AN: Wow, it sure has been a while. I've had a drought of writing ideas, although I have had an artistic streak lately! I hope to have more updates soon. By the way, I did this as a parody of a song by Weird Al, and I have no idea if the song was originally his, or a parody, and if it is a parody, of what song! If you know, let me know, k?

(Only one reviewer! (Sob!) I've been ditched!)
Thanks, mysticofthepen! (And yes, clowns are, indeed, scary...)

Original Song: "Why Does This Always Happen To Me?"
By: "Weird Al" Yankovic
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New Version: "Why Does This Always Happen To Me?"
About: The episode, "The Evil Beneath"

Disclaimer: "I can't help it. When I see a squirrel, it reminds me of Emmy Rossum." -My friend

"Why Does This Always Happen To Me?"

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I was watching my TV one day
When they broke in with a special report
About a couple who
From their boat had disappeared
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They were cruising along, oblivious to
Any danger to their lives
When they suddenly vanished
Now, isn't that weird?
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And I thought, God, please answer me one question:
Why do both my friends have to believe such absurdity?
What a drag, 'cus now I have to prove that they are wrong
And you know what that must mean: a trip halfway across the world
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Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
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Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba!
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So I was driving my hover car
Over the non-suspicious spot
Trying to prove to them
That nothing bad was there
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And I saw nothing questionable at all
About the Bermuda Quadrangle
Then (to prove me wrong), we all got quite a scare
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And we fell from the sky
When my engines cut
We fell into the ocean,
And now what do we do?
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Well, we might as well
Swim down deep into the blue depths
I've got some air gum,
And I see something strange down there...
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Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
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Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba!
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So when we finally got down there
We were sucked inside some kind of
Underwater kelp-processing plant
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Well, I thought we'd all be okay
When we met up with Dr. Moist
But it turns out he's really "Dr. Looney Pants"
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So, now we're running from his "Algae men"
And our DNA is morphing into seaweed!
And we have to escape from this crazy tap-dancing man
We want to go back to normal and escape...and I hope we succeed!
(I hope that we succeed!)
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Oh, tell me:
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Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
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Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me...
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me...
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Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba...
(Repeat into fade)
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