A/N: We've got ourselves a rather lengthy chapter here, but, as they say in show business, it's MAGIC TIME!

Shannon trekked down the corridors of Royal Woods High the following morning and had discovered Ruby and Spencer by one of their lockers, where the young couple appeared to be engaged in more selfie taking as they playfully made lovey-dovey faces and expressions with each other for Ruby's cell phone camera as she snapped one shot after another – still enjoying their indulgence of Boyfriend/Girlfriend Swag. Once Ruby had finally lowered her phone so that she could post these selfies to social media, Shannon had decided to approach them.

"Hey, guys," she greeted them.

"Hey, Shannon," Spencer returned the greeting in a friendly and cordial manner.

"Hey," Ruby returned the greeting in a far more aloof and standoffish manner, while not even looking away from her phone.

Shannon knew the exact reason for Ruby's present attitude, which is exactly why she wanted to speak with her; with a sigh, she began, "Look, Ruby… I've been thinking about what happened yesterday… and… I… just wanted to say I'm sorry…"

Ruby pulled her eyes away from her screen to glance at the freckle-faced and bespectacled brunette as she offered her an explanation for their little spat the day before…

"I mean… I know you were only trying to help… and, well, I do really appreciate it…" continued Shannon. "I guess… I'm just… not used to anybody doing things like that for me, and I just… kinda felt like it was my problem, and I needed to deal with it my way…"

By now, Ruby had completely broken away from her phone now that Shannon had her undivided attention. Even despite that, in her mind, she still felt as though she did nothing wrong, she did have to suppose that it was disrespectful on her part to go against Shannon's wishes to get involved in a situation that did not concern her.

"Well... I mean... I guess you do have a point that it was your problem, and I didn't need to, like, get involved when you asked me not to..." confessed Ruby.

"Well... I guess I really did need some help from a friend… and, you're right… friends do stick up for each other… so… I just wanted to apologize and let you know that your help actually wasn't going without thanks or without appreciation…"

"Yeah?" Ruby responded. "Well... I'm sorry, too... not just for going against your wishes, but, like, how I lost my cool with you yesterday, because, I thought you were, like, totally ungrateful for my help..."

"I wasn't ungrateful," said Shannon. "I was just upset that you disrespected my wishes... so... are we cool again?"

"Yeah," nodded Ruby. "We're cool."

As the two girls stood staring at each other rather awkwardly, Spencer, while not entirely sure just what any of this was about, having not witnessed the conference with Mrs. Bernardo from the day before, had still gotten caught up in the moment; he wrapped an arm around each of them and pulled them close for a rather uncomfortably tight embrace.

"Aw, come on, you two; bring it in!" He exclaimed.

The jock's grip was so strong, both girls felt their backs crack as he brought them in for a mutual squeeze; this boy clearly did not even know his own strength.

"Okay, Spence… let go, please…" Ruby practically choked.

Spencer complied with the request as both girls proceeded to rub their crushed backs.

"Well…" Shannon continued, as she attempted to walk away while her body attempted to relieve itself from the discomfort of that sudden bear hug, "I guess I'll see you guys later…"

"Fare the well, Hermia," Ruby called out as she continued to make her way down the rest of the corridor.

"So, what was that all about?" Spencer asked to be filled in on the loop that he was out of.

"Hopefully, no longer having to deal with Amy's bitchcraft," explained Ruby. "That, and now we'll get to see a real actress playing Hermia again!"

Rehearsals for A Midsummer Night's Dream seemed to have gone a lot more smoothly now that Mrs. Bernardo had a thespian playing one of the romantic leads who actually could act rather well, and bring forth a believable performance; Shannon, as she had previously planned, also continued to play the part of Hermia by invoking a British accent – a subtle touch of authenticity that their drama teacher rather appreciated. She and Rex entered into center stage, surrounded by cardboard trees, as they began to lower themselves to the floor below.

"Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood, and to speak troth, I have forgot our way," said Rex as Lysander. "We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, and tarry for the comfort of the day."

"Be it so, Lysander," said Shannon as Hermia as she proceeded to lie down on the stage floor. "Find you out a bed, for upon this bank will rest my head."

Everyone in the auditorium had enjoyed the rehearsals far more than they had been up until this point; Shannon's acting talents were quite preferable to watch over Amy's lack thereof. Speaking of whom, Amy was clearly the only one in the auditorium who did not enjoy any of this in the slightest; she stood among the other thespians who were to act as her fellow fairies in the play with an enormous chip on her shoulder as she watched this on-stage romance among her boyfriend and the one girl she had a beef with.

"One turf shall serve as pillow for both of us," said Lysander/Rex, as he attempted to lay next to his beloved Hermia. "One heart, one bed, two bosoms, and one troth."

Amy steamed as she continued to watch from backstage; as far as she was concerned, she might as well have watched her own boyfriend actually sleep with Shannon, and the very idea of such nearly made her physically ill.

"Nay, good Lysander," rebuffed Hermia/Shannon, as she shooed her beloved away. "For my sake, my dear, lie further off yet, do not lie so near."

Amy rolled her eyes; others may have liked Shannon's attempt at a British accent, but she was not the least bit impressed… maybe if she spoke with a British accent, Mrs. Bernardo would've liked her performance better? She still could not get over her drama teacher's tactful critique of how she found her performances to lack sincerity and believability… but, she also still could not get over how Ruby had, essentially, gone off and ratted her out to Mrs. Bernardo, as she cast a leery glance over to the Indian girl, who was far too invested in watching her best friend's stellar performance on stage to pay the catty ginger-haired girl any mind.

During another rehearsal, Benny and Spencer took to center stage, likewise surrounded by the cardboard trees, as their characters considered their problem: Oberon, king of the fairies (Benny) had instructed magical sprite, Puck, (Spencer) to apply their love potion to the eyelids of the sleeping Athenian man known as Demetrius (Errol), after witnessing said Athenian man rebuff a suitor of his, a woman named Helena (Jackee), who is in love with him, as opposed to Lysander, to whom she was promised… unfortunately, Puck had mistaken Lysander for Demetrius, and now, love-crazed Lysander had begun to pursue Helena, much to her astonishment.

"What hast thou done?" Oberon/Benny asked as he chided the sprite with whom he had made this deal. "Thou has mistaken quite, and laid the love juice on some true love's sight…"

At that moment, Benny rolled his eyes – not because it was part of his stage direction, but because he had to deal with the snickers and giggles that came from others in the auditorium anytime he uttered words, 'love juice.' It was how Shakespeare had described the concoction in his text, however, in the guttural minds of these teenagers; 'love juice' meant something far less savory entirely. Benny was ordinarily able to keep going in his rehearsals, but even for him, the unnecessary snickers he got whenever he said, 'love juice,' became an annoyance and distraction for him.

Luckily, Spencer was able to resume the scene as he delivered his next line.

"Then fate o'er rules, that one man holding troth, a million fail, confounding oath to oath," responded Puck/Spencer.

This brought Benny back into the scene, as he instructed the magical sprite, "About the woods go swifter than the wind, and Helena of Athens look thou find. All fancy-sick she is and pale of cheer, with sighs of love that costs the fresh blood dear. By some illusion, see thou bring her here; I'll charm his eyes against she do appear."

"Look how I go! Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow!" Puck/Spencer said as he scurried his way off the stage and met up with Ruby and Shannon, both of whom were quite impressed with his performance.

"Dude, you are, like, totally amazing out there!" Ruby complimented.

"Thanks, babe," said Spencer with a little blush.

"You're getting better, too," critiqued Shannon. "You haven't made a single mistake in days!"

"Hey… yeah… I didn't even realize!" Spencer exclaimed.

It did not even occur to him, but without having any kind of internal conflict eating at his mind, Spencer was able to better focus and concentrate on his rehearsals than he did when he obsessed over how he was going to get himself out of football training in the sports club to perform in this play for theater club; with a clearer and more peaceful mind, he could remember and deliver his lines much better than before.

Weeks had passed; greenery had given way to an explosion of color in various shades of red, orange, and gold; the warm air had gradually chilled; and the days grew shorter as they passed. One crisp Friday midautumn night, the Royal Woods High School Theater Club's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream was ready to be performed before an audience of parents, school faculty, and others who would be in attendance; the thespians awaited back stage dressed in their wardrobe for the play while Mrs. Bernardo formally welcomed the audience to tonight's performance.

"You know somethin', Shans?" Ruby asked her friend. "Somehow, Shakespearean wardobe works for you..."

"You think so?" Shannon asked; she hadn't given the wardrobe much thought, but hearing Ruby's remark did suddenly give her a thought as she quickly produced her cell phone to hand to her and ask, "Hey, can you take a picture of me real quick?"

"Yeah, sure," said Ruby as she took Shannon's phone and snapped a shot of her in her Hermia dress.

"Thanks," Shannon said as she shared the snap on social media and told her internet friends, 'So excited for my 1st starring role 2nite!'

Almost instantly, her post received a heart emoji reaction and a 'NAMASTE!' comment from red_ruby, prompting the two to exchange smiles with each other before they pocketed their phones.

The curtains parted before a packed house to reveal a cardboard palace, in which young lovers Lysander, as played by Rex Bauza, and Hermia, as played by Shannon Tannenbaum, profess their true love for one another, in spite of the fact that they both are promised to others in accordance with Athenian law: Lysander to a woman named Helena, as played by Jackee Dames, and Hermia to an Athenian man named Demetrius, as played by Errol Wynn… so, what do they decide to do when faced with their plight? What any sensible young couple would do: run away with each other into a fairy-inhabited forest.

Sometime later, in a forest of cardboard trees with paper leaves, the audience was treated to a number of fairies, the sight of which elicited much laughter. Among them were the estranged king and queen of the fairies, Oberon and Titania, as played by Benny Stein and Luan Loud, who wore matching costumes that looked rather similar to outfits that would be worn by Peter Pan, but also featured fairy wings on their backs, and crowns on their heads. Similarly, other thespians wore single-colored unitards that were likewise accessorized with fairy wings; Ruby Patel in red, Lyberti Minter in seafoam green, Parvana Hakim in pink, and Amy Reynolds in spring green… Amy felt as though she had absolutely drowned in a pool of indignation to be laughed at as she graced the stage in such a ridiculous costume, she tried her best to remain in the shadows of her fellow thespians to relieve herself of her humiliation as much as possible. All of this, meanwhile, Oberon and Titania fought amongst themselves over the fact that Titania had taken a young Indian boy to be her personal servant, while Oberon felt the boy was natural knight material. Said Indian changeling was played by Leo Bardonaro in one of two minor roles – this particular role being so insignificant to the story, that Shakespeare bothered not to give the character a proper name.

"How long within this wood you intend to stay?" Oberon/Benny asked his lady.

Upon seeing this particular boy in such a fairy king costume, as well as hearing the sound of his voice, one of Luan's sisters found herself questioning the validity of her not-so-secret crush.

This is the dude Luan's got the feels for? Luna thought to herself before she stifled a snicker. Not gonna happen. My gay-dar is so pin-pointing this dude!

The scene pressed on...

"If you will patiently dance in our round and see our moonlight revels, go with us!" Titania/Luan replied to her king. "If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts."

"Give me that boy, and I will go with thee," demanded Oberon/Benny of the changeling whom his lady had acquired.

"Not for thy fairy kingdom," retorted Titania/Luan, before she turned to address those who had tagged along with her. "Fairies, away! We shall chide downright if I longer stay!"

With that, the comedienne-turned-fairy queen sprinted off the stage, followed by the other fairies – most of whom did their best to make the wings on their backs appear as though they fluttered and carried them away… except for Amy, who tried to keep pace with the others so they could continue to shield her from the audience's view as much as possible – all of which garnered even more laughter from the audience.

Unfortunately, this only caused an even bigger riff between the king and queen, as Oberon turned to the mischievous sprite known as Robin 'Puck' Goodfellow, as performed by Spencer Banks, whose rather limited wardrobe consisted of something of a loincloth covered in fake leaves, and a headband which bore a pair of horns; as Spencer took to the stage, he silently thanked the theater gods that nobody that he knew from the sports club would actually see him like this (except for Lori, though she was here with her family to see their sister, Luan). More titters arose from the audience as the two spritely fellows discussed the use of 'love juice,' which Oberon had ordered Puck to administer to Titania, so that while she falls in love with the first thing she lays her eyes upon –even if it happened to be any forest animal that wandered by- and is preoccupied chasing after the new object of her desire, he may take the changeling for himself.

"Fear not, my lord, your servant shall do so!"

Spencer had really immersed himself into the role, and as he later administered some of the so-called love juice to the eyelids of a slumbering Titania/Luan, Oberon/Benny took notice of Athenian man Demetrius/Errol, as he was relentlessly pursued by Helena/Jackee, who, despite being betrothed to Lysander/Rex, was in love with him, instead. Puck/Spencer was soon made aware that he had his work cut out for him when Oberon instructed him to also administer the love juice onto the Athenian man he had just witnessed being pursued by the woman whose love for him had gone unrequited. Unfortunately, having not seen this man for himself, when Puck happened upon Hermia/Shannon and Lysander/Rex asleep in another part of the forest, he made the mistake of assuming this was the Athenian man of whom Oberon spoke, and administered the love juice onto his eyelids instead. Upset with this mistake, Oberon then ordered Puck to retrieve Helena while he tended to Demetrius. As if things weren't strange enough, Puck also happened upon wandering a stage actor who bore the unfortunate name of Bottom (Leo in his second role), and because he of this, he cast a spell onto Bottom, which transformed him into a literal ass (Leo in a donkey costume); upon awakening from her slumber, Titania laid her eyes upon this donkey man and fell madly in love with him.

"I do love thee, therefore, go with me, I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee!" Titania/Luan professed.

Upon the delivery of this line, her fairies re-entered the scene and joined their queen in the pursuit of this literal assman.

The auditorium soon echoed with laughter as the audience witnessed all of the shenanigans that unfolded up on the stage: love-crazed fairy queen Titania/Luan and her fairy servants chasing after Bottom/Leo who was now half-donkey, and two love-crazed men, Lysander/Rex and Demetrius/Errol, chasing after Helena/Jackee.

"O, Helena, goddess, nymph, perfect divine!" Demetrius/Errol recited while in a goofy, love-struck manner, chased after Helena/Jackee. "To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?"

Lysander/Rex would have none of this, as he likewise chased after Helena/Jackee in the same manner, "You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so, for you love Hermia, this I know!"

"Never did mockers waste more idle breath!" Helena/Jackee strained as she tried to evade these two crazy suitors.

As if Helena was not the only woman confused by all of this, Hermia/Shannon also lacked any clue as to what went on here, as she re-entered the scene and was shocked to see her beloved Lysander/Rex chasing after Helena/Jackee.

"Lysander, whereto tends all this?" She asked.

"Out, loathed medicine! Hated potion, hence!" Demanded Lysander/Rex, while he continued to chase after Helena/Jackee.

"Do you not jest?" Asked an even more confused Hermia/Shannon.

"Tis no jest," insisted Lysander/Rex. "I do hate thee and love Helena."

Not only was Hermia/Shannon confused by all of this, considering that it was she whom Lysander/Rex loved, not Helena/Jackee, to whom he was expected to marry, but now, she had jumped to the conclusion that Helena, somehow, had stolen Lysander's love away from her.

"You juggler! You canker-blossom! You thief of love!" She hurled toward Helena/Jackee. "Have you come by night and stolen my love's heart from me?"

Seeing that the two men were getting nowhere with their pursuit of the same woman, they decided the best way to settle this matter was with a sabre duel to see who among them would win the hand of the fair Helena.

And, exactly, who was at fault for all of these happenings? Puck/Spencer for the mistake he had made, not to mention his other ventures of mischief? Or Oberon/Benny for having concocted this scheme in the first place? Nevertheless, they knew that this mess needed to be cleaned up, and just as before, a scheme was devised to not only re-administer the love juice to those who had been affected by it fall in love with their true beloveds once again, but also erase the memories of this evening... as though it was all just a crazy dream.

With that decided on, the two spritely fellows managed to lure the fairy queen, the two Athenian men, the two women, and the donkey man back to a spot in the forest, where they each fell into sleep, which allowed Puck/Spencer to reapply the love juice to those he had previously administered said juice to, while he also recited something of an incantation…

When thou wakest
Thou takest
True delight
in the sight
of thy former lady's eye
and the country proverb known
That every man should take his own
In your waking shall be shown
Jack shall have Jill
Nought shall go ill
The man shall have his mare again
And all will be well

The sprite then took his leave, just as the king of the fairies arrived to find his queen awakening.

"My Oberon! What visions have I seen!" Titania/Luan exclaimed. "Methought I was enamored of an ass!"

The audience roared with laughter – particularly the Loud siblings, all of who thought was absolutely hilarious to hear their usually tame and squeaky clean sister say such a naughty word, regardless of the context of which it was used.

Back lighting was gradually brought up behind the scenery of the forest to indicate the morning sun was rising.

"My queen, in silence sad, trip we after the night's shade," said Oberon/Benny, as he took his queen by the hand and helped her to her feet. "We the globe can compass soon, swifter than the wandering moon."

"Come, my lord, and in our flight, tell me how came this night, that I sleeping here was found with these mortals on the ground," responded Titania/Luan.

The fairies scurried away off stage, as did Puck/Spencer, after he removed his spell from Bottom/Leo, which transformed him back into a whole man, while the other four lovers awoke. Lysander/Rex realized he still loved Hermia/Shannon, while Demetrius/Errol realized he loved Helena/Jackee, and the one thing that any of them seemed to agree on was that whatever it was any of them may have experienced the previous night was all just a dream.

And, it may not have been just their own personal experiences that were just a dream, as Puck took to the stage one final time to directly address the audience…

"If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended. That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear, and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding than a dream. Gentles, do not reprehend; if you pardon, we will mend. And, as I am an honest Puck, if we have unearned luck. Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, we will make amends ere long. Else the Puck a liar call, so goodnight unto you all."

With that, the curtain closed on Royal Woods High's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, for which the theater club received much applause, and as the applause continued, the curtain opened once more to reveal each of the thespians lined up across the stage, where they all joined hands and partook in a group bow to show their appreciation for their audience's felicitations – each of them wore a triumphant smile across their face… except for a certain ginger-haired, green-clad fairy, whose face looked completely neutral and indifferent.

Afterwards, as the thespians had begun the process of clearing the stage of its props and scenery, a very proud Mrs. Bernardo stepped over to address and commend them on a job well done this evening.

"Thespians, each of you were ABSOLUTELY MAAARRRVELOUS TONIIIIIGHT!" She squealed in sheer delight. "You pulled together, and made our first production of this semester a TREMENDOUS SUCCESS! The reactions you received from your audience were well-deserved… the connections you established with not only those watching, but with each other as you performed were rock solid! You've made me the proudest director in the world tonight! Each of you have earned your first credit for your theater elective this semester!"

This certainly added to the thespians' festive frame of mind – some of them had even forgotten that, despite theater being an elective, it was still something they were to be credited and graded for.

"Now that that's a wrap, next week, we shall discuss what our SECOND production for the semester shall be, and hold another audition process…" she informed them.

As Mrs. Bernardo began to lend a helping hand in clearing the stage, more congratulations were passed around amongst the thespians; Ruby, in particular, was most impressed with a certain sprite who caused a lot of the play's central conflict.

"Dude, you were, like, so much fun to watch tonight," said Ruby to her spritely boyfriend. "You seemed like you really got into it!"

"I did," said a proud Spencer as he shook his fists in delight. "This was such a fun role to play! Too bad I didn't get to share any scenes with a red-hot fairy like you."

"Yeah, too bad it was an ass I had attend to instead of a sprite!" The fairy in the red unitard chuckled. "But, seriously, you were one of the best things about the play tonight."

"Just one of the best?" Spencer playfully responded.

"There was also Hermia…" said Ruby as she turned to see Shannon had been approached by some of her fellow thespians who extended praises for her performance in tonight's play.

"You're a totally good actress, Shannon," said Jackee.

"You seemed so deep and real," said Errol.

"I really enjoyed working with you in this play… let's do it again sometime," Rex playfully suggested.

Although a usually modest and humble girl, Shannon was very much flattered by her peers' compliments, as she thanked each of them for their thoughtful words. After they had departed to move onto other tasks about the stage, who should approach the bespectacled brunette but a certain ginger-haired girl who still felt the sting of indignation to parade herself around in a spring-green unitard with fairy wings on her back.

"I bet you feel pretty good about yourself, huh?" Amy spat. "Playing the role I should've played!"

"Seriously?!" Shannon responded as her brow dropped in disbelief that Amy still carried this grudge.

"Here I am a fricken fairy cause you and Ruby did me dirty by running to Mrs. B. like a pair of snitches!" Amy continued. "In the words of Malvolio, 'I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you!'"

That did it. This had become one of the greatest nights of Shannon's life, and in one fell swoop, Amy absolutely ruined it for her; all of her bottled up anger had popped her cork, and for the first time ever, Shannon finally completely snapped.

"That's it! I've had it with you, bitch!"

"You've had it with me?!" Amy retorted. "And look who's callin' who a bitch!"

"I have been nothing but nice and civil to you, and no matter what I do, you still treat me like crap!" Shannon continued to snap. "And for your information, I had nothing to do with Ruby going to Mrs. Bernardo, I even begged her not to, but she did anyway, because she's my friend, which is more than anybody's ever done for me!"

"I'll bet…" Amy's snide remark only added more fuel to the fire.

"I was even willing to stay a fairy and let you keep the part of Hermia just to keep you happy!" Shannon confessed. "I only accepted the part again to save the play for the good of the whole club, but all you ever think about is yourself!"

"Not true!" Amy argued. "I also think about Rex."

"You know what? I'm done! I'm done trying to be nice to you! I'm done trying to be civil with you! I'm done with your toxicity! I'm done with you!" Shannon concluded. "We may as well just stay as far away from each other as possible from now on, because I've no need for a megalomaniacal arch-nemesis like you!"

"YOU GO, GIRL!" They heard a cheer come from the Indian fairy in the red unitard who applauded the bespectacled Jewish girl.

As did Spencer, Lyberti, and Leo – they, likewise, applauded Shannon for finally standing up for herself against who had now been formally declared her arch-nemesis; they, too, had grown tired of Amy's narcissism and watching her constantly belittle their friend when she never did anything to warrant such from her – this performance may have been even more satisfying for them to witness than her on-stage performance as Hermia in tonight's play.

Seeing that she was outnumbered, and having nothing more to contribute to this quarrel, Amy rolled her eyes and took her leave: "Pfft, you know what? That's fine with me."

Nobody was sorry to see her go, though they probably will be sorry to see she'll still be attending theater club.

Nearly out of breath from her most epic blow-up, the panting Shannon stuck her hands underneath the frames of her glasses, partly burying her face into her palms as she attempted regain her composure - she had never snapped like that at anybody before in her life, even she was surprised by the sheer level of wrath that had erupted from within her that was brought on by Amy ruining what was such a special night for her; she could almost feel a tear or two in her ducts.

Ruby then stepped over to her, beaming with pride, and squealed, "That! Was! AWESOME!"

"It… was…?" Shannon asked as she pulled her hands away from her eyes and her breathing gradually began to calm.

"Are you kidding?" Ruby asked. "Seeing you finally put that bitch in her place after all these weeks of the crap she's put you through? Girl, you, like, deserve an Oscar for that performance!"

Shannon could only stroke her arm in modesty, as she confessed, "I couldn't help it… she just made me snap …"

"I'm surprised you've, like, bottled it up this long…" said Ruby before she reached over and gave her best friend a congratulatory pat on the back. "But, I am, like, so proud of you, Shans, for finally standing up for yourself! You're totally amazing."

While still a little red-faced, a smile quivered from her lips as Shannon mumbled, "Th-thanks, Rubes…"

What a great best friend Ruby was. More than that, if anything, the more that Shannon had thought about it, the more she felt as though Ruby was more like the sister that she never had.

So, there we have it: now we have some actual context for Shannon's passing comment in "Stage Plight" that Amy is her arch-nemesis, and once again, I have to give credit to Albertson for brainstorming the idea of this subplot involving the theater club's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, and how the role of Hermia contributed to their feud - this gives us an actual reason for Amy being such an unpleasant, toxic bitch, as opposed to my initial plan of having her be such for the sake of it (I'm sure we've all known such people in our lives, regardless). As the close of this chapter insinuates, no, we still have not seen the last of Amy, but there might be quite a big surprise in store for her later down the road... maybe something even more embarrassing than parading around in a bright green unitard with fairy wings.

Obviously, I just basically skimmed over some significant highlights from the play, because I am not about to replicate an entire Shakespearean play (the theater club doesn't even have enough thespians for such) - plus, there is something rather hilarious about Luan saying, "Methought I was enamored of an ass!" What could the club's next production be? Well, if you're familiar with Loud House canon, you may have a good idea...