Hello, All!

I have returned once again, but this time only with a one-shot. It's a parody to the song Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne. This is what would've happened if Lily never said yes. The first witch is Lily, and the second is….hmmm….how about me? I love James, so yes. The second witch at the end it me.

He was a wizard

She was a witch

Can I make it any more obvious?

He played Quidditch,

While she was Head Girl,

What more can I say?

He wanted her,

She'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well.

But all of her friends stuck up their nose,

They had a problem with his baggy robes

He was a Quidditch boy,

She said 'see ya later, boy'

He wasn't good enough for her.

She had a pretty face,

But her head was up in space,

She needed to come back down to Hog-warts

Five years from now,

She sits at home

Whipping the house elf,

She's all alone.

She opens the Prophet,

Guess who she sees,

Quidditch Boy playing on the Arrows.

She Floos up her friends,

They already know,

And they've all got tickets to see his game

She tags along and stands in the crowd,

Looks up at the man that she turned down…..

He was a Quidditch Boy,

She said 'see ya later, boy'

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's a Quidditch Star,

He owns a flying car,

Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a Quidditch Boy,

She said 'see ya later, boy'

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's a Quidditch Star,

He owns a flying car,

Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Guitar solo

Sorry girl, but you missed out,

Well, tough luck that boy's mine now.

We are more than just good friends,

This is how this story ends.

Too bad that you couldn't see,

See the man that boy could be

There is more than meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside,

He's just a wizard,

And I'm just a witch,

Can I make it any more obvious?

We are in love,

Haven't you heard?

How we rock each other's world

I'm with the Quidditch Boy,

I said 'see ya later, boy,

I'll be waiting after the game.'

I'll be at a practice pitch,

Doing a play you made

About a girl we used to know.

I'm with the Quidditch Boy,

I said 'see ya later, boy,

I'll be waiting after the game.'

I'll be at a practice pitch,

Doing a play you made

About a girl we used to know.

AN: Like it? Hate it? Please review, good or bad!