Disclaimer: IF the Titans were mine, this would be animated in great detail… Alas…

This won the 4th December vote! But it was close… Don't worry, you'll get to read all stories which are up for voting eventually (as in December... this year... ;))…

A/N: this story will probably seem a BIT OOC (out of character) to some people. I will address that in the bottom A/N so don't get distracted… ;) It shouldn't be enough to be REALLY weird...

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"I bet I could get him to fuck me first."

The voice, coming from behind, startled Robin in ways he had never been startled before. He had been crouched behind a low wall on top of a roof, and now he spun around, landing, very ungracefully, on his butt.

"What the hell are you doing here?" he hissed.

"Hmmm… enjoying the view?" Red X chuckled.

"Get down before he sees you!" Robin hissed again, and reached up, pulling the older teen down, almost on top of himself, in his desperation.

"Ohh… friendly tonight?"

"Shut up, I just don't want to be killed, kay?" Robin whispered, blushing slightly.

"No, you wanna make love, not war, right?" the annoyance of a thief snickered.

"I want no such thing! I'm only keeping an eye on him because- because...-"

"He has a body to die for?"

"Yes. I mean no! Shut up!"

"Ahhh… young love…" Red X sighed and made himself comfortable next to Robin, leaning against the low wall.

"I. Don't. Love. Him."

"True… true… but you are crushing on him something fierce. Watch out before your team notices…"

"They wouldn't! They… because I don't!" Robin tried to save himself at the last moment.

"Shhh…. Aren't we supposed to keep our voices down?" X tutted. "So… what do you like the best? I can't decide between his chest and his arms, really…"

"Yeah, and his waist and his voice…" Robin sighed, and then glared at his adversary. "I'll have to kill you before I leave, just so you know."

"It's okay…" Red waved generously. "Yeah, his voice is hot, but it gets scorching hot when he talks to you…"

"Really?" the quivering hope in Robin's voice was obvious, and the teen blushed even deeper when he heard it himself.

"Like you haven't noticed?" Red X leered under his mask. "He wants you, kid."

"Shut up…" Robin punched Red's arm, but didn't use any force, it was more like a poke. "He's straight. He'll probably really kill me if he knew…"

"Why not ask?"

"Why not live to see seventeen?"

"Bah, seventeen is overrated… been there, done that…" the thief chuckled.

Robin closed his eyes and leaned his head back against the wall as well.

"I can't believe I'm actually having this conversation… and with a criminal, no less…"

"Oh, don't worry… I won't say anything…"

"Sure… it's going to be all over the news tomorrow… you're going to sell this to the highest bidding tabloid, aren't you?" Robin muttered bitterly.

"That's an idea!" Red X seemed to think it over. "Naaahhh… no one will believe me, anyway… the protector of Jump and a super villain, going at it like bunnies? You gotta be a bit brain-damaged to believe that…"

"There's no bunny-related thing going on… unfortunately…" Robin mumbled, sounding depressed.

"You are pathetic." Red X sneered.

"Excuse me!?" the flustered hero exclaimed.

"Come on! You like him, but you don't even know if he likes guys! Aren't you supposed to be brave? Why don't you just ask?"

"As I said, I'd like to live." Robin hissed.

"He won't kill you!" Red said impatiently, and then hesitated for a moment. "Well, you can always ask from a distance… Quite a long distance… do you have his number, maybe you can call him?" Red finished lamely.

"See…?" Robin sighed. "Wait! What the hell did you mean with you sleeping with him first?!"

"Well, if you're not gonna ask…" Red's smirk could be heard, if not seen.

"Stay away from him!" Robin hissed maliciously.

"What? I mean, I have a better chance with him, at least I'm on the right side!"

"You're on the wrong side, idiot!" Robin growled.

"If you are going to seduce him, I'd say that Slade's side is the right side… and I'm on it…"

Robin couldn't hold back a snort of laughter.

"Seduce him? Slade?! How? Are you going to buy him flowers?"

"I can always steal something for him that he needs… what will you do? Let him get away with stealing something? No, wait, you do that all the time…"

"I don't let him get away!"

"Sorry, my bad. He kicks your ass, and then he gets away… so what would change if you hook up? He'll pound your ass and get away?"

"You… I… you are such… I…" Robin seethed and just couldn't find the right words.

"Oh, yes, fearless Titan leader… dazzle me with your amazing intellect…" Red X snickered.

Robin's hands formed fists, but instead of crashing one of them into a certain well-deserving nose, the Titan sighed and slumped even more.

"You're right… I have all the chances of an ice cube in Sahara…"

"And there you go being pathetic again! God! Just start with asking!"

"And what if he says no?"

"You run like hell."

Robin pondered that for a moment and a look of panic crossed his face.

"What if he says yes?!"

"Ummm… I don't know… get on your back and spread your legs?" Red suggested. "Or maybe doggie-style is better…"

Robin blushed deeply and muttered something about vulgar.

"He'll probably just say yes to trick me, anyway…" the teen sighed… "That would be great, huh?"

"I might enjoy it a bit…" Red X shrugged and then laughed. "But, come on! If he says yes, make a deal with him! Slade sticks to a deal… you can like draw up a contract or something?"

"A contract? Like a business-deal? Wouldn't that make Slade a whore?" Robin asked. The teens glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

"Slade, the mighty man-whore… well, that's one way to be able to afford all those cog-wheels and robots and stuff…" Red X was close to hysterics.

"I… I wonder what you'd have to pay per hour?" Robin choked.

Red X glanced up.

"Why don't you ask him? Slade, what would Robin have to pay for an hour in the sack with you?"

Robin snorted and shoved the other teen.

"Idiot." Then he noticed where Red X was looking and craned his head back. Standing on the low wall right above them, was Slade.


"Oh shit." Robin breathed.

"I know we usually don't agree on stuff, kid, but how about we run?" Red X whispered.

"I'm with you… I just can't move…" Robin mouthed back.

"Then I'd say you're fucked… one way or the other…" the thief told him frankly. "Come on!"

Red grabbed the front of Robin's tunic and pulled them both away from immediate danger, until Robin's own brain kicked in and he started moving on his own. The two teens flew over the rooftops, dodging and twisting, but, instinctively, staying together. There was safety in numbers.

After ten minutes they rounded a corner and collapsed against a wall.

"You… you might have saved my life…" Robin panted.

"Or I just… pulled you away… from the best… night of your life…" Red admitted, equally out of breath.

"I… think it was the first one…" Robin half gasped, half chuckled. "My hero…"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm an amazing hero…" Red X chuckled himself. "What about a part-time job? I can be a hero, say Monday to Wednesday?"

"I don't think that will give you enough work-experience…" Robin smirked.

"No? All right, how about I'm a hero from 10 am to midnight, every day, then?" the thief chuckled.

"I'd love that!" Robin exclaimed eagerly. "But I'd expect you in bed by eleven."

"Hmmm… your bed?" Red asked as if he was contemplating the deal. He grinned as the Titan blushed. "Damn, you're cute! If Slade can't see that, he needs glasses! Or would that be a monocle?"

"I'm not cute!" Robin hissed, but then succumbed to the idea of Slade with a monocle, like some crazed, German comic villain from the old days. "Hey, what about opera-glasses?" he asked, and their giggles renewed. They were both half aware that they were getting a bit hysterical, and they tried to calm down. As the silence settled, noises started to make themselves known. The flutter of a startled pigeon, the creek of a door or window, and the metallic clang of something down the street.

"Err… I… I think I'm gonna call it a night…" Robin mumbled.

"Me… me too… hey, can I crash at your place tonight?" Red X asked.

"W-what!?" Robin was too startled to say no on the spot.

"Well, it's just that I don't wanna go home alone right now…" Red X scratched his neck and looked uncomfortable. Then he shrugged. "But I guess it was a stupid thing to ask, right? Well, I live towards the city centre and you are going to the docks… he can only follow one of us, anyway, huh?" the older teen muttered darkly and took a step away from Robin.

A certain hero suddenly didn't want to cross the city alone either.

"Hey, wait! Err… so… you promise not to steal anything in the Tower? I mean anything else?" Robin added pointedly.

"Nothing you would miss, kid…" Red X grinned under his mask.

"Well… okay then… come on!" Robin said turned towards the harbor, glittering in the distance. "But don't make me regret this!"

"Never! I'll be your slave!" Red X proclaimed in an overly theatrical voice and bowed.

Robin only muttered something darkly under his breath.

In the mean while, a single gray-blue eye was watching the teens from a distance. Slade smirked to himself. This could turn out to be very, very interesting.


"Shhh… don't make a sound!" Robin hushed as they snuck down the corridor of the Tower's living quarters.

"I'll be as silent as a thief in the night…" Red X snickered, making Robin mutter something under his breath again.

As they finally reached Robin's room without incident, the hero felt so grateful that he wanted to kiss it. Instead he hurriedly opened it and pushed Red inside.

"Ouff! Impatient, aren't you?" The thief teased.

"Don't be ridiculous! If my team knew I brought home stray criminals…"

"Oh? Criminals as in plural? You do this often? I'm jealous…" X sounded like he pouted.

"I don't. This is the first time." Robin groaned, making sure the door was locked. They could talk freely now, as the room was soundproof, thank god.

"But not the last?" Red snickered again, a sound Robin quickly came to dread. Both of them had been acting like ten-year-olds on a sugar-rush however, so he had no reason to look down on the thief… which would be hard, anyway, since Red, just to spite him, Robin was sure, was somewhat taller than him.

Red X, not liking quiet, awkward moments, and therefore never letting them happen, looked around the room.

"So, nice place! I'm gonna take a shower. Back in a flash."

Robin just gaped as the thief dropped his cape, kicked off his boots, and, on the way through the bathroom door, pulled his top over his head, giving Robin a very nice flash of a muscled back, before the door was closed.

Robin felt rather lost, and, as he was looking for things to do, he picked up Red's cape and put it over his desk-chair. He took his own off as well, along with his boots and belt, although he kept the last one close. Just in case.

After a lot of pacing on Robin's part, the shower finally was shut off, and Robin could hear Red X move around.

"The towels are in the cabinet!" he called through the door.

"I know, I know…" Red X snorted.

Suddenly Robin realized something.

"Hey! How did you know I had a shower in there? How did you even know that door led to a bathroom?"

"Yeah, well, I could have guessed…" he heard X chuckle. "But honestly… I've been here before… quite a bit."

"What? I know you broke in to steal the suit, but you've been in my room?!" Robin felt violated. And not in a good way.

"Yeah, and I have a deal for you… you see, I kinda found your family album… so I kinda know who you are…" the thief seemed almost a bit bothered with that, but Robin was mortified.

"Wha-?"

"Yeah, so I figured… I won't say anything about you and your rich guardian, and you won't say anything about this…" Red X stepped through the bathroom door, unmasked and wearing only a towel.
"Well, except for 'wow'… you can say 'wow'…" the teen leered. He had brownish-red hair which was long enough to be bound up in a messy ponytail, and his dancing hazel eyes matched his personality perfectly. Water still shimmered on a very nice body, not too buff, not too lean.

"Wow." Robin obliged mindlessly, before blushing.

Red X chuckled and threw himself on the bed, towel and all.

"There! Better. So… you gonna shower, or what?"

"Y-yeah…" Robin was stunned. He didn't know what to say or do, his usually sharp mind kept drawing blanks. A lot of cold water over his head might clear it, however, so he focused on that task.

"You have any underwear I can borrow? I hate putting on dirty ones after a shower…" the thief said, already rolling off the bed and heading for Robin's drawers.

"Just… help yourself…" Robin mumbled and fled into the bathroom, locking the door after him with a decisive click.

Ten minutes later he shuffled out, carrying both his and Red X's suits.

"Looking good, kid…" the thief, sprawled on the bed now wearing a pair of Robin's boxer-breifs, whistled.

Robin frowned and made sure his towel was secure. He had forgotten to grab a change of clothes, or he would have made sure to have gotten dressed before coming back out.

"Don't leave your stuff laying around." he muttered, dumping Red's things in the chair, before putting away his.

"Yes mum!" X snorted, rolling his eyes. "Hey, what happened to the funny guy I came back with?"

Robin sighed and his shoulders slumped a bit.

"Sorry… I'm just used to being…"

"A control freak? Up tight? A perfectionist?" the thief suggested.

"An adult!" Robin snorted.

"Same thing. Come on, kid, loosen up a little. The world ain't gonna end because you fool around, is it?"

"Depends on with who…" Robin mumbled.

"Well, yeah… not sure about Slade, yet… but come on! You haven't even taken your mask off! I know who you are, so just do it! Or, wait… do you have a really bad squint or something?"

"No, I don't." Robin sighed and pulled a pair of pajama-pants on under his towel before removing it, making Red X roll his eyes again. He then stood up and looked at the carefree teen on the bed. Robin had to admit that he was jealous. He was like that sometimes, but those moments were brief… then he had to go back to being a leader. Maybe he could be a little of both? Robin took a deep breath and reached for the corner of his mask.

Red X smiled.

"See… that didn't hurt, did it?"

"Well actually…" Robin rubbed his face a bit.

"Aww… c'm'ere…" Robin had his eyes closed as he tried to ease the sting of removing his mask a bit too quickly, and therefore didn't see Red's hand shoot out and grab him, before it was too late. As soon as he was sprawled on the bed the thief started to shower his face with kisses. Initial shock turned to anger, which, due perhaps to the late hour and their earlier little adventure, became laughter.

"What are you doing?" Robin gasped.

"I'm kissing it better… have more places that hurt?" Red X grinned.

"You're nuts…" Robin grinned, looking up at his supposed enemy. A few strands of Red's hair had escaped the pony-tail and ended up framing his face very nicely, tickling Robin's cheeks.

"Yeah, I know… I'm in bed with a gorgeous guy about to plan how to get in bed with a gorgeous man…" the other teen grinned, sounding quite happy about it, actually.

Robin colored a bit from the compliment, and then he frowned.

"Well, we don't actually know if Slade is gorgeous…"

"He has a gorgeous body, though." Red X stated.

"That he does." Robin agreed. "And I don't care much what he looks like… my greatest fear is that… well…. That's he's not human, actually…"

"What? Not human?" The thief also didn't sound like he liked that idea.

"Yah… like… some kind of monster… or a machine… he has bots which looks like him… freaked the hell out of me the first time I discovered that… When I get really paranoid I start to think that maybe they are all just robots…"

"That's crazy! Slade's a man!" X sounded like he was pleading with Robin to make sure that was the care, and Robin nodded.

"Yeah, I believe so too… I mean, I've watched him, he can't be a robot, but… yeah… just crazy-talk…"

"Right. You need something else to think about." The thief smiled and, true to his nature, stole a real kiss this time.

Robin was confused, but that didn't stop him from kissing back. He had the hots for Slade, sure, but he had had a little thing for Red X too for quite a while… the thief had impressed him from the beginning with managing to steal the suit, proving that he was, somehow, worthy of attention, and watching him come out from the shower was… not bad.

Red seemed almost as surprised as Robin as the kiss continued, and it was the hero who took the next step by winding his arms around Red's back. Opportunities were seen and taken, and one thing led to another, before a question was asked.

"You wanna…?"

The implications were clear. Red didn't mean 'make muffins' or 'do laundry', which was good, because Robin was in no mood for any of those things.

"Yeah…" he therefore answered.

Red X grinned excitedly, and Robin grinned back.

"I've got condoms in my belt…" the thief said, quickly getting off the bed to get them. Robin enjoyed the view of his very nice ass while he waited, the boxer briefs were long gone, as was his own pajama bottoms. Very quickly Red X was back and they kissed some more, getting the heat back up to maximum. Then the young thief did something which really proved his character wasn't a bad one, despite his choice of career. He asked another question. "You sure? I mean… Slade?"

"You're my training-wheels…" Robin grinned. "I mean… if you don't mind?"

"Hell no! Err… does that mean you want me to top?"

"Yeah… you… don't want to?" Robin seemed unsure for the first time since their first kiss.

"Sure! I just don't want to let this go to waste either…" Red grinned and stroked Robin's length firmly.

"We-oh! Could… go… twice?" Robin suggested logically.

"Must be my lucky night…" Red X mumbled, making Robin laugh again.


"So… was it okay…?" Red asked as they were entwined together half an hour later. They had done both sessions in that short amount of time, due to being a bit overheated, perhaps.

"It was perfect… just a pity about my bad self control…" Robin muttered.

"You just need to practice… that's what I'm here for…" Red offered generously.

"Good… because that's exactly what I wanted…" Robin grinned, rolling them over.


"Hey… aggressive much?" X leered afterwards.

"I spend a lot of time fighting… why wouldn't I be?" Robin smirked.

"Slade's gonna love you…" the thief snorted. "And talking about the big guy… how do we get him to put out, huh?"

Robin snickered before turning a bit serious.

"Firstly… this is a team effort, right?"

"As in you and me? Yes. As in the rest of the Titans?...err… well… maybe yes there too, but mainly no."

"As in you and me."

"Good. Yes then. I mean, I don't know about you, but we kinda called the guy a whore to his face… I don't wanna face him alone again, thank you very much…"

Robin shuddered at the memory.

"Me neither… how pissed do you think he is…?"

"I have no idea… kinda hard to figure out with that mask… he might feel flattered…"

"You think?" Robin gave the thief a disbelieving look.

"Two sexy guys wants him. I would sure as hell be flattered…"

"Providing he likes guys… he might be disgusted by the very idea…" Robin sighed.

"Yeah… there's that little thing…"

"That 'little thing' might be the difference between life and death… a very painful death…"

"Or amazing sex! You really have to start looking at things from the bright side…" X chided.

"You are right!" Robin nodded decisively. "So. How do we do it?"

"I think… we need to turn ourselves into bait…" Red X answered.

"I'm trying to see the bright side of that idea, I really am…"


They didn't come up with anything better, however, so, the following night, the teens were out in the city again, together and in full uniforms.

"That one was easy…" Robin said and dusted his hands off, as he rejoined Red X on a roof.

"Are you going to take time off to stop more crime, or can we actually do what we came for soon?" Red X muttered.

"It's my job!" Robin objected.

"Well, you don't see me stealing things!" Red defended himself.

"I saw you checking out that open window before…" Robin smirked.

"Force of habit!" Red claimed. "Now… please let's just have some fun?"

"Hmmm… what kind of fun did you have in mind…?" Robin grinned, acting innocent. It was rather bad acting. Red didn't mind.

A few seconds later and they were making out against a wall, Robin being the one with his back against it at the moment, but that shifted after a bit, just to be reversed again a few kisses later. Red's mask was pulled up high, and after a while he just took it off.

"It's no big deal…" he explained while paying some nice attention to Robin's left ear. "If Slade doesn't already have my home address, he probably will soon anyway…"

"Hey… I don't have your home address!" Robin realized. "I don't even know your name!"

"And I know you would love to figure it our by yourself as soon as you get the time, so I won't tell you… consider it a present…"

"Oh… thanks!" Robin chuckled, as Red had been absolutely right. "I'll call you 'Red' in the mean time, then… or 'X'… or 'thief'…" he grinned.

"Yeah, well, 'Red' is fine…" the thief muttered. "Come on, let's move on… this is only a few blocks from where we saw him last…"


Robin had almost forgotten that they were in fact waiting for someone to show up, he was completely happy with the intense kissing, and Red's hands groping his ass. So happy, in fact, that he had his hand down the other teen's pants just to show his appreciation.

"Well, well, well… what's going on here?" a voice suddenly asked, making Robin squeeze something a bit harder than he had intended. Red yelped, but the hero hoped it was as much from fright than anything else.

"Ops… sorry…" he whispered before turning towards the sound of the voice.

"Err… hi Slade…" Red X grinned nervously. "We're… kissing?"

"I can see that…" the man snorted and crossed his arms. He had placed himself very strategically, blocking their only easy escape-route, and Robin couldn't believe that they had been so stupid as to choose this place… sure, it was out of the wind and out of sight from below, but now he felt trapped.

"Yeah, well, then shove off, Slade…" he suggested in a not-so-friendly tone. Just because they were bait didn't mean they should be easy to get! Err… well, that made sense to Robin, anyway.

"Yeah, this has nothing to do with you… unless you wanna join us?" Red X grinned suggestively.

"Pffftt… Slade wouldn't dream of getting hot and naked with us… he probably can't… I think that armor has rusted stuck…" Robin smirked.

"And why would I want to get involved with a wannabe superhero and a beginner thief?" Slade asked dryly.

"Who are you calling a wannabe?" Robin snorted and took Red-s hand, pulling him towards the lowest roof and took out his grapple-gun. He should have known Slade would be like this… it had been a bad idea from the beginning. "Come on, Red, we're leaving."

Red stopped, however, and pulled Robin towards him instead.

"I know about pride, trust me, I do, but this is one of two occasions when you should swallow!" he explained urgently.

Robin blushed a bit, and then glanced over at Slade.

"But he's a dick…" he pouted, making sure he was speaking loud enough for the man to hear.

"Yeah, what did you expect? A romantic softy?" Red snickered. "And…" he added very quietly, "if we play it right, he's our dick…"

Robin couldn't help but giggle softly and then kissed Red once, before both the teens, still very much entangled, turned their eyes towards Slade.

"Well?" Red X smirked.

"Follow me." Slade turned on his heel and soon had Red and Robin chasing after him. The man didn't seem to be moving very fast, but the boys had to fight to keep up with him.

"Remember, it can still be a trap…" Robin whispered, panting, as they had to stop for some air.

"Bright side! Bright side!" Red insisted, making Robin grin.

Not that they weren't brave, or, in Red's case, at least daring, but they both hesitated for just a moment, as Slade disappeared inside an old apartment building, through a broken skylight. After glancing at each other, though, a silent dare made them jump. They landed in a large, empty room and hurried towards the next door, into a corridor. Light spilled out from a room at the end of the hall, and, as they reached it, both of them stopped in shock.

"What the hell?" Robin said.

"Sweeeeet…" Red grinned.

"Good enough for you?" Slade asked dryly.

What they were looking at was the strangest room Robin had ever seen. It was large, and a bedroom, the clue was the immense bed, but there common sense stopped. The walls, for example, where immaculately painted white, but only two of them; the one behind the bed and the one with large windows overlooking the city, but the rest of the walls were covered in dirty, torn wallpaper like the rest of the building they had seen so far. The furniture was strange as well. The bed, with a gaudy red satin bedspread Robin tried, but couldn't possibly, picture Slade picking, was up against one wall, but the rest of the furniture was a few chairs and a sofa, and was up against the back wall, making no sense to Robin what so ever. There were a lot of cables on the floor amongst the chairs, as well as a lot of litter. The other side, however, looked immaculate. Robin was looking from one side to the other, trying to get the pieces to match. Suddenly they did.

"They've been shooting a movie here!" he said, fighting an urge to snap his fingers.

"Correct. Guess what kind?" Slade smirked.

"Ew." Robin muttered, but Red looked even more impressed for some reason and threw himself on the bed.

"Look Robin! Mirrors in the ceiling! Is this cool or what?"

Robin didn't really think it was that cool, and debated whether or not to pull out the ultraviolet light to look for stains on that bedspread before joining the thief. He was sure that would dampen the mood, however… Slade had, after all, provided a bed, which must mean he was interested… and this was an opportunity which Robin didn't want to miss. So instead of turning up his nose at the décor, he smiled and joined Red on the bed, straddling him.

"Ohhh… you wanna be on top now?" the other teen grinned.

"I'll play it anyway you want…" Robin grinned back, leaning down to kiss him. "You know I'm versatile..."

"This threesome seems to be one short, though…" the thief, due to his, formerly unknown, mathematical skills, suddenly seemed to notice. "Slade? Gonna get that mask off soon and join us?"

"I'm not going to unmask myself for you." The man snorted.

"Pity, then I can't do this..." Robin said, and grabbed Red's face, giving him a really hot kiss.

"Maybe he's just shy… let's help him!" Red suggested, and soon he had pulled Robin off the bed with him, to approach the man in question.

Robin was still wary. The fact that Slade stayed still, however, and cocked his head to the side like he was challenging them to as how far they would go, inspired him, though.

He felt chills running up and down his spine as he placed a palm on the man's chest, just below the neck-plate but above the armor around Slade's midsection, feeling the warmth of the body filtering through the thick suit. Robin continued to explore the man's chest, while Red X was more goal-oriented. Soon he had gotten the Slade's gauntlets off, and was working on the wrist guards.

"Can I get some help here?" he asked Robin testily, snapping the teen out from some rather perverted fantasies.

"Oh. Sorry." Robin hurriedly excused himself, and soon all the man's arm-plates were on the floor. Robin glanced wickedly at Red and slowly lowered himself to his knees. Red grinned back and did the same, and they started to unbuckle Slade's boots. The leg armor was next on the list, and then Robin was running his hands up Slade's thighs. Red, on the other hand, focused on the metal around the man's waist.

"What kind of a beer gut do you have to have if you need a steel girdle?" he snickered, making Slade respond for the first time.

"Watch it..." the man growled.

"I'm more interested in what something else might be hiding…" Robin purred and his fingers came dangerously close to stroking Slade's crotch. Robin wasn't that brave yet, however. Not quite.

The armor had to give up to Red's nimble fingers, and Robin rose to work his own magic on the chest-plate. As it too fell away Slade was left in a two-piece black uniform, thicker than Robin's tights, and the teen guessed it was a Kevlar-mix of some kind. None of the protections had been used to hold anything in, which Red delightedly commented upon, getting Robin to hum approvingly as well.

As Red reached for Slade's mask, however, his hand was caught in a firm grip.

"Your turn." The man seemed to leer. "Undress each other."

Robin felt strangely turned on by the order, and even more so as they started to obey it. There was a lot more fondling and kissing going on now, however, making the process take some time, but soon enough the teen was in their underwear. They were both wearing black briefs, snug enough to hug their backsides and to not leave much for the imagination at the front. They turned towards Slade, expectantly.

"You turn." Robin grinned. "The mask… it has to go."

"Yours first." The man insisted.

Robin froze.

"No."

"Errr… Robin…? Maybe I kinda should have mentioned this before, but… Slade knows who you are too." Red whispered.

"What?" Robin spun towards Red X, glaring so hard his mask almost melted.

"Yeah… I… well, when I was at the Tower, Slade kinda surprised me… in your bedroom."

"You were in my bedroom too?!" Robin's glare shifted to the man. "Are you two in the same creepy stalker's club?" he growled.

"Know your enemies." Slade shrugged. "At least now I know where you got your amazing acrobatic skills."

"Flattery will get you nowhere." Robin snorted, but stood a bit taller.

"I don't know…" Red smirked. "Remember what we talked about last night? 'Two sexy guys'? You should be flattered…"

"I'll just deny everything." Robin muttered and pulled his mask off. "Now… your turn, Slade, or I won't even let you have a wet dream about us."

The man chuckled and put his hands behind his head. There was a click, and the mask parted.

Robin and Red X stared at the man in front of them, then glanced at each other and stared a bit again.

"Not bad…" Robin mumbled truthfully.

"He's not an uglo, that's for sure…" Red X nodded. "Great, huh! See, I told you he wasn't a robot or a monster!" he punched Robin's arm lightly.

"You thought I was a monster?" Slade asked Robin, showing his smirk for the first time.

"Kinda… pictured… tentacles…" Robin mumbled, feeling drawn in, closer to the man, whose white hair was kind of messy at the moment, after being flattened by the mask. Robin wanted so badly to run his fingers through it.

Red had come closer too, and now tugged Slade's top up.

"Oh, my fucking god!" he swore, nudging Robin in the side. "Take a look at these abs!"

"Flattery will get you nowhere." Slade smirked as Robin gasped as well, and soon he had two pair of hands running up and under his shirt, trying to get it off. Slade decided to play nice, and helped, getting the thing off in a moment.

"Now… where's my reward for taking my mask off?" the man asked, and Robin felt the back of his head caught by his hair, tilting it backwards.

Slade's kiss completely skipped the hesitant, searching part, and went straight for brutal. This was fine by Robin. In fact, it was very, very fine. He took the opportunity to make his wish come true, and found the man's hair surprisingly soft, as well as very thick.

The kiss ended and Red X was pulled in for the same treatment, while Robin first watched lustfully and then started kissing the man's chest instead, even daring to lick a hardening nipple. The best, however, was to be able to press his body against Slade's, and with the man's wide shoulders both he and Red fit comfortably.

Robin wanted to go further, though, so he got on his knees and started to pull Slade's pants down. There was a definite bulge at the front now, making his job harder, but Robin was never one to give up easily.

"I like it when you show initiative, kid." Red grinned down at him. "Want any help down there?"

Robin had Slade down to his underwear now, and smiled up at the thief.

"Oh yes, please." he said, actually grateful because, even though they had 'tried this at home' the night before, he didn't want to seem like a beginner to Slade.

After a silent agreement the teens moved as one, both pulling Slade's boxer-briefs off, and both caressing the treasure they found there. Robin looked slightly apprehensive while doing that, but as Red saw the wide eyes he just smiled and mouthed 'it will be fine', making Robin smile a bit nervously back. Red then sat up higher on his knees and took the head of Slade's cock into his mouth. Robin, not wanting to be left out of anything, started from a lower angle, licking its underside instead. Pre-come had trailed down the shaft letting Robin have a taste.

"He's saltier than you…" he let Red know.

"Mmh-hmm…" the long-haired teen bobbed his head, but if it was in agreement Robin didn't know.

They soon switched places, and after a while Red rose up, kissing Slade again.

"Get on the bed." The man ordered them, and as they started towards it, Slade caught the back of their underwear, ripping them off in a swift moment.

Robin and Red crawled on top of the bed and Robin realized that he didn't thought it looked quite as gaudy anymore, for some reason. Maybe he was just in the right state of mind. As he glanced up he blushed, however, seeing himself naked like that. He looked away but then sneaked a peak of Red in the mirrors. Maybe those weren't that bad either…

"Ummm… who goes first?" Red mumbled in Robin's ear.

It was a difficult question, they were both horny and they both wanted the man, but, unfortunately, Slade only had one cock.

"Paper-Rock-Scissors?" Robin suggested and a quick game later Red was the victor.

"You okay with that?" the thief asked, already staring at his rewards with a hungry look in his eyes.

"Yeah, trust me… I'd like to see if you can take it first…" Robin grinned, actually meaning it.

"Sneaky devil… you lost on purpose, didn't you?"

"Well… I kinda suspected you would chose 'rock', so…" Robin grinned.

"Shut up and go get the lube and rubbers…" Red chuckled, and tried to pull Slade down on the bed. The man, although he wouldn't allow to be 'pulled', nonetheless lowered himself over the thief and started to kiss him.

When Robin returned after fetching the items in Red's belt Slade turned his head to smirk at him.

"Get us ready." he ordered now, and he grabbed Red's hips and flipped him over. He got the teen up on his hands and knees, before gesturing for Robin to start.

Slade might be a man of few words, but the Titan found that lucky, because, if not, Robin might have come a long time ago. Every syllable the man spoke seemed to press on his prostate somehow.

Robin stroked the man's cock before rolling the condom on, and then slathered it generously with the lubrication, enjoying getting it nice and even. Then his greased fingers found Red's entrance and he slipped first one, then two fingers in.

"You'll need more than that…" Slade let him know, just a bit smugly.

"You okay?" Robin asked Red, ignoring the man.

"Yeah… add another one… please!" the thief was pushing back on Robin's fingers already, trying to get them deeper. Robin obliged and soon Slade pulled him up for a kiss.

Robin never saw Slade's cock go in, since he was busy kissing back, but he sure as hell heard it. It mainly sounded like Red enjoyed it, even though there were a few grunts of pain.

It was clear that Slade wanted Robin to get involved too, and after a moment the teen found himself on his back, next to Red, his knees pulled back. Red were half covering him and they were kissing, awkwardly, due to the thrusts, but to even things out Slade now three of his fingers buried deeply inside Robin, moving them in the same pace as he fucked Red. Robin could hear from Red's breathing that the teen was getting close, so he slipped a hand under Red's stomach and started stroking his cock.

With that kind of treatment Red only lasted for a few more seconds, and as soon as he came, Slade pulled out and switched not only condoms but also partners. Robin had no time to prepare any further before his legs were over Slade's shoulders and the man's cock buried to the balls inside of him. Slade had stretched him well, so there was little pain, but the fullness nothing could have prepared him for. Yesterday he had thought he would never be able to take anything bigger than Red, and even thought the thief wasn't small by any means, he and the man didn't compare.

Robin moaned, clutching at Slade's arms, until a movement to his side distracted him. Red, who had collapsed pretty much on his face after coming, had decided to return to the land of the living.

"How'sit feel?" he slurred slightly.

"It- feels- oh god, yes!" Robin gasped, as Slade hoisted his legs up further.

"Yeah, I know…" Red X snickered.

Robin's ass was now completely off the bed and he felt like he was in some kind of swing, were Slade cold control the pace completely. Not that he minded, since the man had set it very high indeed.

Robin suddenly felt lips in his and realized the he had closed his eyes. He turned his head into the kiss, not letting up until he was dizzy and gasping for air to the point where he could barely talk.

"I… I need to…!" he told Red.

Red grinned and crawled down to put his mouth to even better use.


Robin and Red woke up a few hours later, sore but very satisfied. Slade however, was nowhere to be seen.

"He just left?" Robin growled, feeling cheated. "He can't just leave!"

"That's right… we'll explain that to him next time…" Red grinned naughtily. "He's ours now."

The End.

A/N: I said in the top A/N that I would address the stories OOC-ness… if you didn't react to it there's no reason to read this, but… well… ;o)

There seem to be a fan-fic Sladin-rule (almost a canon of sorts) that Slade is very possessive and would never share. I've used this character-trait too, repeatedly, because I was happy with it in the respective stories. This IS, however, a trait completely made up by us Sladin-writers (because, an this is a sad fact, this couple of course doesn't exist outside fan fiction), and therefore it needs to be challenged. So I did. Not in a big way, but in a drabble way. ;o)

Another OOC-ness is Robin's own devotion. Some might feel that he's supposed to stay "true" to Slade and not fool around with Red X as well. Pffftt…. Although I agree that canon-Robin might be described as "loyal", it doesn't mean that he's unrealistic… and not human. Slade was a 'dream' in the beginning, a bit like a movie-star. Red X was right THERE, he must have appeared as more "real"… add attractive to that and, well… there will be fooling… ;)

Then there is the bonding and laughing between RObin and Red X... let's just pretend facing death helped with that, okay? Come ON, I needed to get the three of them into bed! Do you think these things just HAPPEN?!? -grin-

Sooo… that was just my thought writing this story, and I thought I would mention them so I don't have to in the review-replies. ;)

Oh, yes, I know Robin was a bit scatterbrained too, but that's just how I like to write him sometimes… ;)

Love

Wynja