Chapter 4: Parkside Problems
I was coming back from my scouting mission of Parkside Junior High. I walked through the doors when Weasly Renolds came over and announced,
"Hey Tom, the gravy grenades are all ready to use."
I said sweet when T.J. walked into another room and the hot girl I was dreaming about in chapter 3 walked over and said,
"Hey."
Of course since she was the hottest and most popular girl in school, I replied,
"Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh...h h hhh h h h h h h h h h hi. I'm T T T T T Tom."
She blushed and walked away. I knew I had totally blew it with her when all of a sudden Weasly walked back with gravy all over him
I said,
"Well, it looks like those gravy grenades worked ."
With that, I patted him on the back and walked away. I walked up to Grand Ruler Johnny and said,
"Parkside is take able but we'll need a big army and the element of surprise."
Johnny thought it for a moment and said,
"Well, assemble all the W.A.T.E.R. troops because you guys will be leading this battle."
"Yes!" I shouted out loud!
"But first," he said, "I need you to go talk to T.J.. He's a spy and I want him to infiltrate Parkside and try to find a way for us to sneak in."
T.J. is one of my good friends. So I went over to his room and said,
"Hey T.J., Grand Ruler Johnny wants you to infiltrate Parkside and try to find a secret entrance for our units to get in. We'll be invading right after you find that entrance."
"Will do." he said.
2 Days later, T.J. walked out and walked to Parkside Junior High. Our plan was for him to enlist in the school and he's stay there 'till night and then we snoop around. So, T.J. walked to the school's entrance and said,
"I'm the new kid from Oklahoma City."
"You may pass." the guard said in a deep voice.
"Thank you" T.J. said
So T.J. went in and found his new classroom and started out the day by learning scientific notation. He didn't pay attention through out the whole day because he knew he didn't need to know this crap. At the end of the day T.J. pretended to be picking up papers in his classroom but when the teacher left, he hid in the closet until it was dark and the custodians left. Then he snuck out and started looking around. He searched all night but found no entrance. So the next day he went to class and just as everyone was leaving he ran into his friend, Ben. Ben recognized him right away and said,
"T.J.? You're going to school here? I though you went to the school that rebelled."
When Ben said that everyone including the guards looked right at T.J.. About 10 seconds later a guard said,
"Get him!"
T.J. sprinted away running at maximum speed. All the guards were kinda old men so T.J. out ran them easily. But they were still on his tail so he hid in the boiler room. About 5 hours later T.J. was about to come out when he saw a metal screen. He took of the screen and crawled through the tunnel. It took about 10 minutes but he finally saw light. He kept crawling and he ended up in Indian Creek. Indian creek is a man-made creek. You know, the one's with cement on the bottom. Well anyway, he ran of to base camp and barged through the doors and yelled,
"I found it! I found the entrance! Seriously! I found the entrance into Parkside!"
If you remember, It snowed. So we took over the snow plows and piled up all the snow onto one HUGE mound. We then tunneled in through the pile and made a last resort room there. Technically if The U.S. brings in large forces and almost all of us die, that will be our new base. But now, we were using it as a briefing room and we turned out the plan. The plan as to get into Parkside and get on the loudspeaker and tell the kids the plan. So then our tactics commander said,
"We'll be in there by 11:00 tomorrow morning.
At 10:30A.M., 400 kids were with in a square mile of the tunnel entrance. Some were hidden in trees, others were hiding behind fences. One by one we all carefully crawled in the tunnel and met in the boiler room. Of course we all couldn't fit in side the boiler room, once the first 75 kids were in, we opened the door and let out our battle cry. The guards saw us and pulled out a gun but we were on him in seconds. Jarret yelled,
"Ok men and women, spread out!"
I ran down the south hall way and found myself at the office. I hit it open and saw ice cream men.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled
I jumped out of the way as 50 ice cream balls rocketed at me. I said,
"Ok all units throw something in there to stop those ice cream men!"
Of course we had nothing but I finally found the gravy grenades. I took off the cap and chucked it in there. Immediately I heard screams of,
"Oh my God! This disgusding goop is boiling hot! AAAHHH!"
I replied, "Ya! That's what they feed us as gravy for lunch!"
Then Jarret got on the intercom and yelled out,
"Ok girls and boys, this is the kids from the rebelling school and we want you to join us. Please, get up and do what you've always wanted, smack the teacher!"
We waited for a second and then heard old men and women screaming.
"Yes!" We all screamed in unison.
"Crap!" We all chanted together.
Because right then, 10 guards came swarming down the hall towards us and we retreated. We got to the outside where there was a huge battle going on. I saw an enemy bus fly into the air and was going to land right where I was. But I roll ed out of the buses way, but not the buses' paper clip turret fire...
Right then, everything went black...