Percy's POV
Percy peeked out from behind his book as his roommate sauntered into the dorm. Dang it, why did he have to be so good looking? This was not helping his sexuality complex. He sighed it's a wonder this dorm hasn't been raided by raging fan girls. As if on cue a scream of "we love you Oliver Wood" came from the downstairs. Oh yeah there's a party tonight; I wonder why Oliver's up here.
Oliver's POV
I rubbed my eyes some days you just got tired of the fangirls. At which point my inner Fred and George smacked me. I sighed.
"I'm really bored, bored, really bored" I sang under my breath then suddenly stopped. Ok when it gets to the point that you are singing that you are bored action needs to be taken. I suppose I could go join the party. Nah. The twins will probably sneak me a canary cream. So I decided to do my favorite activity other than quidditch of course. Bugging Percy! Yes I know I am easily amused.
"Peerrcy" I whined. He just glared at me over his book. (So You Want To Be The Minister of Magic)
poke
"Percy I'm bored."
" So go entertain yourself, I'm sure everyone at the party will appreciate you."
I pouted. "But I want you to entertain me"
He glared at me again. "Do you want me to break into Broadway show tunes or something because that is not going to happen."
There was a bit of an awkward silence as we both imagined Percy singing Broadway show tunes.
Poke "whatcha reading?"
"What does it look like I'm reading"
"Another boring book but I have hope for you yet" Just as I said this I noticed a flash of green in between the pages.
"Aha" I yelled and tackling him grabbed what he had been hiding. Quidditch through the ages? Why was he hiding that? Still puzzled by my discovery I realized our awkward position. I was lying on top of a bright red Percy on his bed. This of course was the twins cue to appear. They gaped at us as I struggled to get off Percy and hit the ground with a thump.
"Bloody Hell" seemed to be extent of their thoughts.
Percy jumped up stammering, "It's not what it looks like" as the twins were still trying to grasp the situation. Suddenly I had an idea. I smirked. This was going to get back at the twins good. I strode over to Percy and whispered in his ear.
"Lets play a bit of a trick on them shall we." He just looked at me. "Just go with me" and with that I leaned down and kissed him on the lips. When he didn't move I put my arm around his waist and pulled him closer. Finally he got over his shock and put his arms around my neck, tangling his fingers in my hair and kissing me back. Two thumps interrupted us. Fred and George had just fallen to the ground in a dead faint. I smirked. Just wait till they find out it wasn't just a joke. I thought and pulled Percy into another kiss.