Disclaimer: Not owning the Teen Titan's makes me feel impotent… o_O
A/N: Terms-universe but could be read as a free-standing story with an established Slade/Robin relationship.
This won! Again, no e-mails are going out, no story-alerts, no reviews and no PM's… these are dark and troubling times… ;)
Erectile Dysfunction
"Are you saying you can't get it up?" Robin's voice was disbelieving and a little bit amused.
"You could offer to help, you know…" Slade growled.
Robin sighed and got on his knees.
"Okay… so… there, if I hold around the base, is that..?"
"Yes, that's better…" Slade muttered, "just let me-"
"There you go…"
"Yes, I think-"
"Good! See it's working!"
"Stop there! Tighten-"
"Yeah, yeah, I know… I have done this before, you know…" Robin rolled his eyes and then sat back to admire his handiwork. He frowned and tilted his head. "It's not straight, is it?"
"Is that important?" Slade growled.
"Yeah, well… yes." Robin said. "See, it's sloping more and more. I'll better hold it again."
A few minutes later they were both happy with the result.
"There. Now what?" Slade smirked.
"I'd like to see it glisten..." Robin suggested with a grin.
"Very well, the stuff is in the bag over there…"
Robin returned a few minutes later, eyes glittering, and got to work.
"I love these balls… so big…" Robin sighed, fondling them gently.
"Yes, and blue." Slade said dryly. "I'm not sure that are supposed to be that color."
"You prefer red?"
"That's more normal, isn't it?"
"Come on, Slade… it's only a Christmas tree…"
The End
A/N:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you saw that coming a hundred miles away, but I couldn't help myself… mostly based on me an my colleagues putting up the plastic trees at work…People normally working in an office together doing physical things for once... it's not pretty... ;)