DISCLAIMER:

I do not own the wonder that is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I do not own Willy Wonka. Or Charlie Bucket. Or Augustus Gloop. Or Veruca Salt. Or Violet Beauregarde. Or Mike Teavee (as much as I'd love to own Mike Teavee…).
Is that clear enough?
OK.
On with the story!
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