A/N: I totally forgot I had this too! I asked for Red/Speedy prompts, but decided to put them together into one drabble… I underlined the prompt-words, but you can see the prompt IDEAS too, in the bottom A/N…. I've changed a few of them just a LITTLE to fit into the conversation…
Terms universe, mainly SpeedX, some Sladin mentioned…
Prompt Playing Passion
Robin sighed and raised his shades far enough to pinch the bridge of his nose. True, he had been bored when Speedy and Red had asked, but how could he have been bored enough to agree to this? Sure, everything had been quiet the last week, and Slade was busy with weapons-research, which didn't interest Robin much, he still preferred his gadgets to guns, and measuring ammo-velocity? Naaahhh… more fun could be had… which is why he had agreed to go shopping with the red-heads. He just hadn't expected it to be this kind of shopping.
Robin was dressed down in worn street-wear, his hair swept back and his eyes covered with sunglasses. No one looked at him twice, for the wrong reason, that is, because no one expected one of the most famous people in Echo city to appear among them, and especially not in a place like this. Speedy and Red had little to worry about, their faces wasn't known to the public, after all, because they kept very low key. Well. They did when it came to being spotted and ending up in the press…
They had been standing by the same display for the last five minutes, and Robin tried not to blush too badly, while the 'kids' were happily chattering away.
"Ooohhh… I like this one… see? It has a 'head', and it's really long!" Red proclaimed.
"What about this one, then?" Speedy grinned and held his find up.
"Damn! That's as thick as my wrist, we gotta have that!"
"The green ones are double ended…"
"Take three; just make sure they are hard."
"Don't worry, I don't like them soft either."
"Look at the knobbly one, that might be fun!"
"How about this…?"
Finally, Robin had had enough.
"Can't you pick out your vegetables like normal people!? The whole supermarket is staring!" he yelled.
"Ummm… yea, mum, they are now…" Speedy grinned. "Well, we're done here, let's go!"
As they headed toward the register, Robin glanced down into the teen's baskets full of nachos, milk-cartons, chocolate cereals and, for some reason, a large selection of vegetables like carrots, yams and cucumbers.
"What are you guys cooking, anyway?" he muttered.
The redheads looked at each other.
"Cooking?"
Robin swept into the lab Slade was currently occupying with an almost literal thundercloud above his head.
"What did they do now?" Slade sighed.
"Never mind." Robin muttered, throwing himself down in a chair. "Don't we have someone who needs to be killed? Preferably in another part of the world?"
"You are usually not too eager for those kinds of missions…?" Slade asked carefully, not wanting to make things worse.
"No, it's the 'other part of the world' that's the important thing here…" Robin sighed. "Let's go away. Just, and this is key; just the two of us."
"I'm in the middle of research-" Slade objected.
"Pleeeease? I'll never blame another headache again!"
Slade chuckled.
"And then did you ever do that?"
"Twenty-two days ago, don't you remember?" Robin sounded quite shocked.
"Twenty-two… That was a real headache, Robin, you had a bump! You got it from sparring with me in the morning… You slipped on the mat and hit your head on the wall, I was there!"
"Yeah, but I won't blame real headaches either!" Robin promised eagerly.
Slade sighed.
"If I say no, you'll just find something else to tempt me with-"
"I was gonna offer you a blow-job right here and now." Robin nodded.
"Hmmm… maybe I should say no, then?" Slade smirked. "On the other hand, the reward if I say yes…?"
"Anything you want." Robin grinned.
Slade's smile made Robin very nervous.
"What, you're going away?" Speedy asked.
"Without us?" Red filled in.
"Yes and yes." Slade answered. "We are going to Italy for a week. You are not to bother Sarah, is that understood?"
"But who'll cook for us?" Speedy asked.
"We'll starve!" Red claimed.
"Oh, just eat your vegetables…" Robin, coming up to them with a packed suitcase, smirked.
The couple left two grumpy red-heads behind.
"Sooo… wanna go beg for Sarah's mercy?" Red asked.
"Yeah, we'd better… by the way… why was mum wearing a mini-skirt?"
"Saaaaaaraaah?" Speedy sang, as he entered the big kitchen, where a wonderful smell immediately attached his senses.
"I'm not supposed to feed either of you…" The plump woman said sternly.
"But you will, right?" Speedy asked worriedly, while Red eyed a pile of freshly baked cookies.
"Of course I w- NO! NOT THAT ONE!"
Red dropped the cookie he was about to bite into.
"Wha-What?" he hiccupped.
"You were about to earn yourself a trip to the hospital-ward. At least." Sarah frowned. "Those are poisoned."
"What?!" Speedy took a step away from the plate. "Why? I mean, who would-?"
"Maintenance says we have a rat-problem, I'm helping them solve it." Sarah shrugged. "Hasn't Slade told you I used to be an assassin? Poisons are my specialty."
"But… cookies..?!" Red sounded like he wanted to report the woman to some sort of anticruelty to cookies-department.
"It amuses me." Sarah grinned. "Now… hungry were you?"
"Not… so much any more…" Speedy admitted. "We'll… just go now…"
"I was supposed to tell you to go home, but there's no point in that either, is there?" Sarah sighed.
"Nah… but you can always try…" Red grinned.
The two red-heads explored the living-quarters until they came upon a certain door.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Speedy grinned.
"Yeah… when the parents are away…" Red chuckled.
"…the children will have sex on their bed…" Speedy finished and they eagerly went inside.
Speedy immediately spotted a note on the covers.
- Please don't have sex on our bed. / R-
"Mum is so uptight…" he snorted, crumpling the note and throwing it towards the trash-bin.
"Yeah, but dad knows us better…" Red snickered and held up a note which had been on top of some folded fabric.
- After you have sex on our bed, change the sheets, or else… /S -
"Dear old dad…" Speedy smiled and ripped the cover off. "Last one in, bottoms!" he yelled and dived in.
"I don't mind… I could use some of you right now…" Red grinned and crawled in after his boyfriend. "Awww… great bed…"
"Who knows, if we do enough damage, maybe we'll get it?" Speedy said, bouncing up and down to test out the springs.
"We'll get it all right, but not the bed…" Red warned him.
"You're probably right…" Speedy sighed and stretched out. "Blow me?"
"You are such a lazy boyfriend sometimes…" Red snorted and reached for the other teen's zipper.
"Yeah, but I'll make it up to you, I promise."
"Would I stay with you if you didn't?" Red smirked and pulled Speedy's pants off.
A moment later he had his mouth full and one of his fingers had found Speedy's entrance, pushing in.
"Ah, God, I love when you do that!" Speedy moaned, arching as Red found his sweet-spot and pressed on it gently.
"Yeah… I have long fingers… comes with the trade…" Red grinned around the head of Speedy's cock.
"Wait! You're trying to make me come, aren't you?" the archer panted. "I knew it! You wanted to top first!"
"No, I just want to taste you… but since you'll be all spent afterwards… well… " Red snickered.
"Evil, sneaky little thief… aaahhh… don't stop!"
"Make up your horny mind…" Red snorted and went back to work.
Speedy had no chance against the thief's nimble fingers and talented mouth, so Red soon got his snack, smacking his lips.
"Mmm… love it…" he grinned.
"Stop gloating and fuck me…" Speedy smirked and pulled his boyfriend up for a kiss. "I'm gonna be ready to do you soon…"
"Mmm…. I like the sound of that… Do you think mum and dad has any lube?"
"Er… yeah!" Speedy snorted. "Check the nightstands."
It didn't take the two many seconds to find a bottle with a note on.
- Slade says you'll do it anyway, so here you go… at least try not to get any on the WALLS… /R –
"Mum's really great anyway, you know… the whole up-tight business is just a good thing… for dad…" Speedy grinned.
"Couldn't agree more…" Red smirked. "Let's ask them about that when they get home…" he said and started kissing Speedy again.
"Let's ask them about getting lube on the walls too… I'm not sure how that might happen…"
"Should be fun to find out…"
They spent the rest of the day and the whole night in the bed, only taking breaks to sneak some, unpoisoned, food from the kitchen, which got played with quite a bit before eaten, especially the ice-cream and chocolate sauce.
When Robin and Slade came home a week later they found their bedroom in perfect order. Robin made a frightened sound and ran to the kitchen.
"Sarah! Sarah, have you-" he skidded to a halt as the red-heads were sitting at a table, feeding each other strawberries. "Oh, thank god!" Robin cried out and soon Red and Speedy found themselves in a crushing hug. "I thought you had died!"
"What, why?" Red asked.
"You tidied up!" Robin exclaimed. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, we're fine! Here, have a berry…" Speedy grinned and fed one to Robin, before noticing Slade in the doorway. "Err… only giving him a strawberry! Nothing bad is happening!" the archer hurriedly and nervously tried to explain.
"Actually I'm rather relived to see you alive…" The man smirked. "Only because Robin would mope around for at least an hour if you were dead…"
"I'm sure it would be more like a day…" Robin chuckled and disentangled from the red-heads only to go entangle himself with Slade. "I'm very glad to see you. Now go home?"
"Yeah, yeah, we ate everything anyway…" Red smirked and started walking out of the room. Speedy's eyes were glued to his ass, and he got up as well.
"Excuse me, but those buns needs a sausage…" he grinned.
"Oh, I think that hit a ten on the 'bad'-scale…" Robin groaned.
"Really? I was thinking something similar…" Slade smirked and patted Robin's ass.
"Didn't we just…? On the plane-ride home?" Robin tried to remind him.
"Yes, but we haven't done it in our bedroom for a week." Slade pointed out.
"That's true…" Robin smiled. "Can't have that, can we? Just hang on a minute…" the teen walked over to the fridge and opened it. "Awww… how the hell did they go through two bottles of chocolate sauce in seven days?!"
"We'll get more. It just occurred to me that we haven't done it in any other part of the building for a week either…" Slade smiled smugly.
"Errrmm… I… I have a headache?" Robin mumbled nervously, trying to edge around the table.
"Not allowed to use that, remember?" Slade smirked, following him with his eyes like a cat would a fluffy-feathery thing.
"Damn…" Robin muttered. "I forgot."
"That's right… so come here now…" Slade cooed. "It will all be over soon…"
"Really? Because last time you had that look in your eye, it took three days." Robin started to sound a bit panicky now.
"You know you want it…" Slade purred and dodged left. Robin immediately made a break for it, flying out the kitchen door.
"Speedy! Red! Come back! Stay for dinner!" the former Titan called, catching up with the young men by the elevator.
"Oh, I don't know, mum… Daddy looks like he wants you alone…" Red grinned.
"You bet I do." Slade, sneaking up behind the teen, grinned. Robin yelped as he was caught and tucked under one arm like he was still the scrawny kid he used to be.
"And besides, you asked us to leave…" Speedy said, as the elevator doors opened.
"Yeah, we wouldn't want to impose or anything…" Red claimed.
"Besides, we stocked up your lube supply. Found a new brand… is supposed to make the top last longer… isn't it great?" Speedy chuckled evilly.
"No need to say thanks, mum!" Red filled in.
"Believe me, I wasn't…" Robin muttered. Then he seemed to get an idea. "Hey, it's Sunday tomorrow, you'll come over for brunch, won't you?"
"Sure… we'll show up…" Speedy waved.
"Don't be late!" Robin cried out as the doors closed.
"So… how late will we be?" Speedy snickered.
"Can't be late 'till you show up…" Red smirked.
"Sooo… next Sunday, then?"
"Sounds fine to me... mum will probably be able to walk by then… maybe…"
"I think…" Speedy said slowly "…they might bring us along next time…"
The End
A/N: Big thanks to the prompters!
GraysonGirl for vegetable-shopping
SladinForever suggested food, so I put quite a lot in here…
Kawaii-Kuro: "NO! NOT THAT ONE!"
The Darkest Half "You can't be late until you show up".
MewMew2 for the "long fingers" idea.
hanakisa "when the parents are away…"