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As promised hear is chapter two!!!!
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Part 2.

"The Mushrooms Take Effect"

Trunks was about half way to Goku and Chi Chi's house when he began to feel a bit dizzy. He slowly descended and landed on the ground he leant on a tree to steady himself when he suddenly saw Chi Chi. "Hi!" he said stumbling over to her. Noticing she didn't reply and was just staring straight ahead at him he took it as his cue. He started kissing her "Wha...?" he thought, as he tasted moss and bark. "What have you been eating Chi Chi?!" he asked, but Chi Chi just kept staring into space so he poked her arm. "Chi Chi I think you need some moisturizer," he commented as he noticed her skin felt as rough as bark. Still not getting any sort of reply he looked at her closely. Then to his horror she began to change. First she began growing thick blue fur with purple blotches. Then she became relatively taller and grew two little horns on top of her head. "Ahrrrrr...it's Sulley from that really scary monster movie!!! Ahrrrrr...!!!" he screamed and ran away with his arms up in the air.

He hadn't run far when suddenly...Bang! He tripped over Ginyu frog. "How did I trip over you?" he wondered.

"Ribbit," said Ginyu frog transforming into a man-eating monster and opening his mouth that was full of big sharp teeth.

"Don't eat me!" cried Trunks getting down on his knees, begging the monster with his hands clasped together and tears streaming down his face. Ginyu frog tilted his head to the side and sweat dropped

"What in the hell is up with this guy?" he thought.

Trunks was too busy pleading for his life to notice Krillin walking up behind him.

"Hey bro!" Trunks nearly shat himself with fright. Then noticing it was only Krillin he forgot about the Monster and said

"Hi!"

"Um... what exactly are you doing to Ginyu frog?" he asked "Ginyu frog? Where?" asked Trunks looking back at the monster and freaked out again. He grabbed Krillin's arm and dragged him quickly away.

"Trunks...? Are you on drugs or something?" asked Krillin. Trunks stared deep into Krillin's eyes

"No." he said simply.

"Well what have you eaten lately?" he questioned him.

"Um..." thought Trunks "I did eat some road kill cause I was hungry. But it just gave me worms."

"Um, anything else?" asked Krillin.

"Well I also ate some magic mushrooms by mistake," he said.

"Oh now I understand," said Krillin finally figuring out Trunks problem. "You are drugged!" he conformed.

"Who is?" asked Trunks looking around

"You are!" said Krillin.

"No I'm not," wined Trunks looking at Krillin with puppy dog eyes. Krillin sighed,

"Just follow me," he said. Trunks was about to do as he was told when Krillin suddenly turned into Hurcle right before his eyes "Arrg!" he cried and fainted.

"Just like old times," Krillin smiled "I just hope he doesn't loose his hair too, It's so pretty and soft and purple," he said caressing it. Then he picked up Trunks, put him over his shoulder and went to visit Goku.

By the time Krillin got to Goku's house it was late afternoon. He knocked on the front door and Goku answered.

"What happened to Trunks?" he exclaimed,

"He ate some magic mushrooms," answered Krillin

"Say no more," said Goku leading him into the house. Krillin dropped Trunks on the floor and sat at the kitchen table with Goku. "I hope he doesn't loose his hair like you," Goku said

"Yeah, or his intelligence like you," said Krillin

"Do you wanna soda pop?" Goku asked Krillin "Soda pop...?" Krillin thought, "Oh well I guess it's only Goku,"

"Do you have any beer?" he asked aloud

"Well I don't have any," said Goku "But I think Gohan has some,"

"But isn't Gohan only 8 years old?!" remarked Krillin

"Yeah," said Goku scratching his head.

"Oh never mind," said Krillin "I'll just have some grape juice,"

They were having a merry conversation about the old days and how pretty Trunks' hair was when Chi Chi walked in. On sighting Trunks lying on the floor unconscious she screamed,

"What happened to him?" she wailed,

"Oh he'll be fine honey," Goku reassured her "Krillin and I ate those mushrooms all the time and look at us now!" Chi Chi looked from them to Trunks and started screaming again

"Lagic mushrooms don't do this!"

"Don't you mean Magic mushrooms?' said Krillin.

Just then Trunks woke up

"Are you okay?" Chi Chi asked him. Trunks stood up

"Yeah," he said "What am I doing here? Oh that's right I need some Lagic mushrooms," he answered himself with a nod.

"I'm going to show you where they are myself this time," Chi Chi said. Trunks nodded eagerly. Goku watched them stare at each other then quickly said,

"I'll come too!"

"Me too," said Krillin.

"Ok," said Chi Chi trying to hide her disappointment so Goku wouldn't become more suspicious. So the four of them set off through the forest to find the mushrooms.

They were walking along single file in the order: Chi Chi, Trunks Goku then Krillin at the end.

"I don't know why but this place seems really familiar," Trunks said to no one in particular. They were walking under some low branches when Goku let a branch he was holding out of his way fling back. It proceeded to whack Krillin in the head causing him to fall backwards.

"Oww..." he moaned "Watch what your doing Goku!"

"I'm sorry Krillin," Goku apologized helping him up. He went to dust off Krillin's back when he noticed a foul stench coming from him. "What's that disgusting smelling brown stuff on you head Krillin!?" he asked,

"I can't smell anything," said Krillin a bit offended and wiped the back of his head with his hand. "ERRR!" he yelled "What the hell? It looks like shit but it's crawling with worms!"

"Oh I knew I recognized this place!" exclaimed Trunks "This is where I had to do a shit,"

"So...this is your shit on the back of my head and my hand!" roared Krillin with rage "I'm gonna kill you!" Krillin went flying towards Trunks and head butted him in the nuts. Trunks doubled over in pain clutching himself. Krillin was about to strike again but Goku held him back

"Calm down Krillin. It's okay. Take deep breaths. In, Out, In, Out..."

"It's okay?!" roared Krillin grabbing Goku's face with his hand wiping shit on it in the process.

"Ahrrrr..." bawled Goku with tears in his eyes. "You're just a big bully Krillin. I'm going home!" he said sulkily and he took off.

Trunks, still clutching his groin, looked up at Krillin

"I'm sorry," he said almost in tears.

"Ah it's okay bro," said Krillin like nothing had happened "I'm just gonna go wash off C'ya later," and he flew away.

Now Chi Chi and Trunks were alone and they knew it. They started madly kissing when Yumcha, who just passing by saw them

"Hey, Can I join in!?" he asked excitedly.

"Um let me think?" said Trunks "No!"

"Piss off," said Chi Chi

"I'll tell Goku what you're up to if you be mean to me," sniffed Yumcha.

"Damn!" Thought Trunks "Can't I ever get any peace!"

"Sorry Yumcha," he said "But we have to go now and find some mushrooms anyway,"

"Well I'm coming too," Yumcha said, "To make sure your telling the truth,"

"Fine. Do as you please," Chi Chi growled at him and they once again set off to find the mushrooms and this time they actually got to them.

They were heading back to Goku and Chi Chi's house when Trunks felt his butt beginning to itch again

"Oh no ... not again" he complained to himself. Trying not to be obvious this time he sleekly stepped backwards into a tree and began scratching up and down. "Man that feels good!" he moaned "Yeah I'll bet," said Yamcha's voice behind him. Trunks nearly jumped a foot in the air and turned round to find that the tree was actually Yumcha. "Gee Trunks, if you wanted me that bad you should have just asked," he said, "I did offer to join you before, but you wouldn't let me!"

"Ah it's not like that!" Trunks tried to explain, "I thought you were a tree!"

"So it's trees you like then," Yumcha grinned raising an eyebrow. "No, No, No!" he yelled, "I'm not gay! I swear it!"

"That's not what Goku and Krillin said," teased Yumcha "WHAT!" cried Trunks in dismay.

"What indeed," Chi Chi broke into the conversation

"Chi Chi, I forgot you were there," Trunks said,

"So it's true then!" she yelled, "Trunks how could you! You cheated on me with...with...My Husband! That's it, it's over!" and she ran off through the wood's all the way home.

Trunks fell to his knees. "NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" he cried, "Yumcha how could you?!" and began sobbing like a baby.

"Oh don't be so upset Trunks," Yumcha tried to comfort him "You still have me,"

"You, you basted!" Trunks yelled turning Super Saiyan then punching Yumcha in the face causing him to pass out.

He then picked up the bag of mushrooms and flew off to capsule corp. wailing as he went.

Trunks was still crying when he got home. "What on earth's your problem boy?" Vegeta asked as Trunks came inside.

"Chi Chi broke up with me because Yumcha told her I was gay with Krillin and Goku!" he wailed.

"What?!" roared Vegeta "Why that weakling! How dare he say something like that about my... Hang on isn't Chi Chi Kakarott's wife?"

"Ah, well yeah but that's besides the point," sniffed Trunks

"Okay then..." said Vegeta "Any way where was I? Oh yes, that fool Yumcha is gonna pay!"

"Pay for what?" asked Bulma who had just walked in

"Saying our son is gay," Vegeta told her.

"Okay then..." Bulma thought "So Trunks dear," she said changing the topic "How are you feeling after those mushrooms" she asked.

"Well actually now that you mention it," he said "I still feel a bit dizzy,"

"Well let your dad take a blood test then, just to see how you are," she said,

"Okay," Trunks agreed.

"Owww....!!" Trunks wailed as Vegeta gave him a needle,

"Oh stop your wailing boy!" Vegeta growled, "You're as bad as Kakarott!"

"There you are woman," he continued as he gave the blood sample to Bulma.

"Thank you Vegeta," she said in a sarcastic way and walked off. "Do I get a lolly pop daddy?" Trunks asked hopefully but Vegeta just gave him an evil glare so he shut up.

After about half an hour Bulma returned with a big smile on her face

"So what's the news?" Trunks asked eagerly

"Well," she began, "It's both good and bad. For starters there's nothing really wrong with you."

"Then what's the bad news?" he asked,

"Well it's not really bad," she said, "Just a little surprising, that's all,"

"Well what is it then?" he half yelled getting impatient.

"Well," said Bulma "I'm not sure how but your PREGNANT!"

"WHAT???!!!" cried Trunks and then passed out cold.

To be continued...

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