AN: Hey, I think my writer's block is starting to fade! I must explain myself a bit: unfortunatly, I am one of those infuriating writers that write in spurts. I get a flurry of ideas and go about posting all kinds of chapters and new stories...then I hole up and disappear for a while. Sorry! Fortunatly for all of us, I do return to my writing...eventually. So, here is another parody, and I apologize for the wait. I'll try to post again soon. In the meantime, be sure to check out my other fics as well!

Reveiwers:Bakudon: Thanks! It's good to see you again, lol!
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Original Song: "On the way down"
By: Ryan Cabrera
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New Version: They Hired A Clown
About: That episode where Jimmy hypnotizes his parents into beliving every day is his birthday!

Disclaimer: Subdivisions are silly, I wanna be a hillbilly. -Billy Currington, "I Wanna Be A Hillbilly"

They Hired A Clown

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I'm sick and tired of this day
Yeah, once again
There's no escape
From this party and
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I know, I brought
This on myself
I took a chance with
My invention and
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They hired a clown
I saw him,
In his red size 16 shoes
And I know that
I must do something
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They hired a clown
I probably wouldn't mind
But it gets old time after time
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What I wanted so much:
A chemistry set
But my birthday
Wasn't coming yet
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So I made it
Come to me
I made tomorrow
Today, yeah
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They hired a clown
I saw him,
In his red size 16 shoes
And I know that
I must do something
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They hired a clown
I probably wouldn't mind
But it gets old after 5 times
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Oh, I didn't know
The spell couldn't be broken
Now it's my birthday
Over and over- and over again!
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(Clown, clown, clown)
Never scared me
(Clown, clown, clown)
Will I ever be free?
(Clown, clown, clown)
Never scared me,
Now he scares me!
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Yeah, I don't know
How to stop it
Never scared me
How do I break free, yeah?
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Oh, they hired a clown
I saw him,
In his red size 16 shoes
And I know that
I must do something
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They hired a clown
I probably wouldn't mind
But it gets old after 17 times
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(Clown, clown, clown)
The 17th time
(Clown, clown, clown)
The 17th time
(repeat into fade)

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