Psycho Cookie: Hi! Wow! Chapter 4 came faster then I thought!

Mi-chan: Woot.

Psycho Cookie: Yes. Woot, woot.

Mi-chan: Ok. Um….. Who's gonna do the disclaimer?

Psycho Cookie: I'll do it. I don't own Naruto. I just own a Sasuke plushie, the Coconut Jutsu and the scroll that Naruto uses.

Both: READ!

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Chapter 4, Coconut Jutsu?

Naruto was in the forest with a random scroll. He was training for hours! Which was only 52 minutes, 52 seconds and 23 milliseconds. "Ok. Here we go." Naruto did some random hand signs and yelled. "Earth style: Coconut no Jutsu!" He stood there for 13 minutes waiting for the Jutsu to work.

"…" That sucks. Naruto tried to do a Jutsu, but it didn't work. Biscuits! Naruto looked at the scroll. "Damn this stupid scroll!" Naruto yelled as he kicked it. Hey! That's my scroll! Stop it! "Da hell was that?" Whoopes daisy. Oh well. Naruto looked at the scroll. "Oh screw this!" Naruto took off to his house just to play DDR. Psycho Cookie randomly walked over to the scroll left in the forest and picked it up.

"Wow. This is my scroll. How the hell did he get this!" Cookie yelled. Crap. "Mi-chan?" I felt like giving him the scroll. "Bitch! I'm going to Naruto's!" Oooohhhh… Don't get in a hurry. "That's it! Mi-chan get out here!" Crap!

52 minutes later

"Now Mi-chan, you screw up writing, I'll kill you dead and Sasuke WELL be the last Uchihan!" Ok. (P. Cookie: And if you don't know why I yelled that to Mi-chan, look at her profile.)

Psycho Cookie went to Naruto's house and knocked on his apartment door.

"Hold on!" Naruto yelled from the other side. "Hello? Oh crap."

"Hello Naruto. DID MI-CHAN GIVE YOU MY SCROLL!" Psycho cookie yelled at the fox boy.

"I'm sorry! Mi-chan gave it to me and told me to learn a new Jutsu. I tried but it didn't work so I kicked it and ran home to play DDR!" Naruto yelled.

"You want the stupid Jutsu to work! I'll make it work!" Psycho Cookie did some random hand signs. "Earth style: Coconut no Jutsu!" Some coconuts that look like rocks randomly appeared in Psycho Cookie's hands and started throwing them at Naruto's head. He dogged 24 of them but 52 hit his head.

Psycho Cookie started to do her lame victory dance. "That's what you get for stealing my scroll and trying to learn my stupid Jutsus!" Psycho Cookie then chucked another coconut/rock at his head. That makes 53. "Now to play his DDR!" Psycho Cookie ran over to his DDR pad and started playing.

Naruto is now KO'ed for 2 chapters. Woot for Psycho.

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Psycho Cookie: Ok! It's done! Yay! Ok. I'm all out of random Ideas. Please people, give me ideas! Completely random ideas! However, the next chapter has to do with Sakura. Please review! In addition, if by any reason I get flames, Mi-chan and I will use them for our ovens to make our pies and cookies. Ok?

Mi-chan: Review!

Naruto: I will not 'Woot for Psycho'. She is a psycho!

Psycho Cookie: You JUST NOW find this out?

Naruto: Yes.

Mi-chan: Wow. You really are a complete idiot.

Psycho Cookie and out of the blue, Sasuke: Review!