Yosh! Hello again everybody! Just got back from my friends. I played Xenosaga for like forever but I got all sleepy. Soo tired. Anyway it seems I need to answer a few reviews.

Spellsword666: Yeah, Zabuza's a Jounin. But what brought that up? My character is not a Mary sue. If it bothers people too much then I'll make the move a little less powerful. Besides, Khristo really only knows the highwind palm and another secret technique plus some wind Justus. But he mainly trains his taijutsu. And Pocky are packed wafer sticks covered in a assortment of flavors ranging from chocolate, strawberry, etc. I'm surprised you never heard of them. 0

Now that that's outta the way, on with the story!

Oh and before I forget, Disclaimer!

"It's too hot!" Naruto whined as the four walked through the village of Sand. It had been less than a days journey as they had been running non-stop and frankly they were tired. "Shut up dobe." Sasuke snapped. He wasn't in too much a good mood with Khristo in the group and plus the sun. didn't help much. "You shut it Sasuke-teme!" Naruto yelled. Khristo sighed ahead of them, these two were really giving him a headache. Thankfully Sakura was there to break them up. –whap-whap- Sasuke and Naruto both now had bumps on their heads and sulked. "Kakashi-sama," Khristo said as he walked closer to the Jounin. "The team is tired. We should find some lodgings before dark." Kakashi nodded. And turned to the rest of the group. "Me and Khristo will go find some lodgings. You three try to stay out of trouble. Were not completely at peace with Sand." And with that he poofed away and Khristo bounded away, following him. The trhree remaining looked at each other. 'What were they supposed to do now?' Their answer was soon answered. "Sakura-chan!" and in a flash in bounded Rock Lee. "Fate has brought us together again! Even when were so far apart we still find each other! It must be love!" Lee yelled with shines in his eyes. Sakura beat Lee senseless with a vien in her forehead. She stopped a few minutes later. A weak hand reached to the sky, But Lee just jumped up with renewed energy but quickly got at least a little sociable. "What brings you three here?" Sasuke just glared in annoyance. He did not like this guy one bit. "We could ask you the same." Lee however was unaffected. "We're on a mission with Gai-sensei!" and with that remark two other ninjas came up next to Lee. Neiji and Tenten. It was almost like a standoff as the two teams stared at each other. Tenten coughed breaking the silence. "You on a mission as well?" Sakura nodded, "Yeah but were trying to find lodgings for tonight." Lee exclaimed, "The same! Is this some strange twist of fate? Bringing two loves together.." Lee lost sense of reality then..too lost in his own dreamland. Which Sakura brought him back to. "Snap out of it Fuzzy-brows!" Neiji just twitched his eyebrow. He hated this team, he hated this team…Two figures fazed into view near the group. "All of the lodgings are unavailable at this time. Seems we're not welcomed warmly here." Kakashi said in his usual monotone. Khristo sighed, "Seems so." Lee immediately notices the stranger. "Ah! Who might this be?" Khristo is not listening whatsoever to anyone and starts talking to himself. "Can't believe this is happening to me. Damn it Kakashi-sama. Damn you. Argh! Too hot for this headband." Kakashi sweatdropped. "I can hear you." Khristo mumbled something and took off his head band, revealing both his soft blue eyes. Tenten squealed and rushed right over to him. And just looked right at his face, her own eyes shining with fascination. Needless to say Khristo felt on the spotlight and looked down or anywhere but at anyone. "Tenten?" Lee came up and waved his hand in her face but no reaction. "Tenten…Neiji is getting naked." Lee received a severe thrashing after that comment. Tenten only muttered, "Neiji who?" After getting up from his beating Lee came up to the stranger himself, "Oho! You are quite the ladies man like me and Gai-sensei!" everyone except Khristo sweatdrops. "Hmm?" Khristo seemed to come out of his own world and raised an eyebrow to the weird kid in front of him. "Ah! A response so 'hip' that comes from you! And only one so hip as yourself can be called my rival! We will have a rivalry to rival the rivalry of Kakashi and Gai-sensei.!" Khristo was severely confused and couldn't speak. "You don't reject? Then as of now we are eternal rivals!" Fire erupted in Lee's eyes. "Perhaps we should have a match now my rival?" and took a stance. A fist came from nowhere and hit Lee away. "Lee! What did I say about fighting here?" Lee got on his knees, "I'm so sorry Gai-sensei! Forgive me!" A built man with the same bowl-cut and weird eyebrows appeared. "It's okay Lee. Your youthfullness cannot be contained for so long. I should have known better. It's my fault." Streams of tears come from both the ninjas eyes. "Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!" Khristo just stared in horror at the travesty of manhood that was being committed right in front of his eyes. He then looked at Kakashi, "What the hell?" Kakashi sighed. "I used to think the same every time they did that but you'll get used to it." Khristo stared again. "I don't know about that. I'm kinda creeped out."

"Yeah, that feeling will never go away." Gai and Lee separated and Gai noticed his rival. "Ah! Kakashi! We meet again! The score is still 50 even. But it will be broken and you will be beaten!" Kakashi just stared off into space. "Ah hip as ever Kakashi!" then he notices the boy next to him, "Ah, who is this Kakashi? Another student?" Khristo was putting on his new mask and Kakashi-style headband to try and avoid the stares from Tenten. "Ah! He looks like you! Kakashi…you have a…?…" Kakashi nodded. "his decision. And?" Khristo ran up to Kakashi, "Kakashi-sama, I have to go now or she'll kill me for bieng late." Kakashi nodded and smirked, "Don't stay up too late." Khristo blushed then shook his head, "Whatever." And walked off, Lee and Neiji having to hold back Tenten. Sakura marched angrily to Kakashi, "What did he mean by 'shell kill me if I'm late'?" Kakashi laid back on the wall, "Long or short version?"

"Long" Kakashi put his hand to his chin. "Hmm. Sorry can't remember." And a few minutes of "teaCHER-throttling" (now in a gamestore near you!) Kakashi explained, "Couldn't find a place to stay but someone came up to us and offered a place to stay in exchange for something. A date with Khristo. Funny thing too, you all know this girl. Her name escapes me though."

"And you let him go through with it?"

"Actually I ordered him to do it but his sacrifice will be honored."

"Kakashi!" two angry girls beat him near to death. Naruto pouted in the back, 'This guy is starting to get on my nerves. I don't see why the girls are going weird over him. I could beat him.' Neiji just smirked. 'At least it's him and not me. Poor bastard.' Sasuke fumed, 'Dammit Khristo! Sakura is mine! You will not take her away from me.'

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&"Kyaaah! You're here!" a voice cried and Khristo was glomped from nowhere. "Temari-chan! I cant…breathe!" he choked. She let him go but snatched him and snuggled close. Khristo sighed and Temari looked up at him, "Aww come on! Drop the act! Were alone now. We havent seen each other in forever!" Khristo smirked, "I know but the act is starting to grow on me." Temari frowned, "Just don't do it when were alone ." He smiled at her, "Don't worry…I will."

"Good…hey wait!" Khristo laughed and avoided her playful hits. She threw a kick and khristo appeared right behind her and grabbed her by the waist and pulled her in close. "No fair Khristo-kun!" she said but smiled and held his hands close to her. "I really did miss you, y'know." Khristo was silent, "As did I but you know what I had to do."

"I know but…", she turned around in his grasp to face him, "I don't want you to change."

"That's what I'm training for. But enough of that let's just enjoy the little time we have together for now." She nodded and smiled. "Now..let's continue where we left off." She said in a seductive voice..

Khristo grinned, "Let's."

Everyone was shocked to find out that the place they were staying at was at Gaaras! Needless to say, he was about to kill them but knew they were coming. The urge to kill these annoying pests rose every minute. Especially the one with giant eyebrows. Who kept talking about 'youthfulness'. Gaara was about to give Lee a Desert Funeral when they heard the door unlock. Kakashi signaled everyone to be ninja silent as ninjas. Though some had to cover Naruto's mouth with lots and lots of duct tape. And they listened..

"You really worked a number on me."

"You didn't do too bad yourself." Everyone's mind rushed to the wrong conclusion. Kakashi almost giggled pervertedly. The girls were about to kill someone. The boys blushed a deep crimson and Gaara was going to kill everyone just for being there.

"Where'd you learn how to do that?"

"Oh you know, I've played myself a few times to see how it worked."

"You have to teach me sometime."

"Silly, you watched my every move. You know how to do it. You just never saw it coming."

The two entered the kitchen still talking, "Ok so you set the bishops near the corner edges and move the rooks to the side and…" Khristo finally notices who else is in the kitchen. "What are you all doing in the kitchen?" Kakashi smiled under the mask, "So what did you do?" Khristo sighed. "Lost at chess."

Kakashi's eyebrow raised but you couldn't see it if it did, "Chess?"

"Yeah, she really good. You should play her sometime…why is everyone's face red?"

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