Ok guys!
Hear is the thirs chapter of TA's! yay
In response to my lateds review, I would just like to reply that of corse Trunks is not gay!
Ok so maybe I kinda, sort or maybe implyed that he may have been. But hey it's just a story! It's all in good fun, I'm sure you can tell by now that this fanfic is really just about making fun of the charcters by making them act exactally as they arn't really!
Well yeah, hear you are, enjoy and please review!
Part 3.
"I'm What!?"
"Wake up...wake up..."
Trunks heard a soft, distant voice as he began waking up. He moaned as he opened his eyes to see Bulma looking worriedly over him. "Oh Trunks are you ok!" she exclaimed as he sat up.
"Yeah, I think so..." he began but suddenly went quiet as the memory of why he had just passed out came rushing back to him.
"Did...did you just tell me that I am Pregnant?" he asked her, not quite sure of what was happening.
"Sure did!" she said standing up with a proud smile on her face.
Trunks blinked
"And may I ask HOW!?" he said jumping up, but had to sit down again as a wave of dizziness swept over him.
"Well you see," began Vegeta in a very matter-of-fact voice "When a man and a wom..."
"That's not what I meant!" Trunks yelled frustrated at him "I mean how am I, me, a guy pregnant?!"
"Now just calm down Trunks," Bulma said, "We have to deal with this calmly,"
"Calmly?! CALMLY?! How am I supposed to be calm when I'm pregnant and I don't even know how, or who the kid's other parent is for that matter!"
"Well Trunks, If you would just calm down for a minuet I think I can explain this," Bulma said to Trunks
"Fine," he said flatly "Go on then!"
"Well," Bulma began. "It is my guess that it had something to do with those mushrooms that you ate,"
"What?!" asked Trunks beginning to get worked up again,
"Be quiet and let your mother finish!" Vegeta snapped at him, Trunks quieted down.
"Well as I was saying," Bulma continued, "Those mushrooms you ate not only make you hallucinate but for a short time, say an hour at the most, after you have eaten them, they can enable a male to become pregnant. If the erm... right 'procedures' are followed."
"Procedures?" asked Trunks
"If you bonk someone during that time in other words," Vegeta snapped impatiently.
"What!" said Trunks confused, "But I don't remember 'bonking' anyone! All I remember is thinking Chi Chi was a tree and Ginyu frog was a monster then I saw Krillin and passed out so he..." Trunks trailed off.
"He what?" asked Vegeta impatiently,
"I don't know, I just remember waking up at Goku's house this afternoon...late this afternoon! Oh God No!" Trunks wailed. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Why that fucking little midget!" roared Vegeta "Do you know what this is going to do to my reputation!"
"YOUR REPUTATION?!" Trunks roared back "Your not the one who's PREGNANT!" and then he burst into tears and collapsed on the ground with his face in his hands.
"Oh Trunks," cried Bulma and rushed over to him and held him in her arms
"Oh mummy," he sobbed into her shoulder "What am I going to do? I didn't come back in time to become pregnant! I came here to fight androids and now by the time they arrive in this time line I'll be too pregnant to fight!"
"Uh... Trunks, you not actually planning on keeping the baby are you?" Bulma asked,
"Of course I am!" Trunks replied shocked "You don't actually think I would get rid of my own child do you?!"
"What!? Have you gone mad?!" yelled Vegeta "You... you and the midget! My... my Grandchild! No I won't stand it! I'm too young to be a grandfather!"
"You could never understand how I'm feeling," Trunks cried all emotionally, "All you ever do is be mean to me, pick on me and make fun of me, I... I hate you!"
"You Weakling! I can't believe my son is acting like such a woman!" Vegeta growled. Trunks proceeded to cry even more.
"Now, now Vegeta, don't be so mean," said Bulma, "Trunks is just feeling a little hormonal, it's completely normal considering his current condition,"
"Humph," grumbled Vegeta folding his arms and turning away. "Please dad," sobbed Trunks "Please accept this,"
Vegeta turned back to face him and Trunks noticed tears sparkling in the corners of his eyes,
"I'm going to be a granddaddy," he sniffed,
"Oh daddy," cried Trunks rushing over to him, hugging him and burying his face into his shoulder. Vegeta smiled with pride looking down into Trunks' eyes.
They stood there embracing for a while until Trunks finally stepped back, "Thank you for understanding dad," Trunks said. I have to go find Krillin now and tell him the news.
Trunks left capsule corp. soon after and headed towards Kame house to look for Krillin. He landed on the edge of the island and as he saw nobody outside went and knocked at the door. To his surprise Krillin opened the door, it was all a little too sudden for him and he just stood there with his mouth open staring at him.
"Yo wassup bro," he asked,
"As if you don't know," Trunks said bitterly.
"What?" said Krillin stepping back in surprise,
"Don't pretend you don't know!" yelled Trunks loosing his temper, "You 'bonked' me while I was passed out and now I'm pregnant because of you!"
"What! How the hell can you be pregnant, your male...well at least I thought..."
"Shut up!" said Trunks "I am a guy. It was because of those stupid Magic mushrooms!"
"Oh so your serious then!" said Krillin beginning to get excited "I'm really going to be a daddy!"
"That's right!" said Trunks happy now that Krillin was happy. They smiled at each other held hands and began jumping up and down in excitement. Just then Master Roshi walked over to them from somewhere inside the house,
"What's going on?" he asked confused,
"Trunks and I are having a baby!" said Krillin proudly. Master Roshi just blinked at them then went back inside.
"Gee, what's his problem?" Trunks asked Krillin,
"Beets me," he said, "But don't worry about him, he's probably just jealous. Let's go over to Goku's house and tell everyone the good news!"
"Okay," agreed Trunks totally forgetting about his little 'problem' with Chi Chi.
They arrived at Goku and Chi Chi's house soon after, they walked up to the door and Krillin knocked on it. Goku answered,
"What do you want?" Goku said coldly to Krillin, Krillin had completely forgotten about his 'incident' with Goku earlier that day.
"We're having a baby!" Trunks cut in before anyone could say anything else.
"Who's having a baby?" asked Chi Chi joining Goku at the doorstep,
"I am," stated Trunks. "Um...and with whom may I ask?" she asked Trunks angrily "It's bad enough you cheated on me with Krillin and Goku and now you've gotten someone pregnant!"
"What!" yelled Goku "I did no such thing with Trunks! And what's this about Trunks cheating on You!?"
"Um well you see..." Chi Chi began, when Gohan cut in
"See what did I tell you dad! Mum and Trunks were kissing this morning!"
"Keep out of this you little brat!" Goku yelled at him in a rage,
"Stop it, Stop it!" yelled Krillin "You going to give Trunks a miscarriage!"
Everyone was suddenly shocked into silence
"Your...your...the one who's pregnant?" Chi Chi stammered in shock,
"That's right," said Trunks blushing and looking at the ground. Goku scratched his head and one of his confused expressions crossed his face.
"Now even I know that that is impossible?" he said,
"Well actually it is possible," said Trunks and explained it all to them.
"Well that proves that you cheated on me then!" cried Chi Chi pushing past them and ran off into the woods. "Chi Chi wait!" called Goku but she didn't stop.
"I'll go after her," said Trunks,
"Like hell you will," said Goku, "I'm going after her, but don't worry I'll deal with you later," and gave Trunks an evil sideways glance as he took off.
Trunks gulped, now what was he gonna do?! Goku was heaps stronger than he was! He was going to get pulverized!
The stress was all too much for poor Trunks and he fainted.
Meanwhile, Chi Chi was still running blindly through the forest when she suddenly tripped and fell on top something. She lay there crying for a moment but suddenly gasped and jumped back in fright when the thing she had tripped over groaned and moved.
"Yumcha!" she said in surprise,
"Waaa...?" he groaned sitting up rubbing his head, "Oh hi Chi Chi, didn't you run off, and where is Trunks?"
"Trunks..."she sniffed, "He is having a baby with Krillin,"
Yumcha gave Chi Chi a puzzled look,
"Waaa...?"
Chi Chi sighed and explained the whole situation to him.
"Gee whiz!" said Yumcha "Now don't that beat all! Now Chi Chi it appears to me that you need some comforting," Chi Chi gazed into Yumcha's eyes and they began madly kissing. They were getting into quite a horizontal position when Goku found them
"WHAT THE FUCK??? CHI CHI YOU SLUT!!!" Goku roared.
"Yumcha how dare you?!"
"It... it's not what it looks like," Chi Chi said.
"Yeah right!" said Goku, "I don't have to put up with this anymore Chi Chi! It's over, we're finished!" and with that he punched Yumcha out and took off back to his house.
To be continued!!!
Well there you have it again for the week!
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