ATTACK OF THE YUMMY BUBBLE GUM!
Naruto was just walking around in the forest when he heard some leaves shuffle.
You would think he would get his kunai out and in a fighting position right? Well he didn't.
He just started running off away from the scary noise.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed. He kept running until he got blocked in by trees.
He started climbing over the trees to get away from the scary noises. Over the trees he went and started running like a little kid that just wet his pants.
Then he was blocked in again and he couldn't climb over it. Being the idiot he is, he forgot he was a ninja.
Then he started screaming like a little girl. The evil things that made the eerie noises were coming closer and closer.
When they came close enough for Naruto to see them, they were just little gum pieces walking around with little bubble gum hands and legs.
He was laughing to himself. "Why should I be afraid of little pieces of bubble gum?"
When he was about to take one, they all turned from just walking bubble gum pieces, to walking bubble gum pieces with very sharp teeth that could bite your head off!
Then the bubble gum pieces started to say something. "EAT US! EAT US!" they all said.
Naruto stepped back in fear and said " I-I c-can't!"
"WHHY NNOOT!" The little gum pieces screeched.
"b-because y-you're...y-you're…." Naruto stammered
"WWERE WWHATT?" they questioned.
"y-your….y-you're…. YOUR SUGAR FREE!
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SHARON-CHAN hoped ya all like this one-shot! I think it was pretty funny. My best friend even said so. But my teacher thought it was weird. I used this story as my writing paper thingy and decided to put it on fanfiction. I changed it a little though. Anywayz... REVIEW PLZ!