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Arwen's Interlude

The sues walked into the throne room and smiled wickedly, already knowing what was going to happen, but going through the motions anyway, so that all would be right in the world of Middle Earth.

"Frodo has passed from my sight. The darkness is deepening" Gandalf began, giving everyone the glum news.

Everyone remained quiet for a moment until Gwenel spoke up, "Yea, so Gorny is like, supposed to now say, if Sauron had the ring we would know."

Aragorn looked up perturbed from where he stood, "And how do you know I am supposed to say that."

Eadocce slapped her hand to her head and sighed, "Like, we saw it in the MOVIE!" She rolled her eyes.

Gimli nodded, "Yes, the Move V. Well would you be so kind and tell us what I am supposed to say so that we can just get over it?"

Gwenel nodded happily, "Sure Gim-Gim! You are supposed to like say, 'Let him stay there! Let him rot! Why should we care?'" She clapped her hands together in glee and then was worried for a minute when everyone turned cold eyes on her.

"What?" She said

" 'Let him stay there? Let him rot? Why should we care?' Because he is the ring bearer! Because he will save middle earth! Do you forget that you too are here on this world and you too will succumb to great darkness if Sauron gets back the ring?" Gandalf shouted

Eadocce looked affronted, and then put on a diplomatic face and turned to Gandalf., "Gandalf, Gwenel spoke out of context, she like meant that Gimli would say that about, like Sauron. Duh, it like, couldn't be more obvious. She doesn't want anything to happen to like, Frodo, she's like got the hots for him too." At this statement Gwenel turned a deep shade of Pink, quite like her dress, and Legolas raised his hands to the sky.

"Vala, why have you decreed my heart be stolen by she who is unfaithful!" He called to the sky.

"Silence you love sick elf, it is time we think about matters at hand!" Gandalf shouted.

Then they all fell quiet. Then an array of things happened. Merry and Pippin burst into the room followed quickly by a hooded and cloaked figure. The figure turned to Aragorn and dropped its hood.

"ARWEN!" gasped Aragorn, Eadocce and Gwenel simultaneously.

"Aragorn…" She said. His eyes shone with a long forgotten love that he had once more found and he took a step closer to her. She looked deeply into his eyes and took another step closer to him. They continued in such fashion until Eadocce, feeling red hot anger jumped from her seat and rushed to Aragorn.

"Gorny! Like, she's going to put you under a spell!" She tugged his sleeve to no avail. When Aragorn finally took the Elf into his arms and kissed her Eadocce immediately stood in front of the two and stamped her feet wildly about and shrieked.

"This, like, isn't the way, like, this isn't how it's supposed to be! He's like, supposed to fall madly in love with like, ME!" Tears overtook the beautiful Eadocce her hair glimmering with fury her eyes flashing in pain. Gwenel stood to comfort her, and then furrowed her fair brow.

"Like, this is the way it's supposed to be. Like, Gorny loves Arwen." She stated looking quite confused. She was answered with a hard slap across the face by Eadocce.

Eadocce shrieked back at her, "Just cause the movie doesn't show Legolas's lover doesn't mean he doesn't have one! Like, I hate you!" Eadocce continued her tirade as Aragorn broke his kiss with Arwen and the two started whispering furiously.

Then Arwen turned to Eadocce, who had a look of death in her eyes.

Arwen grabbed Eadocce as she shriek and tossed her out the window. Literally. Everyone in the room gasped and Aragorn ran to the window to see the girl falling. Gwenel grabbed Arwen and slapped her, drawing blood from Arwen's fair brow, and then Arwen unceremoniously grabbed Gwenel too and tossed her out the window.

Eadocce pulled her ring off and started praying to the peachy peach sailor moon god. A portal opened up under her and she fell through. Gwenel fell through the portal too and they both dropped quite ungracefully onto hard grey rock.

Legolas watched the whole ordeal along with Eomer from the window and Legolas turned a bit pale--er than he already was.

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The girls sat huddled together on the ash that they were surrounded by and cried.

"I thought he loved me! WAHHHH!" Eadocce wailed.

"I can't believe she did that, to me! WAHHH!" Gwenel wailed.

Soon they were silenced as two figures approached them. When Gwenel looked harder, she saw it was Frodo and Sam.

"Like, ohmigosh, like Eadocce look its like Frodo!" Eadocce looked up from blowing her nose on her white dress and saw Sam and Frodo.

The two girls rushed over to the hobbits and pulled them into and embrace.

"Like hobbits, I didn't think you would like, make it!" Eadocce gasped.

Sam looked up at the two girls and nodded. "Begging your pardon Ms. Eadocce, neither did we, we got a little hungry back in Cirith Ungol and decided to eat Gollum. But shelob got to him first. Nothin' but skin and bones he was,so we ran for over lives, we didn't know if she would come after us." Sam explained.

"And like, did she?" Gwenel asked, looking at Eadocce.

"Yes, ma'am, but my old gaffer told me, he said, once your feet go hittin' that rock and you be getting yourself into danger, don't look back, just run!" Sam said sitting down.

"You two look, like, exhausted!" Eadocce said.

"No, not me. But Mr. Frodo here is having a hard time with the ring." He lowered his voice as he addressed the girls, "That thing is unnatural and we have to get it over with. We are close."

So the four started walking toward the mountain of fire. Gwenel and Eadocce hung back a little.

"Like, isn't it Gollum who takes the ring from Frodo in the like, end?" Gwenel asked.

"Yea, and like Frodo tries to take it back and like, pushes Gollum off." Eadocce says.

"So like, what are we going to do?" Gwenel asked.

"Like, we are going to have to take the ring from Frodo." Eadocce said.

"Oh! Can I like, be the creature Gollum?" Gwenel said, with a twinkle in her eye.

"Um, like yea, I'm not going to break a nail trying to be Gollum." Eadocce rolled her eyes.

Gwenel dropped to a crouch and started to run around on all fours, much like Gollum, and then she would stop sniff the air and cough, "Gwenel, Gwenel". She ran off and disappeared in the distance, and every now and then the trio could hear, "Gwenel, Gwenel" off in the distance.

"Why did Gwenel go and run off like that, Mr. Frodo?"

"I don't know Sam," Frodo answered, his voice coming slow and his footsteps slower.

Frodo then fell. He started to say something about the ring being too heavy but Eadocce silenced him and picked him up and started walking toward the mountain. They passed the spot where Gollum attacked them in the movie, Eadocce wondering all the while where Gwenel had gotten too.

"Like if I have to do this and break a nail, like, someone is going to pay to have it redone! Ohmigod!"

She waited a bit more and then dropped Frodo and jumped on him.

"Like, I wants the precious! Blah, blah, blah! Give us the Precious!" she said lamely.

Sam came over to her and put a hand on her shoulder, "Begging your Pardon Ms. Eadocce, but that wasn't a really convincing Gollum." She nodded, looking defeated and picked Frodo up.

When they finally reached the Bridge inside the Mountain and stood on top of the lava, Frodo put the ring on.

"The Ring is mine Sam!" he called.

"Mister Frodo NO!" Sam called back. And lo and behold, in ran Gwenel, on all fours with naught but a pinklion cloth and a bright pink bra.

"Filthy hobbites! You tooks it from us! We wants it! We wants the Precious! Gives it to us!" Gwenel jumped on Frodo, who toppled over and bit his finger. She then slipped the ring on her finger and started dancing.

"The Precious is mine! MINE!" she laughed.

Eadocce who had enough of it, then walked forward and looked at Gwenel "Like, throw it in the fire you half wit."

"The Precious is mine! Gwenel, Gwenel!" Gwenel jumped around. And Eadocce grabbed her by her tresses and tried to pull the ring away from her.

"Its Mine! The Precious is mine!" Then Gwenel shrieked, "You tries to takes it from us!" She jumped on Eadocce and bit her ear, in a blind rage Eadocce kicked Gwenel. Gwenel stumbled and fell of the ledge.

As she fell she stroked the Precious that was in her hand and shouted gleefully, "Mine! The precious is mine!" Then soon as the precious fell from her hand and landed in the lava, quickly followed by her, she started singing a different tune. "LOST! THE PRECIOUS IS LOST! OH! THE PRECIOUS!" and with that one Mary Sue died, and one Mary Sue saved Middle Earth.

The lava started to erupt so Eadocce grabbed Frodo and Sam and ran to the ledge. They lay there, talking of the Shire, and Orlando Bloom, of whom the hobbits would not believe was truly Legolas, and soon Gandalf came with the Eagles.

The Eagles took everyone to Gondor and it was there that Eadocce told everyone who Gwenel had gone mad and tried to take the ring from Frodo and who Eadocce saved the world.

Frodo sat off to the side looking quite angry talking to Merry, Pippin and Sam. "It makes no sense, they appear in Mordor and then after I have traveled all this way, and endured so much pain, she steals my glory in moments!" Sam put an understanding hand on Frodo's shoulder.

"It's alright Mister Frodo, at least we are rid of one of them. Now how to rid ourselves of the other!"

Everyone watched as the hobbits sat in a close circle and Arwen came over to them.

"Frodo, what ails you? Is it your shoulder?"

Frodo looked up and shook his head, "No, we plot to kill the Mary Sue." Arwen's eyes glittered as she sat in the circle as well, plotting her own revenge for the spell the Mary Sue had placed on Aragorn.

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The wedding planned and the invitations sent out, everyone was to be there. It would be grand. Aragorn would be crowd king, Arwen would marry Aragorn, Eowyn would marry Faramir, and Mary Sue would die. It was the ceremony to be at. Of course, Mary Sue didn't know she was going to die. She simply thought she could steal Aragorn's heart once more and marry him in Arwen's stead. So there she sat, on her bed, plotting how to steal Aragorn, while in a very different end of the castle Celeborn, Galadriel, Aragorn, Haldir, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Gandalf sat plotting.

It was a ceremony to be at indeed.

A/N: And you better be at it, tomorrow!