Disclaimer: That's all right! That's okay! I'm gonna own TT one day! Goooo Kim!
A/N: I'm baaaaaaack! Yeah! New York was a pain, but I survived.
Christ, you guys are great...my first fanfic and a bajillion reviews...-sniffle- This is better than Christmas! No, not really...lol
Kim's Reviewer Feedback:
Regrem Erutaerc- Yesh, well, I'm sorry! I can't help it... . Forgive meh!
akiismarina- Yeah, I do hate suspense. EXCEPT FOR WHEN I'M THE ONE CAUSING IT! Yeah, "dude" is a really old word, so, yeah...I didn't really understand the point of that part of your review...yeah, well, whatever.
MagzDD- I didn't mean it in a sexist way. Like, okay, sure, if I were a guy, I'd watch two girls make-out...I guess...hell, even though I'm a girl, I'd rather watch two chicks makin' out rather than two guys! Okay? Yeah, Arella's her mother, and it says at the end of "The Prophecy" that her name is Arella. Maybe normal people don't read the credits on DVR like I do...?
Tammy Tamborine- Nope, it's right here! Bwahaha!
KellyClarkstonGirl- Maybe the randomness got to you...hmm, I'll have to fix this unsure review...-looks at gun choice- Bazooka or rifle? No, I joking, I joking. Well, like I said before, everyone is entitled to their opinion!
TTLuver- I'll update now. I already unpacked and crap, so...
Shadowofazarath- Well, lookie there...I rock! Yeah! People tell me that all the time...I wish.
Shadow Avenger- Oh, dear...maybe I should help escort you to rehab. "HA HA HA...that's HA-larious" Yes, we will have to help you...lol, while you're in rehab, keep reading!
Teleportal- Thank you about the wedding thing...ugh, I dislike my grandfather VERY much. I'm sooo glad this story's on "Story Alert". That means it's good!
darktrique pt. I- Yep, I remembered you! Cookies will do...as in, give me cookies.
darktrique pt. II- lol, China? Are you Chinese? I am...w00t, AZNS REPRESENTIN'! Well, I'm not full Chinese...I'm like, half-Chinese, half-Jamaican. w00t, JAMAICA IN DA HIZOUSE!
The Gecko- I'm a dudette. I'm glad it was funny! Yay for funny! "keep up the great storys." I'll take this phrase of bad grammar and keep it near my heart!
Drow Judicator- I had a rough time typing your name...anyways, I am a Republican, but Bush jr. is a complete and total idiot. My grampa is pretty messed up. And thank you for the compliment!
RavenOfNight- YES! YES! YOU REVIEWED! And, you said please. Good manners...-nods head approvingly-
Magicbeliver- 'Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart? Something...music and freedom...something something something...' I forgot the words. I don't think I ever knew the words, in fact. But, yes, random humor is the best! And, I kinda hoped Robin's dream was believable. Did I spell that right? Damn...anyways, here's your sanity back!
YRProcks66 pt. I- I know.
YRProcks66 pt. II- I'm tellin' you. The end was for those people who saw it said 'Romance/Comedy'. Soooo, yeah.
BuffytheVampslayer- Tell me about it. Teen Titans is, like...I can't even describe it. I saw some Teen Titans umbrellas in New York, and I was all, "TEEN TITANS, GO!" and all these people were looking at me like, "What the hell?"
6th year gryffindor pt. I- I like stories where Cyborg is like Raven's brother...Cyborg was her brother first, Robin! I really don't like Robin at all that much. Sorry, Robin lovers...
6th year gryffindor pt. II- Er...uh...well, let's start here. I do love Harry Potter, but my dad doesn't like me reading it, so when school starts again, I'm gonna sneak one from the library or something. The dinner ran around attacking Star because it didn't know that she was its creator. Yeah, I'm part Irish, too...
Frisky Muffin- Intersting name...and, yeah, Robin's dream is kinda gross.
Mad Mauser pt. I- That's good!
Mad Mauser pt. II- I love me some fluff!
Rae-n-BB-4-evr- lol, I'm glad you at least liked it...
Mad Mauser pt. III- I think...that you're the only one...who reviewed every single chapter! COOKIES FOR YOU! AND TONS OF 'EM!
Mad Mauser pt. IV- I like to think that my version was beliveable...damn, I can't figure out how to spell that word!
lol61188- I'm updating, okay? Geez, those crazy fans...When are they gonna come out with another season of Teen Titans, dammit? GAAAAAAAHHHHH!
mdizzle- That's weird, cuz my friends call me 'K-Fizzle'...interesting. And, the answer is...? NO. SHE SHOULDN'T.
Satu Simpson- It's very well done...you hear that ya'll?
Cassandra-Cruxshadows- I. Know. I'm trying to make the chapters longer! I think this one might be it...
Titanswolf- Heh heh. Yeah, a little "get to know the author" moment there. Oh? What's this? LMAO to the tenth power? w00t, that's good!
A/N: Wow, you guys...you rule...I know that chapter 4 was really serious for a romantic comedy, but, as this is a BBxRae fic, there has to be some drama. Anywho, enjoy the long-awaited fifth chapter to Beauty and the Beast Boy.
AND NOW...THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... CyX?
Chapter 5
Cyborg stealthily crept into his room, his head whipping around in both directions in case of Peeping Toms/Tomettes. He shut the door behind him quietly before tip-toeing over to a strange looking machine. It had a large clock in the middle, and had hundreds of buttons and dials just waiting to be pushed and toggled. He gleefully clapped his hands together like a little kid, picking up a book from his deserted "bookshelf" (It was really just there to be there). He flipped open to the page, looking fondly at the girl that gazed up at him.
Rubbing his hands together, he got to work setting dates, places, and people on the time machine. He pulled a series of complicated levers until, finally, there was one button left to push: GO.
Cyborg mustered up his courage before hitting the button energetically, almost breaking it. The machine whirred to life, and sparks flew from it. The electricity built up until, finally, the machine's power level was full. Cyborg grinned as there was a flash of bright light, and- POOF!
He was gone.
Cyborg flew through the time continuum (sp?), dodging random objects such as grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks and a metal baseball bat. He screamed as the bat headed towards, but, as you should know by now, I am not sympathetic.
The bat collided with his head.
Cyborg awoke to a girl standing over him. A little girl, that is.
"Mommy! Why is that candy machine on the ground?" The girl asked, pointing at Cyborg. Her mother's eyes widened before she shooed the girl away.
The girl's mother peered at Cyborg questioningly. "Cy...borg? What...why...where the hell did you come from, you moron?" She yelled, punching him on the arm.
"A nice 'long time, no see' would do just fine...Jinx," Cyborg grunted, standing up and brushing the dirt off of himself. She cocked an eyebrow and rolled her eyes.
"Well, it's been five years since you disappeared...I guess this is why," She muttered, folding her arms.
Cyborg cleared his throat, for there was a lump the size of, oh, I dunno, the Titanic in his throat. "So...you're married now, huh?"
Jinx laughed, as if that was the funniest thing she'd ever heard. "Why do you say that? Man, that's funny...me, married," She choked out between deep breaths. Cyborg gave her a funny look, pointing at the little girl playing with some bird just a few feet away. "Oh, you mean Emily? Emily is my godchild," Jinx informed him.
"Then why does she call you 'Mommy'?"
"She calls everyone 'Mommy' Even her dad."
"Oh," Cyborg breathed a sigh of relief on the inside. He'd thought he was too late. "So, Jinx...whatever happened with you and the HIVE?"
"Oh, we disbanded, like, minutes after you left! We were planning it for the longest time, because Gizmo was gettin' on my last nerve," She explained, placing a pale hand on her hip.
"That's...too bad. I guess?"
'That's great! Yessssss...'
"I have to go, Cyborg...um...see you...earlier?" She shrugged, taking Emily by the hand.
"Okay. I was about to leave, anyways," Cyborg nodded. "Nice, uh, talkin' to ya." He set his...arm?...to the present date and time and waited for it to gather enough power.
"C'mon, Emily. Mommy Raven probably wants to see you."
"Wait! Mommy Rav-" After a bright flash of light and a crack, Cyborg was gone. Jinx looked back at where Cyborg used to be and shrugged, leading Emily back home. In the back of her mind, she wondered whether or not she should have told him about the other big event that had changed the Titans' lives forever.
Cyborg appeared in his brightened room, only for it to turn dark again. "Raven and Jinx are going to be good friends?" Cyborg shook his head disbelievingly. "Damn."
He ran out to the living room, where Robin was sitting on the couch, remote in hand, flipping channels. "Rob! Put it on channel 13!"
Robin flipped to channel 13, where a news reporter was rambling about umbrellas. "Breaking News everyone. The 'HIVE' has split up. This means that the Teen Titans' job will very soon no longer be neccesary as the crime rate continues to fall. Perhaps Jump City will no longer need our costumed saviors. Speaking of saviors, the pope has just won the lottery! We now go to reporter Jenny Chang..."
Robin turned off the TV, sighing with mixed feelings of happiness and sadness. "Wow...I never thought that it would end like this."
"I know, man! I thought the HIVE would stick together for-"
"Not that! US!" Robin screamed, pounding his head on the couch. "Without the Titans, I've got nothing!"
"Uh, yeah, you do, man. Remember, you're a million-"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Robin shouted, wanting to punch Cyborg for his stupidity.
"Well, you could always just run around your house in your costume and fight evil dust-"
"Cy. Shut up."
"Gotcha."
A few days later, Starfire was tracing circles on her bedspread, wistfully thinking about a certain someone, when the Titans' alarm went off. She quickly exited her room and flew to the living room. "What is wrong? Who is attacking the city?" She questioned, looking at the big screen TV.
"It's...it's not a villain, Star," Robin said quietly, a piece of paper in one hand and a torn envelope on the table.
"Trouble?" Raven asked, coming into the living room with Cyborg and Beast Boy in tow.
"Not exactly the kind of trouble you're thinking of," Robin whispered. He handed the paper to Raven, and she read aloud:
"Dear Titans,
Thanks to your great work, the city is safer than it ever was. We greatly appreciate all that you have done to make Jump City kid-friendly.
However, in doing so, you have done away with the need for superheroes. I am deeply sorry, but you must move out of the tower and carry on with normal lives. It isn't really wanted, but you may tell people of your superhero status. Just remember that now, if you uphold justice, you will be put on trial like other people.
I'm sorry, Mr. Grayson.
As for you, Miss Roth, I suggest that you please hurry with the solution to your emotional instability. The real problem.
Mr. Logan, if you could refrain from shape-shifting in public, it would be most appreciated.
Miss...Koriand'r, I think that a more Earthly name would be appropriate. Kori Anders would do fine.
And, last but not least, Mr. Stone. You cannot help your appearance, so nothing can be said about it. I do warn specifically you, though, to be careful. You may have rid the city of villains, but there are insane people out there.
Wishes of the best of luck,
Mayor Lee Brown
"Oh, God," Raven breathed.
"Dude. I cannot believe this," Beast Boy moaned.
"Jinx never told me this was gonna happen," Cyborg groaned.
"I do not understand," Starfire pleaded.
'What the hell is going on?'
'Dude. I cannot believe this.'
'Why didn't she tell me?'
And then, suddenly and uncharacteristicaly, Robin burst into tears.
A/N: Whew! Finally, you get your damn long chapter! I hope it's long enough...hm, this wasn't so bad. Maybe I could always type longer chapters...?
INSPIRATION, PEOPLE.
Also. I was originally gonna end with, "Gotcha", but I knew ya'll would be kinda pissed. So I didn't.
If you wanna reccomend songs for me to listen to, I'll take it into consideration. I don't like heavy metal, country, or reggaeton, or whatever. That latino stuff. But, anything else, I'll see...
These retainers friggin' hurt. And, in the next chapter, Robin will question Raven about what the mayor said...next, on: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BOY!