Another stupid little oneshot that I decided to make for the sake of Easter. It's not going to be that funny, but I don't really care. Read for the heck of it!
"Crap, I'm so bored!"
Axel had been sitting on the floor of Castle Oblivion for the past few hours, slowly picking each individual thread out of a string that came off of his organization coat.
"There's nothing to do around here," Axel groaned, throwing the last little fiber aside and standing up. He tapped his head a few times, trying to slow the process of dieing from boredom by thinking of something to do.
"I've got it!" Axel exclaimed, snapping his fingers loudly, "Easter!" It was something the red-headed pyro had found out about in Hollow Bastion.
"Some sort of holiday that people celebrate where they hide eggs and eat chocolate!" he explained to himself. He started slowly walking towards his room, mumbling about who he should get to find the eggs that he would hide.
Zexion slowly made his way through the library in Castle Oblivion, observing each book that he passed by. He stopped abruptly when he heard a subtle 'shuffling' sound.
"Axel?" Zexion asked when he found the red-head hiding something behind a pile of books, "What the crap are you doing?"
"Hiding eggs for my egg-hunt!" Axel replied happily. 'He's definitely had way too much sugar,' Zexion mused.
"Why are you having and egg-hunt?" Zexion asked, obviously curious. "For Easter!" Axel answered.
"Ah, Easter," Zexion said in a dreamy voice, "I remember celebrating that back when I was a human." Axel grabbed a plastic egg out of his pocket and grabbed a piece of candy out of it. "But, aren't we supposed to forget about our past lives?" he asked.
Zexion shrugged, and said, "I read about it in a book, and the memories started to come back. Anyways, who's going look for the eggs that you're hiding?"
"Only Roxas and Demyx," Axel replied sadly. "What about everyone else?" Zexion asked.
"They wouldn't really understand the meaning of Easter, so I didn't bother asking them," Axel answered, biting into the soft piece of egg-shaped chocolate.
"Well, do you understand the meaning of Easter?" Zexion questioned again, stealing a piece of sour candy from Axel. "Yeah."
"Then tell me," Zexion said, smirking slightly, "What is it?"
"Hiding eggs and getting candy. Duh," Axel answered like it wa the easiest question in the world.
"Wrong, Axel," Zexion corrected, "The meaning of Easter has nothing to do with candy or eggs. The meaning of Easter centers around one specific person."
"Really? Who?" Axel asked, becoming more curious by the second.
"Are you sure you want to know?" Zexion teased, "He's a holy man. He's performed wonders. I've even heard that some people worship him!"
"Tell me whooooo!" Axel cried, clenching his fist and breaking the plastic egg that he was holding.
Zexion smirked, and whispered in Axel's ear.
"The Easter Bunny."
End.
Even more stupid than the last one! Told ya' that it was dumb. But hey, it's Easter-related, I'm posting it up. It was supposed to be about the true meaning ofEaster, but I don't want to mention any religion, so I madethis.It is pretty bad, though. It's not funny, and the fact that my writers block never wants to retreat makes it even worse. Thanks for reading, though.
(Tips hat and bows) Thank you, and have a nice night!