Psycho Cookie: Well. I'm back! I thank my 2 reviewers, LanzaDeChu and girlovesusall. I thank you. Well. At first I couldn't come up with any ideas, so I called my friend. I asked her if she could find any random idea and she said "Purple Kangaroos! Purple Kangaroos!" So now chapter 2 is on Tenten going insane over purple kangaroos. So I don't own any of the charters, just a Sasuke plushie.

No Purple Kangaroos or people where harmed in the making of this chapter.

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Chapter 2 PURPLE KANGROOS!

It was a nice summer morning in Konoha. The birds were chipping, the sun was shinning and….

"PURPLE KANGROOS!" What the? "PURPLE KANGROOS! THERE EVERWHERE!" Tenten yelled as she ran out of her house. She ran for what seem like ever, which was only 5 minutes. She then ran into Sasuke who was walking with Neji.

"Ow." Was the only response from the Uchiha boy. He looked at who ran into him and it was in fact Tenten. "Oh. Hey Tenten." He stood up and dusted himself off when Tenten stood up and started shaking Sasuke.

"SASUKE! HELP! PURPLE KANGROOS ARE TAKING OVER KONOHA! THERE EVERWHERE!" She yelled.

"Tenten, stop. Purple Kangaroos are just a myth." Sasuke said. His once neat hair was now… um… very messy?

"NO THEIR NOT! DIDN'T YOU SEE THEM!" Tenten yelled.

"Neji. Do something with your teammate." Sasuke said.

"Tenten. You need to calm…" Neji didn't get to finish what he was saying because a kunai wised right past him, cutting off some of his hair.

"PURPLE KANGROOS! NEJI DIDN'T YOU SEE IT!" Tenten yelled.

"THAT'S IT! YOU NEED MENTAL HELP!" Sasuke and Neji yelled.

"PURPLE KANGROOS ARE POSSESSING SASUKE AND NEJI!" Tenten yelled hitting Sasuke and Neji over the head. Then she started throwing kunais at random, and hit 52 different things.

"KNOCK IT OFF!" Sasuke and Neji yelled hitting Tenten over the head, picking her up, and dragging her to the Konoha Mental Intuition. (They have a Mental Intuition?)

"Hello." A random person at a desk said. "How may I help you?"

"DO SOMETHING WITH HER! SHE THINKS PURPLE KANGROOS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!" Both of them yelled.

"Holy Shit! DOCTOR!" A random doctor ran over to the group. "WE NEED 2352 A.S.A.P!" The person at the desk said.

"RIGHT! FOLLOW ME!" The doctor, Sasuke and Neji (still caring Tenten) ran over to a room. They put Tenten in a strait jacket and literally throws her into a white room.

"Purple Kangaroos. They are going to take over the world!" Tenten yelled.

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Psycho Cookie: Ok. Well that was another short chapter. Hope you liked it. Please, PLEASE give me some ideas.

Sasuke: Why don't you just come up with more random ideas?

P Cookie: BECASE I CAN'T THINK! Plus I might now update very often. So I'm sorry if it takes forever for me to update.

Tenten: PURPLE KANGAROOS!

P Cookie: PLEASE REVIEW!