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Draco's Detention
"Mr. Malfoy, you will report to my classroom at five tonight. Understand?" Professor McGonagall asked sternly.
The rest of the day flashed by. Harry and Draco only got into one argument, a record, his head was only into a turnip, thankfully and the Cornish pixies only attacked him FIVE times today. All and all an uneventfully day. Then 5o'clock rolled around. Draco made his way down the long, dark, cold, and sinister hallway to his DOOM! Da, da ,daaaaaaaaaaa!
Slowly he raised his fist to knock upon the oak door. The door creaked open, and Draco saw a sight that would haunt his dreams forever. Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape surrounded by stuffed animals at a tea party, and to make this scene worse they were both wearing Lockhart's Pink Robe fashion line.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" How could this happen to Snape, his favorite teacher? There is evil afoot.
Snape looked up suddenly. When he saw Draco he quickly crossed the room, waving his arms in an absurd fashion, and in a high pitched voice said, "You did not see anything, nothing at alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-"
"Sevie you forgot Mr. Chugalug and Mrs. Hugalot your hippo." McGonagall throwing a hippo and a teddy bear at Snape.
"Why, thank you Minnie, I can't sleep with out them. I mean nothing at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-"
"That is enough Sevie." McGonagall said. "Draco follow me."
The two of them walked out of the castle and to the lake where McGonagall stopped abruptly.
"What I'm I doing here?" Draco asked.
"That Mr. Malfoy will be answered in due time, probably in chapter 3." Of course this did not have the effect she wanted seeing as she was still wearing her hot pink sweetheart Lockhart robes.