AN: Okay, so I got this CD at the library, right? "Something Corporate" is the band. Now, while I am VERY annoyed at the fact that two of their songs have the F-word in them, I hear this song, "I Kissed a Drunk Girl", and I think: "You know, that is a really dumb song. I need to make it better." Thus, this chapter was born! I hope you like it, y'all!
Reviewers:
Readrbug21: Thank you! I'm so glad you liked
it- it was a lot of fun to write…
Samuraistar: Thanks! I looked for it…did you
mean "Not That Kinda Girl", by Jojo? That's all I could find…
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joy and happiness in the form of JN parodies the world over!
Disclaimer: Some people have minds like cement: all mixed up, and firmly set. -Awake Magazine
I Kissed A Dumb Girl
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I kissed a dumb girl
I kissed a dumb girl, yes I did
Kissed a dumb girl on the lips
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I thought she was perfect
How could I have been so wrong?
She was beautiful, but
I know now she's not the one
I know she's not the one
I know she is not the one
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I kissed a dumb girl
I thought it would be, I don't know, a happy ending
I kissed a dumb girl
Her deep brown eyes must have fooled me
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She went to my school
My major crush since I was young
Her pretty smile
Made me think that she was all I'd ever want
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I dreamed of the moment
But when our lips had finally met
That's when I realized
All the flaws I couldn't forget
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I kissed a dumb girl
I thought it would be, I don't know, a happy ending
I kissed a dumb girl
Her deep brown eyes must have fooled me
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I was surprised,
That I was wrong, though I hadn't known
I guess time had changed me, my perception
Her sweet smile, flowing hair, couldn't change
The one retrospective question:
How could I do this,
When I want a girl with a beautiful mind?
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I kissed a dumb girl
I thought it would be, I don't know, a happy ending
I kissed a dumb girl
Her deep brown eyes must have fooled me
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I know her, she don't care about me
I'm sure she don't like science, math,
The things I love, like chemistry
She was just having fun
She's no Cindy Vortex…
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I kissed a dumb girl
I thought it would be, I don't know, a happy ending
I kissed a dumb girl
Her deep brown eyes must have fooled me...
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