Mornings after a bigh night are usually bad as it is but when you're a DBZ character in TA you know it's going to be a shocker!

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Part 11.

"He's… Nesting?"

The next day Trunks awoke with a start to a blood-curdling scream followed by an even more feminine screech. Trunks groaned and rolled over then let out another screech to match the earlier ones as she found Krillin curled up next to her.

"GET OUT OF MY BED!" Trunks roared and kicked the still mostly asleep Krillin flying through her bedroom wall. Trunks let out an agitated sigh then fell over anime style in shock as she beheld the sight of Bulma and Piccolo, through the new hole in the wall, standing naked on either side of a bed wide eyed in shock at each other.

"Oh so that's what you look like naked," said Krillin thoughtfully looking up at Piccolo from the pile of rubble that used to the wall.

"Huh…?" said Piccolo dumbfounded, then looked down at himself and realized that he was naked. "HEY! That's just not cool man!" he said grabbing his cape up off the floor, wrapping it around his waist to cover himself before taking off with a crash through the ceiling.

Krillin watched Piccolo fly away then seemed to remember Bulma and turned to face her. He soon realized his mistake but a bit too late as she screamed and kicked him back through the hole in the wall that he had just come through, and through the wall on the other side of Trunks' room.

This time Krillin found himself in Vegeta's lap. Vegeta was sitting on a throne before a mass of worshipping followers (his dream come true). Kame, Master Roshi, Korin, Yumcha, Ox King, Gohan, Mr. Popo, Tien, Chiaotzu, Goku, Oolong, Yarjirobi and Ginyu Frog looked up at the fiend who had disturbed their master.

"Seize him!" ordered Vegeta and Krillin watched in horror as his 'friends' looked at him with maddened red eyes and began advancing on him.

Krillin was so scared that he shat himself on Vegeta's lap than scrambled away.

"Seize him, SEIZE! HIM!" ordered Vegeta again, this time in a real rage. His minions trudged off in pursuit of Krillin. However, Vegeta called back Oolong, seeing as he was a pig an all, to 'clean' him up.

Krillin was squealing as he ran down the hall away from his predators when he bumped into Chi Chi who was coming to find out what all the noise was about.

"Save me, save me!" pleaded Krillin, "They're going to EAT ME!" hiding behind Chi Chi's dress. Chi Chi looked at the army of zombies

"GOKU! GOHAN! Stop this right now!" she demanded. At that point Goku and Gohan simultaneously snapped out of their trance like state and realized what was happening. They both powered up and attacked their zombied friends until they were all knocked out of their trances and out of consciousness.

"Thank you, thank you!" cried Krillin running out from behind Chi Chi and grabbing both Goku and Gohan in a hug.

"That's okay man," said Goku. "You can pay me back later if you know what I mean," he added with a wink and Krillin, catching on, grinned back and gave a small nod. Gohan looked from his father to Krillin then whined that he had helped too so Krillin said he would 'reward' him too.

"Oh and Krillin, One other thing man," said Goku quietly

"Yeah bro?" said Krillin raising an eyebrow,

"Would you mind putting some clothes on dude. You're kinda insulting yourself running round showing that little thing of yours off,"

"Hey, it's perfectly natural for my height," said Krillin rather matter-of-factly.

"Yeah," said Goku giving him a slap on the rear as he and Gohan gave each other knowing looks.

Piccolo was feeling totally freaked as he flew away from capsule corp. He had no idea how he had ended up naked next to that loud screechy woman. He shook his head and tried not to think about it, all he knew is that he had this incredible urge to gather twigs and sticks so with another burst of energy he took off in search.

Back at capsule corp. Bulma was yelling at Vegeta for taking control of everybody.

"It's not my fault woman," he insisted "They wanted a leader so I just rose up to take my place!"

"Do you honestly think that Goku would willingly bow before you?" Bulma asked "Or that Oolong would um…" she looked at Oolong who was curled up on the ground rocking back ad forward with the smell of shit still penetrating from him.

"Well he shouldn't have followed me round all night if he didn't want to commit to anything," Vegeta scowled and stormed off to his room.

"I don't think I'll ever understand that man's fetishes," Bulma sighed looking at the ceiling. Turning to Trunks, who was surveying the damage to her bedroom walls, she said "I really think I should go find Piccolo and sort things out with him,"

"Yeah," agreed Trunks, "But how are you gonna find him?"

"That's a good question," she thought for a moment, then looking at Trunks with big shining puppy dog eyes she said "Will you take me Trunksie dear? I mean you can still fly and all cant you?"

"Yeah ok," sighed Trunks,

"Can I come too?"

They turned around to find a few of the others, who were beginning to look bored now that they no longer had Vegeta around to worship, looking hopefully at them.

"Oh ok, ok," sighed Trunks again and picking up Bulma he began following Piccolo's energy signal with Yumcha, Krillin, Goku, Gohan and Tien following behind.

They weren't even half way to Piccolo's whereabouts when a hot streak of panic suddenly shot through Trunks' mind. "Oh NOOOOOOOOO!" she cried "I can't hold…it…any…LONGER!" and with that an explosive shower of diarrhoea shot through Trunks' pants and fell like a brown and green waterfall over the Z-Worriers who were following below.

Blood curdling cries were heard from below and Trunks and Bulma looked down to see the Z-Worriers spinning out of control and plummeting into the ground below.

"Opps," said Trunks in a small voice "I just couldn't hold it and didn't think it would be that bad!"

"Well we had better go find them," said Bulma.

They found their disgruntled friends washing off in a nearby river. "Uh…sorry dudes," said Trunks looking the other way so that she didn't have to look at their naked bodies.

"Just warn us next time," grumbled Goku with nods of agreement from the others. Trunks blushed furiously.

Not too much later they were back on their way to find Piccolo. Trunks below the others this time. "Hey, I think I can sense him just down there," said Trunks "Lets go." They descended down into the woodland below and looked around for a sign of the tall, green, pointy-eared man.

"Squawk, Squawk!" they all jumped and turned around to find Piccolo sitting in a rather bizarre position in a…nest?

"Squawk!" Piccolo protested as they went to make their way toward him.

"What in the world is he doing?" asked Gohan looking a bit scared.

"Isn't it obvious," said Bulma excitedly "He's nesting! He's going to have a baby!"

"WHAT!" they all cried and fell over anime style.

"I think we should just leave him alone now," said Bulma quietly taking a step backwards "Nameks tend to get a bit hostile when they're protecting their eggs,"

Just then Piccolo stood up and bared his teeth letting out a low threatening growl.

"Yeah let's get out of here," agreed Tien, "I'm sure Piccolo will be round to show his baby off once it's hatched," and they left Piccolo to his nesting.

TBC

A new character is introduced in the next chapter!