Who's Line is it Anyway: The Naruto Way Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Who's Line is it Anyway: The Naruto Way

A Mexican girl with blood red hair and dark green eyes came to the 'Who's Line' desk.

"Sup Everyone! I ain't gonna reveal my true self, so DEAL WITH MY ANIME SELF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Okay, for the record, I am Daisy, and if you don't like it…TOUGH! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Hey! Welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway Staring:

Gimme My Ramen…Uzumaki Naruto! Naruto waves to the crowd.

My therapist is on vacation…Haruno Sakura! Sakura glares at the Hostess

I love my big brother…Uchiha Sasuke! Sasuke glared daggers at the announcer.

As good as I get…Hatake Kakashi! He just shifts his eyes and keeps reading his book.

"And I'm your host Daisy, and why the hell do you want to know my last name?"

"Okay, let's start this already so I can start my…I mean our fun. Welcome to Who's line is it Anyway: The Naruto Way, A show where everything is made up on the spot and the points don't matter, that's right the points are just like Sakura getting a date with Sasuke."

"HEY! I heard that!" Sakura yelled from one of the four seats.

"So? It's true."

Laughter erupts from the audience.

"Why the hell are we here!" Naruto yelled. "Because I dragged you here after I knocked you all out and you awoke here and also…THIS IS MY SHOW! YOU ARE STUCK ON IT FOR ALL ETERNITY! MUHAHAHAHA!"

Naruto yells "NO!" that can be heard from all around the world. "I'M GETTEN OUTTA HERE!" Naruto runs for the exit. "Dummy, you say it's your show, but you leave exits in the studio." He opens the door and sees the studio. "WTF!" He runs out the door to end up in front of the studio again. "Ha, and you say I'm the dummy, I told you that you are stuck in here forever! HA!" Naruto runs thru the door again, and again, and again.

Please stand by while Naruto runs through the 'exit' 80 more times.

Stand by

Stand by and bladie dadie da

"Moron, are you gonna try that again, or can we get on with the show?" "No, I'm probably gonna try that one more time. Then we can continue the show." "Okay, whatever, you're payin' me by the minute, so I don't care." "Where not payin you!" "Yes you are: it's all right here in your contract. It clearly states that all of you pay me by the minute whether you want to or not. And so far I've made about $80 right here. So run thru it again and get back to your seat. I really want to get going." "Fine." Naruto walks back to his seat.

"Okay, now we're at two pages and now we can start, our first game is called 'Two word vocabulary' this is for Naruto, Sakura, and dumbass, AKA Sasuke." A load of Sasuke lovers got into attack mode. "Huh? Oh yeah, I forgot, we had Sasuke lovers in here. Oh well here goes: BindingGenjutsu." All the Sasuke lovers were restraint and fell back to their seats. "Now, as I was saying in this game Sakura and Naruto can only speak in the words I give them. Sasuke can say anything he wants during the skit. Naruto your words are: 'Whoa, what the heck is that', and 'Are you sure?' Sakura, your lines are: 'Is this right?' and 'Geez, finally' your scene is Sasuke you're a general getting ready for war, and Naruto and Sakura are the only two troops. Ready? Go."

"Also to save my poor hands here is how they talk:

Sasuke's words are normal

Sakura's is bold

And Naruto is italic."

"Well troops this is it. We have to go to war."

"Geez, finally."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, now take this Naruto."

"Whoa, what the heck is that?"

"That's a gun moron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure! Now take the gun! Sakura hold this."

"Is this right?"

"No, that's upside down!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES! I'm sure!"

"Whoa, what the heck is that?"

"That's the ground, oh here come the enemy!"

"Geez, finally."

"We have to blow them all up or we die."

"Is this right?"

"NO! That thing is upside down again, you can blow us up!"

"Geez, finally."

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Whoa, what the heck is that?"

"That's a grenade."

"Is this right?" Sakura had the pin out.

"Whoa, what the heck is that?"

"THAT GRENADE IS REAL!"

Both Sakura and Naruto yelled in unison: "OMG! RUN!"

Beep.

"Duh it's real. Why would I put fake items on here? Oh wait, that didn't come out right. Oh well. 1000 points each except for Sasuke because I just don't like you. 1 point to you." "Why just one?" "The points don't matter anyway, so suck it up. Besides, be grateful that you even got a point."

"Okay, that's all the time I have left on the computer, so if you have Scene from a hat scene, or a Hoedown you would like me to post, just review. Please."