Hi Again,

Sorry for the delay in putting up this chapter... But it's her now so be happy:D

Part 8.

"The Sludge Strikes Back"

The words struck Trunks like a brick in the face and 'she' began crying. "I don't wanna be a girl!" Trunks cried.

"There, there Trunks, don't cry," said Bulma patting her on the back, "Being female isn't all that bad,"

"Really," asked Trunks rubbing her eyes and looking up at her mum.

"Sure," said Bulma, "And I'll tell you what. When we get home I'll take you shopping for new clothes!"

"Really?" asked Trunks,

"Sure," said Bulma.

"Um, maybe you should get him a bra too," suggested Krillin, "Good idea," said Bulma, "But don't forget! Trunks is a she now,"

They headed home the next day. "I'm bored," sighed Krillin

"Me too," said Trunks. They stared out the window for a few minutes when suddenly Krillin said,

"I know! We can sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall!"

"Good idea!" said Trunks excitedly and they began to sing

"A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer. You take one and pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer on the wall…" Vegeta saw where this was heading and decided to put an immediate stop to it.

"Stop this nonsense!" he yelled turning to glare at them. In the split second his eyes were off the road however, a kangaroo jumped in front of the car and by the time Vegeta looked back, even with his superior senesces, it was too late to avoid hitting it.

Vegeta quickly jumped out of the car and rushed over to the kangaroo, which was now lying in the middle of the road. "The poor thing!" Vegeta wailed, "I hope it's alright!"

"Yummy! Road kill!" squealed Trunks who also ran over to the kangaroo.

"How dare you! It's your fault it's dead!" yelled Vegeta. Vegeta turned his head back to the animal as he heard a noise. "It's still alive! Quick! Get a senzu bean! We can still save it!"

"But I don't have one," said Trunks

"In my doctors bag! It's in the boot! Quick!"

Trunks quickly ran back to the car. As she got closer she could hear Krillin still singing

"…84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer..." Trunks just ignored Krillin and ran to the boot of the car. Upon opening it she began rummaging around through the luggage in search of Vegeta's bag. Trunks found the bag but as she lifted it out a big spider crawled over it and onto her hand. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" she cried shooting a Ki blast at it destroying it as well as singeing her hand. "Ahhhhh!" cried Trunks again, this time upset because her fingernails were all ruined.

"Hurry with that bean," cried Vegeta, "Skippy's here is almost gone!"

"Skippy?" thought Trunks as she ran back over to the kangaroo where Bulma was standing and Vegeta was kneeling besides the Kangaroo.

Trunks gave the senzu to Vegeta who then gave it to the kangaroo. Vegeta held his breath as the kangaroo just lay there for a moment but sighed with relief when it suddenly jumped to its feet. "Skippy! You're okay!" cried Vegeta happily, Trunks smiled too for Vegeta's sake even though he was still a bit upset that he didn't end up getting any food.

Skippy turned and looked at Vegeta, "nuhk nuhk nuhk," it went making friendly kangaroo sounds (AN: Hey that's as close as I could get to what kangaroos sound like it's not like they have a definite name for the sound they make but anyway…)

Vegeta smiled again "No problem," he said and gave it a hug then waved goodbye as he watched it go. Trunks and Bulma exchanged disturbed looks but decided not to comment. They then walked back to the car and got in

" 63 bottles of beer on the wall…" Krillin was still singing. So instead of arguing and threatening for a change Vegeta just got some masking tape and stuck it over his mouth so Krillin just hummed the rest of it.

After they had been traveling about 2 hours they arrived at a small town and decided to stop for petrol. While Vegeta was filling the car up the rest of them went inside get snacks and go to the toilet. Trunks, without thinking, and Krillin went into the Men's and Bulma went off to the Ladies. When they got in Trunks and Krillin realized that there was only one cubicle. "I really have to go," wailed Trunks to Krillin "Can I go first?"

"Okay fine," said Krillin and let her go.

While Krillin was waiting for Trunks he was admiring himself in the mirror. Suddenly he heard some strained grunting noises then splattering and splashing noises. "What the…?" thought Krillin, then was nearly sick as a horrid smell wafted his way.

"Ah much better," sighed Trunks as she came out. "That one was brewing in there for a while!"

"Er, yeah, sure," said Krillin before walking in and closing the door.

Krillin pulled down his pants and sat down, as he too needed to shit. As he sat he down he felt a familiar feeling, only this time it was warm. He had only felt this feeling once before and that was only a few weeks ago in the woods. "Oh…No…" thought Krillin with a sinking felling. He got up and looked at the seat to find Trunks' splattered shit all over it.

"AHHHHHH!" cried Krillin kicking the toilet door down almost knocking Trunks out who was still washing her hands. "Look at this," he roared turning around and pointing to his butt. "Oh," said Trunks

"OH!" yelled Krillin, "OH! Is that all you can say? I have your shit all over my ass! And all you can say is 'OH!'" Trunks just looked at the ground "And how did you manage to get shit all over the seat anyway?" asked Krillin.

"Well I didn't want to get any germs so I hovered over the seat instead of actually sitting on it. If you look carefully it's actually on the walls as well,"

"Well why didn't you wipe it away?" asked Krillin angrily,

"Well it was gross," said Trunks defensively "I didn't wanna touch it!"

"Well either did my ass!" yelled Krillin

"Well you should look where you're putting you ass then!" said Trunks and walked out into the servo slamming the door behind her.

"Idiot," said Trunks, the looked up and noticed that everyone in the servo was looking at her. "Heh," said Trunks going bright red and quickly dashed back to the car.

It was a while before Krillin got back to the car. When he finally did he got in slammed the door behind him. Bulma was about to yell at him for being late and for slamming the door when she was suddenly hit by the smell. "What the hell have you been doing!" she demanded.

"Cleaning your daughter's shit off the toilet seat so I could shit," shot back Krillin angrily

"Well I refuse to sit in a car that smells like shit so get out!" she yelled.

"Well it's not my fault," protested Krillin.

"Well the both of you get out then," said Bulma.

"But how do we get home?" they wined.

"You can both ride on the roof racks," said Vegeta and that was that.

Once they were on the road again Trunks and Krillin didn't talk to each other for ages. "I'm sorry about the whole shit thing," said Trunks finally "Can you forgive me?"

"Yeah sure bro," said Krillin with a happy smile and the hugged and made up.

While they were still hugging the car suddenly hit a bump and they went flying off the front of the car, rolled down the bonnet and landed on the road in front of the car and were run over.

TBC!

The next chapter will be up soon so keep your eye out for it!