A/N :I don't know how, but this idea just sort of popped into my head one day.
Disclaimer: Stargate does not belong to me, I'm sure you already knew that.
The day had finally come, the wedding of Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter. Everyone had long awaited this day, but no one expected what was about to happen.
Sam walked down the aisle toward her soon-to-be husband. "Jack looks very handsome in his dress blues," she thought to herself.
Jack watched as his bride-to-b strolled sown the aisle. "Sam looks beautiful in that dress," he thought to himself.
These two had no idea how in sync they were, and were going to be.
As the preacher began to talk, both Jack and Sam seemed distracted. When he finally got to the, "Speak now or forever hold your peace," part, Jack and Sam both looked at each other and back at the preacher. At the same time they said," I object."
They both turned to look at each other in surprise. Then once again simultaneously, they said," This is the true man I love." Sam had run to Teal'c's side and Jack to Daniel's.
At this Daniel and Teal'c looked at each other, one of Teal'c's eyebrows slowly rising.
"Um, guys," Daniel began, scooting away from Jack, "Teal'c and I kind of had an announcement to make." Teal'c had moved away from Sam and toward Daniel, who now had his hand on the Jaffa's shoulder.
At this point everyone in the small church was staring at SG-1.
The team members however looked at each other for a moment and all
began to laugh hysterically, except for Teal'c who, of course, just
raised an eyebrow as a small grin crept across his face.
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General Hammond awoke with a start, sweat covering his "crown
of marble."
"I will never eat Jack's chili that late again," he promised himself.
At first, the events were real, not Hammond's dream, but I decided to change it. Oh, and if you didn't get the "crown of marble" thing, go back and watch the episode where Hathor first comes.