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Draco's Detention…by HIMSELF(alone you morons) da da daaaaaaaa

By Bethany and Taylor

ATTENTION! This is the author speaking! Listen up you flea brained idiots; this story is going to be in Harry's fifth year. Why you might ask. Because I can.

Harry woke up. That is pointless to say because this story has absolutely positively nothing to do with Harry. But it is interesting to state. Hey, are you leaving. Don't press that back arrow. NOOOOOOO! That's right. I know you would come back. This story is about Draco Malfoy, who coincidently woke up at the exacted same time. Well not really a coincidence, the fire drill took place as they were asleep waking them. (Hogwarts is technologically advanced, because I can. Deal with it!) So back to the story, Draco is now outside and freezing because he was in his boxers, which by the way is against the dress code. (But man is he hot)

"Hey who said that? It sounded like someone announcing my life story!" Draco said.

Anyways, he was outside. (speaking in a much quieter voice) And then it was time for breakfast, which by the way is the most important meal of the day. It should be a balanced meal containing a forth of all the nutrients you need for a day. But Draco was only eating a piece of toast because he is a rebel, with out a cause. He's a baaaaaaaad boy!

OK, sorry I was having a moment there but I'm ok now so back to our story, again.

So due to the excitement of the morning what with a fake fire and a serious lack of proper nutrition he was a little confused. He was craving some attention as every growing boy does. In his confused nutrition deprived and attention craving state he thought it would be appropriate to jump on the table and start singing.

"I'm too sexy for my robe, too sexy for my robe……."

OMG his voice is like a choir of angels. I'm melting I'm melting I swear some one pinch me. (Sorry I'm from Kansas, you don't know what it's like!) Now back to our story again. You know I stray off the story line a lot don't I? Oh well.

"I'm a model you know what I mean when I do my little turn on the catwalk"

"Mr. Malfoy"

"That's my name don't wear it out…oh hello professor McGonagall… um um I…I…I was just demonstrating the um…. Well you know that thing when you….yeah."

"Detention mwahahahahahhahdsahahha Click professor McGonagall turned off the flashlight she was holding under her face evilly.