AN: Well, here's something new: a SHEEN pov song parodie! This one (suggestion by samuraistar), is Beutiful Soul, By Jessie McCartney. Enjoy! And review!

HEEHEEE! I have reveiwers, see:

Readrbug21:)Thank you! Sorry to keep you from your school work! (welllll, almost, lol)

samuraistar: DOUBTER! How dare you! (j/k, lol!) Thanks! I'm trying to keep up the whole "I can do any song" idea- take that, Kim 'perfect' Possible! HAHA! (ahem. Yes, well.) now, are you paying attention? I wrote this chap AT YOUR REQUEST! IN ONE DAY! HAHA! (is proud of self...smacks self for vanity...) it may not be what you expected, but I hope you like it!

Any other ideas?

Disclaimer: Can't touch this. -MC Hammer


Ultra Lord

I don't want no Barbie chick

I don't want no freaky little troll

G.I. Joe makes me sick-

All I need is my Ultra Lord!

I know that you

Don't understand me

And I'm sure that

You would have to disagree

But I don't care I know I'm right

Ultra Lord is the best there is!

I don't want no Barbie chick

I don't want no freaky little troll

G.I. Joe makes me sick-

All I need is my Ultra Lord!

He can win any fight

He's always Ultra tough!

He's stylin' in purple

And makes the terminator look like a cream puff!

Ultra Lord, yeah!

You just need to

Open your eyes

To see why it's

No suprise

Why I love him

He's my biggest hero!

And I know I'll never

Change my mind!

I don't want no Barbie chick

I don't want no freaky little troll

G.I. Joe makes me sick-

All I need is my Ultra Lord!

He can win any fight

He's always Ultra tough!

He's stylin' in purple

And makes the terminator look like a Cream puff!

I'm crazy,

That's what you say

But I have just one question today:

Which one of us is the real strange one?

It makes me brave when I think of how

He sticks to his super hero vow-

Always to protect the innocent!

I don't want no Barbie chick

I don't want no freaky little troll

G.I. Joe makes me sick-

All I need is my Ultra Lord!

He can win any fight

He's always Ultra tough!

He's stylin' in purple

And makes the terminator look like a Cream puff!

(repeat)