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Part 12.

"Guacamole"

A couple of months after Trunks' birthday Bulma, Trunks and Gohan were having a quiet cup of tea together in the living room when they heard a quiet knock at the door. "I'll get it," said Trunks and made her way over to the door.

When she opened the door she gasped at the most adorable, gorgeous, cutest little thing she had ever seen. Piccolo was at the door and half hiding behind his leg was a Namekian child! "Oh my!" Trunks gasped and bent down to say hello to the little girl.

"Her name is Guacamole," Piccolo stated proudly. Bulma and Gohan quickly joined Trunks to "ohh" and "ahh" at Guacamole.

Vegeta, who had had his training interrupted by all the commotion, came over to see what all the fuss was about.

"What in the hell is that!" he exclaimed pointing at Guacamole.

"THAT, is MY daughter," Piccolo snarled, stepping back protectively in front of his child.

"Whatever," said Vegeta walking off, "And here I was thinking that all Nameks were male,"

Bulma and Trunks both looked at each other,

"He's right!" said Bulma looking towards Piccolo.

"Well I checked and there was nothing there so I assumed she was a girl!"

"Umm, Piccolo. Either do you," Gohan pointed out.

"Hey, yeah!" Piccolo suddenly made the connection, "That must also mean that I'm a girl too!" Bulma and Trunks both fell over in shock.

"Oh my god!" cried Gohan, "All this time and I never knew. Piccolo, I love you!" Gohan proclaimed with pleasure.

"And I have always loved you too Gohan," Piccolo said, his eyes shining, "But I fear it is too late, I have Guacamole to think of now. It is no longer just me," he said with a tear in his eye.

"Farwell sweet Gohan, I shall never forget you," Bulma and Trunks could only sweat drop in silence.

"Wait daddy!"

Piccolo jumped and looked down at Guacamole, "Dad, I'm a boy! Not a girl! For crying out loud! What do you think I've been trying to tell you since I was born? I don't want to ware this stupid dress anymore!"

"Oh, sorry about that Guaca," he turned to Gohan, "Sorry Gohan, I guess this just means you're gay. I'll call you later when I need a babysitter, c'ya!" Piccolo flew off.

Gohan stared down at his feet in silence,

"Are you ok?" Bulma came over and put her hand on his shoulder.

"Yeah, I'll be fine," he said, he then looked up at Bulma and smiled "Well, I guess, now I know why I always got so turned on whenever I had a bath with dad. Just don't tell him ok? Otherwise he might not let me anymore. See you later Bulma, Trunks," and Gohan left to go home before he missed his nightly bath.

"Well that was a bit weird," sighed Trunks, "I would be worried, but who am I to talk?" she laughed.

"True, true," agreed Bulma and they went back to their tea.

"Hey mum," Trunks finally decided to query a question she had been dieing to ask her mum for weeks. "How come I wasn't born on my birthday?"

"What on Earth do you mean Trunks?"

"Well, you know how when we were at the beach and how you and dad decided to 'create' me. Well if my calculations are right, then it means that I'm not going to be born on my birthday next year. I'll be born on a completely different day! It might not even be me being born! I might even cease to exist when who ever it is who is being born is born! Ahhhhhhhh!" Trunks passed out.

"I may have to go and ask Vegeta about that." said Bulma and left Trunks to recover.

Vegeta was practicing punching the air as usual when he sensed an amazing power coming up behind him.

"What the…?" He turned around and nearly flattened Bulma,

"For crying out loud Vegeta! Would you quit doing that EVERY time I come to see you while you're training!"

"Sorry 'bout that hun. What would you like from me?" Vegeta asked with a smile.

"Well it's about Trunks actually," she said "The thing is. I'm currently pregnant now, however, it can't be Trunks as we first suspected as that means she…er…he?…um?…well you know! Will not be born for over a year from when he was 'created', which is impossible,"

"Baka onna! Opps, I mean, stupid woman!" Vegeta corrected himself, "Damn those DBZ fanfics!" he muttered

"What the hell is he on?" Bulma wondered "Hey! Don't call me that!"

"Babies do take over a year to be born! You're a woman, you should know that!"

"They take 9 months to be born what are you talking about?"

"No they take 14 months to be born," said Vegeta getting confused.

"Hum…" thought Bulma aloud "Maybe Saiyans take longer to be born because they have to grow a tail and all of their hair. But hang on, that would mean that he'll be born after his birthday,"

"Well maybe it takes sometime in between the two times," concluded Vegeta. "If you really want to know for sure, just go ask Kakarott's wife,"

"That is actually a good idea for once sweetie!" said Bulma sweetly patting Vegeta on the head. Vegeta smiled closing his eyes and began making purring noises "Good boy," said Bulma before leaving to collect Trunks.

Bulma was still dreamily thinking about how cute Vegeta could be when the sight of Krillin's naked form bent over her still unconscious daughter ever so rudely interrupted her.

"Rapist!" Bulma cried running towards Krillin in a psychotic rage with the power pole, that Goku had accidentally left behind last time he and Vegeta had had one of their 'sleepovers'.

"Ahh!" cried Krillin in fear as he was chased round and round the room.

"Power pole EXTEND!" yelled Bulma as she swung the pole in Krillin's direction. Krillin ducked, but was too late as the pole still collided with his head and he was rendered unconscious.

"Finally," panted Bulma as she walked over to where poor Krillin lay. "Oops…" said Bulma slowly putting her hand over her mouth as she realized that Krillin was in fact not naked, but wearing a skin coloured, spandex body suit.

"What is all the commotion about!" demanded Vegeta as he came rushing into the room. "Ah I see Krillin has arrived for our training session. I just knew he would look dashing in that old training suit of mine. It really complements his head. Hey, why is he unconscious anyways?"

"I thought he was trying to molest our daughter again," said Bulma defensively. "I thought he was naked,"

"Oh well," Vegeta sighed, walking over and throwing Krillin over his shoulder. "I may as well make the best of the situation and get started before he wakes up." And Vegeta headed off to the gravity room.

"I thought Vegeta hated Krillin," said Bulma to herself

"Oh no," Trunks startled Bulma, who hadn't realized she had woken up, "They have gotten quite close since father has started to accept that Krillin will be the father of his grandchild,"

"Oh," said Bulma, "Well that is good I guess…." She said as she looked still rather worriedly in the direction of the gravity room.

"Hey Trunks," Bulma said turning to her attention to her daughter, "I was talking to Vegeta about your birth date thing and he informed me that Saiyan babies take longer to be born than human babies. I was thinking that we should go over to visit Chi Chi to ask how long it took for Gohan to be born. I have a feeling that the date will work out so that it is indeed you being born!"

"Ok," smiled Trunks and he picked up Bulma and flew off through the hole in the roof that had been made by Piccolo a few months earlier. Completely unaware of the horrifying encounter they would experience on the way.

To be continued!

You will find out Trunks and Bulma's 'interesting' event in the next exciting chapter which will be up shortly. Look out for it!

Note: Just so you know…. The part about Saiyan babies taking longer to be born was completely made up by us to fix a little plot hole, he he :D