Psycho Cookie: Ok. I finally got to type chapter three. I'M SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG! I was going to update Saturday, March 4, 2006, but I had a Winter Drum show. Therefore, I finished chapter three there and started chapter four. In our Winter Drum, I'm the synthesizer, and my nickname on the synth is Chibi-Synth.

Mi-chan: Psycho Cookie. No one cares. Therefore, I'll do the disclaimer. Psycho Cookie does not own Naruto. If she did, then Sasuke would be hers. She doesn't own a line from Whose Line is It Anyway either. She just owns a Sasuke Plushie.

Psycho Cookie: Read!

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Chapter 3 Cookies?

After the whole Tenten Purple Kangaroos thing, Sasuke told Kakashi, who told Sakura, who told Naruto, who told Hinata, who told Kiba, who told Shino, who told Ino, who told Shika, who told Choji, who told Gai, who told Lee, who told……(Mi-chan: Knock it off! Psycho Cookie: Sorry.)

Now lest check up on Tenten. Lets see she is in a plain white room. She's in a straight jacket… Oh look! She's saying something! Oh yeah. Half of her hair is down from stress and thinking that Purple Kangaroos are taking over Konoha.

"Little Danger from the West. I am your appoint and I am the best, I'll be sure your singing the blues, I'll beat your ass and take your red shoes! PURPLE KANGAROOS!" Tenten yelled. Ok… Let us go see how Iruka-sensei is doing.

We see Iruka-sensei walking down the streets of Konoha, walking over to the Ramen stand. He sees Naruto with Hinata. There are talking, but about what, I have no clue. As he is walking, he spots a cookie on ground. He looks at then walks away. As he contuions walking he sees another cookie. He walks a little faster.

Then, he sees another cookie, then another cookie. Soon there's a whole trail of cookies! "No! Must resist the cookie!" Iruka yelled. Iruka took off running to his house. He pasted by Sasuke and Sakura.

"Iruka-sensei! Where are you going!" Sakura and Sasuke yelled.

"Away from here!" Iruka yelled.

"Wow."

Iruka to his house, opened his door, ran inside, closed it and locked it. He sighed and walked over to his kitchen. He opened his fridge and took out a sprite. (P. Cookie: wow. That was random) He walked into his living room and turned on his TV. Then, he spotted………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..(Mi-chan: Psycho Cookie? Sasuke: I think she fell asleep. Mi-chan: Ok. I'll take over from here evil look on her face) A Cookie! Don Don Don Donnnnnnnnn!

"Must… resist… the…. COOKIE!" Iruka ran over to the cookie and bit its head off! (Psycho Cookie: I'm awake. reads what Mi-chan wrote MI-CAHN! Mi-chan: What?) "Cookies! Must consume all cookies!" Iruka yelled. He ran out of his house and again past by Sasuke and Sakura, this time, Sakura had a cookie.

"Hi Iruka-sensei…" Sakura started. Iruka looked at them.

"Iruka-sensei? You ok? You have the "Must consume something" look in your eyes." Sasuke said.

"Must… Consume… COOKIES!" Iruka yelled.

"Sakura."

"Yes?"

"On the count of three we run."

"Ok."

"1…2…3!" Sasuke and Sakura took off running. Iruka ran after them.

"Must consume the cookies!" Iruka yelled.

"Sakura! We must go to the Konoha Mental Institution! Now!" Sasuke yelled to Sakura.

"There's a Mental Institution here?" Sakura asked.

"Yes!" Sasuke yelled. He grabbed Sakura's hand and they ran to the Konoha Mental Institution.

"Hello… Hey. Weren't you here the other day?" The random person at the desk asked Sasuke and Sakura once they got inside.

"Yes. Pant we're being chased pant, pant by a cookie obsessed sensei!" Sasuke yelled.

"Doctor! We're about to have a 1385!" The random person at the desk yelled. A random doctor came running over to then with a straight jacket.

"Cookie!" Iruka yelled as he ran into the K.M.I. The doctor quickly put the jacket on him. "No! Cookies!" He yelled. The doctor took Iruka to the same white room as Tenten.

"Well let's go. I'm just about ready to kick you ass in a round of DDR at the arcade." Sakura said to Sasuke.

"You're on Sakura."

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Psycho Cookie: Well that's it. I still need to type up chapter four so it should be here soon. I'm already done with it. I just need to type it and post it. Please review. If I'm given flames I will give them to Mi-chan so she can use them to start her oven to make her pie. Then I'll use the leftover flames to make my cookies.

Mi-chan: So please review. No flames. You here me!