiled.

"Nay sister Sue, for he has already received my…" Everyone gasped as Gwenel said, "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

"Omg, like Jerry Springer?" Eadocce squealed.

"Like Omg, yea." Gwenel said.

So they all came forth from the forest and a white horse ran at them, full speed.

"OMG! It's a rabid horse!" Shrieked Gwenel.

"Fear not Fellowship! For I shant let another of you fall!" Eadocce whipped out a bow and arrow, out of thin air, and then shot the arrow. Unfortunately for him, Boromir stepped in the way of the arrow as it shot clean through his heart, and entered the Mearas Shadowfax, killing them both instanteously.

"No!" Gandalf fell to his knees. "That was…my… best friend! You killed KENNY, you asshole!" Gandalf shouted.

"Um… no, that wasn't Kenny, and you aren't Cartmen! What are you talking about that rabid beast almost killed us all!" Eadocce yelled in protest.

"Boromir!" yelled Aragorn dropping on his knee beside his friend.

Boromir opened his eyes, returning from death briefly. "I was wondering when you would notice me!" He gasped.

"Boromir, do not die."

"Where is Frodo?" Boromir asked.

"Boromir, remember we let him go!" Aragorn replied.

"Then you did what I could not! I tried to take it from him! I tried to take the ring from Frodo!" He sputtered blood.

"Like, those lines where totally already used… Like, get original… sheesh." Eadocce said, standing indignant.

Boromir sputtered more blood. "Leave it! It is over. The world of Men will fall. And all will come to darkness, my city to ruin."

"Leave what my friend?" Aragorn asked.

Boromir looked frustrated then sighed again. "I would have followed you my brother. My captain, my king!" He closed his eyes, and laid his head to the side.

Aragorn stood up looking bewildered. "Will he too come back from death?" he questioned.

"Nay, he is dead. We should give him a proper burial." Gwenel said, looking distant.

After burying Boromir, the remaining members tried to comfort Gandalf for his loss of a horse.

"Like, Pookey, I'll totally buy you another one!" Eadocce protested.

"Fool of Mortal, BANE OF MIDDLE EARTH! He was the FATHER OF HORSES!" Gandalf bellowed.

Eadocce cowered a bit, and then smiled. "Like, whatever."

"Yea, like, let's get to Edoras, I'm hungry." Gwenel chimed.

They made their way toward Edoras all in wrapped up in their own thoughts.

A/N: What do ya think ya'll?