To my dearest reviewers Elfluver13 and Phantom'sJediBandieGirl the two of you really got me through this story you are amazing! I love you! Like, totally. My next fan fic will be called Mary Sue's Letter in which Mary Sue writes a letter to the world of Fan Fic justifying herself. It should be up Monday-ish, Tuesday-ish. Thank You! And to all my other reviewers, your continued feedback is absolutely appreciated. I makes me sad that this is the last chapter, but I hope you all enjoyed it, and I hope that you read the next one!

--Wisconsin—

Mary Sue Eadocce lay on her bed. Everything hurt her, she was in pain. She smelled somewhat like she had been urinated on but she couldn't really put her finger on it. She gasped as she tried to move her arm and then pain shot up threw her sides. She lay there in pain as everything came back to her.

She jumped up and ran to her computer screen and sat down at her desk. She moved the mouse a little bit and patiently waited for her screen to change from black to the sign up screen. Quickly she entered her password on her screen name: HALDIRLUVME and quickly scanned her buddy list. Instantly Mary Sue Gwenel had IM-ed her. The screen name LEGGYLVR17 sent her a message.

Leggylvr17: omg Eadocce lyke is dat you?

Haldirluvme: omg Gwenel?

Leggylvr17: lyke wen did you come bak?

Haldirluvme: I just woke up, an' waz lyke in mah bed.

Leggylvr17: omg, did one of da characters com wit you?

Haldirluvme: those hoes

Leggylvr17: wat?

Haldirluvme: dey lyke, beat me.

Leggylvr17: lyke you wanna meet sumwhere?

Haldirluvme: yea, da coffee shop.

Leggylvr17: lol, aight yo. Bye.

Haldirluvme: K.

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They both walked to Starbucks and sat down in the back of the shop. They looked at each other as they put their lattes down and their purses and bent there heads together.

"Like, I didn't even know you until we got to like, Middle Earth." Mary Sue Eadocce said. Gwenel agreed.

"Like if we hadn't exchanged like screen names we like, wouldn't have known we like lived in the same town!" Mary Sue Gwenel chirped.

"Are we still going to like, use our Middle Earth names?" Mary Sue Eadocce asked

"Like, yea, I like them." Gwenel answered quietly. "Tell me what, like, happened." She said as she put her hand on Eadocce's arm.

Eadocce started her story, stopping only to cry a bit, and then finished off disguisedly, "And then, he like, tried to pee on me again!" She broke into sobs again.

Gwenel was hysterical. She laughed so hard she pushed her purse and latte off the table. Eadocce looked offended and cried again.

"Like, it's okay Eadocce, like, Haldir loves me, like, and that's why he did that!" She gasped for air as she let out another peel of laughter.

"No, he like, tried to seduce me, he like told me to take my dress off!" Eadocce sobbed.

Eadocce took a sip of her latte and sighed. "You know, like, if Arwen didn't like come into the picture when she did, I like, would be the queen on Gondor!"

"And I, my sister Sue would live in lauralindo—laura lindalake, laura lindalay..err, lothlorien with Haldir and then when I get bored with him I'd go over to Eryn Las—Eryn Las err… Mirkwood and spend time with Legolas." Gwenel sighed.

"You know, I always wondered like what kind of creature would like, shag Gimli." Eadocce said with a smile on her face.

"Like yea! 'it's the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women!' omg like, eww!" Gwenel giggled.

"But those, like, Lord of the Ring people where like really dumb!" Eadocce said her eyes growing wide.

"Omg, like yea! Like Pippin, like for someone so small, you really can't be any, like dumber. Like for real." Gwenel said, slapping her forehead.

"And like, Merry, like for real, now!" Eadocce said laughing.

"But still, like Gorny and Leggy and Haldy-poo should be like, ours." Gwenel pouted.

"Like, yea." Eadocce agreed.

"But like, I guess we could try to end up in like, Pirates of the Caribbean, like, Jack Sparrow is funny. And like omg, Will Turner is sexy." Gwenel said.

"Like yea! Omg---"

"Like no! Turner is like, mine!" Gwenel shouted.

"Like, no, you got leggy this time, I get orli next time.. duh." Eadocce countered.

"I like, guess…."

And so the camera zoomed away from the sues as they plotted to fall into Pirates of the Caribbean and kill off Elizabeth and marry Will Turner.

A/N: And that folks is yet another tale to be told. I hope you all enjoyed it, please look for the next Sue-r coming to a theatre near you, on monday!