AN: Okay, this one is a bit of a lingual stretch, but I hope y'all like it anyway...it's taken from "Angel" by Shaggy...(thanks for the idea, samuraistar)
ChoFrog09: I'll do my best! Keep your eyes peeled...(r&R in the meantime, k?)
samuraistar: (such a faithful reveiwer! Yay!) Thanks!
Disclaimer: "Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark...and...scary in there!"
Sugar Booger
Shooby dooby dooby doo woi
Shooby doo
Oh
Shooby doo dooby doo boi oi
Yeah, ah
Girl, you're my sugar booger, my darling
Sugar booger
Closer than my ducks you are to me, Judy
Yeah, you're my wife, you're my sugar booger
Yeah, you make me pie when I'm hungry, lady
I was a hippie when I was young
But the totally groovy past is now all done
It's all good, we had a lot of good fun
But I'm so glad I got you for the long run
Looking back Judy, you'd always mention
I gave my ducks just too much attention
But between us there is no contention,
I wanna show you, now, my appreciation
Girl, you're my sugar booger, my darling
Sugar booger
Closer than my ducks you are to me, Judy
Yeah, you're my wife, you're my sugar booger
Yeah, you make me pie when I'm hungry, lady
You're a queen and so you should be treated
You supplied me with the love that I needed
When Jimmy left for collage, I felt depleted
Begged and pleaded, it didn't go unheeded
When I got a flea circus, you dissed the program
You said I was only hiding my emotion
The feeling of losing him was so strong
Been together so long, girl, you're just never wrong
Girl, you're my sugar booger, my darling
Sugar booger
Closer than my ducks you are to me, Judy
Yeah, you're my wife, you're my sugar booger
Yeah, you make me pie when I'm hungry, lady
Uh, uh
Girl, go with me, get a toaster, I saw a poster
(From the toaster convention comin' up)
And you appear to me so beautiful, always so cheerful,
(But your makeup? That's messed up…)
Girl, I'm glad I spent my hundred, just the way I did
(Sugar booger, I was so in love)
Instead of investing, I bought you a ring
(It's a choice I'm proud of)
Yeah, I was a hippie when I was young
But the totally groovy past is now all done
It's all good, we had a lot of good fun
But I'm so glad I got you for the long run
Looking back Judy, you'd always mention
I gave my ducks just too much attention
But between us there is no contention,
I wanna show you, now, my appreciation
Girl, you're my sugar booger, my darling
Sugar booger
Closer than my ducks you are to me, Judy
Yeah, you're my wife, you're my sugar booger
Yeah, you make me pie when I'm hungry, lady
Girl, you're my sugar booger, my darling
Sugar booger
Closer than my ducks you are to me, Judy
Yeah, you're my wife, you're my sugar booger
Yeah, you make me pie when I'm hungry, lady