Episode 1: Frank Buys Animal Crossing: New Horizons
We all know how the world of Pokémon works: Humans live among Pokémon, and they use Pokémon for battling, as pets and friends. However, this is not the case in the universe we're gonna be visiting. In this universe, there are no humans and Pokémon are the dominant species, living in a society akin to that of the Pokémon world where humans and Pokémon live among each other.
In this story, we'll be focusing on the adventures of 11 year old Frank Pikachu and his friends, 10 year old Ned Squirtle and 10 year old Minnie Treecko. Frank and Ned live together in one house, being rather independent for being still so young. Let us take a look at what adventures Frank and Ned will be up to today...
Ned Squirtle was sitting at the computer at home, just looking up things when his friend and housemate Frank Pikachu came in. "Hey, Ned. I'm home." Frank told Ned.
"Oh, hey, Frank. Check out this article I've been reading." Ned told Frank as Frank walked up to the computer to check it out.
"Oh, cool! There will be a new season of Holland's Got Talent in the future! I love tv talent shows! I've seen The Voice of Holland, All Together Now, and Holland's Got Talent too! Glad Holland's Got Talent is coming back after a few years of being off tv!" Frank said, being happy that one of his favorite tv talent shows was coming back.
Ned smiled and nodded. "Yep. I'm glad it's coming back too. I missed it." He replied to Frank.
"Okay. Well, time to go play some Animal Crossing: New Horizons." Frank said as he walked over to the Nintendo Switch that was sitting at the tv before he accidentally stepped on the Animal Crossing: New Horizons box and cartridge, breaking it. "Ah, crap!" Frank exclaimed.
"What's wrong, Frank?" Ned asked him.
"I stepped on the Animal Crossing: New Horizons box and broke it together with the cartridge!" Frank replied in distress.
"Ah, shit. That sucks. Guess you'll have to buy a new one now." Ned replied back.
"Yeah. Yeah, I'll go do that right now. I'll go to the local video game store to get it." Frank replied back again.
"Okay. See you later, Frank." Ned replied before he left the house to go to the local video game store.
"Okay, I'm gonna go watch some YouTube videos now. Hope there's something good to watch today." Ned said to himself before he began looking up YouTube videos.
Meanwhile, Frank had made it to the local video game store and walked up to the counter, where an Ampharos was standing. "Excuse me, sir. Do you know where I can find Animal Crossing: New Horizons?" Frank asked the Ampharos. The Ampharos did not respond. "Uh, sir?" Frank asked again, but the Ampharos still did not respond. "Uh, sir? Are you alright? Can you talk?" Frank then asked the Ampharos, after which the Ampharos proceeded to pull a derp face.
"I like owning myself!" The Ampharos replied before he began punching himself. This wasn't an ordinary Ampharos, as it was the infamous Retarded Ampharos.
Frank sweatdropped at the Retarded Ampharos punching himself. "...I'll just go look for Animal Crossing: New Horizons myself..." Frank awkwardly said before he walked away from the counter as the Retarded Ampharos passed out from punching himself so much.
"Ah, great! There's Animal Crossing: New Horizons! And there's only one copy left, mine for the taking!" Frank said as he walked over to the shelf with the last copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons on it. However, before Frank could grab it, a Corphish about his age grabbed it first.
"Hey, dude! Put that back! It's mine!" Frank shouted at the Corphish, whose name was Danny.
"Tough shit, man! I took it first, so it's mine!" Danny replied to him.
"Look, I just broke my own copy of the game, and now I need a new one! Can't you give it up for me?" Frank asked Danny.
"I said tough shit, man! I'm not gonna give it away just because your clumsy ass destroyed your own copy!" Danny scoffed.
"Then I'll just take it from you!" Frank angrily replied before he charged up his Thunder Shock move.
Danny's eyes widened in horror. "No, please! I'm a Water type!" He begged, but to no avail. Frank zapped him with his Thunder Shock. Danny screamed in pain and turned to a pile of ashes. He was dead.
"Heh, heh, heh. That means the game is now mine for the taking." Frank laughed as he went to pick up the game, but was stopped by Danny's father, a Crawdaunt named Dustin.
"Hey! I saw that! You killed my son! I called my friend, he's a cop and he's coming here to arrest you! My son! My only son..." Dustin angrily shouted at Frank before mourning his son.
"Then why don't you go join him?" Frank asked as he grinned evily.
"What?! If you kill me, you're in twice as much trouble once my friend gets here!" Dustin angrily shouted.
"I'm taking my chances, buddy." Frank replied before using his Thunder Shock move on Dustin, who screamed in pain and turned into a pile of ashes, just like his son Danny. "Heh, heh, heh. Now the game is mine for the taking." Frank laughed again as he went to pick up the game again, but was stopped by Dustin's friend, a Rhyperior named Bruce.
"Hey! I saw that! You're under arrest for my killing my friend Dustin and his son Danny! You'll pay for messing with a Rock/Ground type like me!" Bruce shouted at Frank.
"Rock/Ground type, you say?" Frank asked as he grinned evily.
"Yes, I am a Rock/Ground type. What about it?" Bruce asked.
"Heh, heh, heh!" Frank laughed as his tail began glowing, charging up his Iron Tail move.
"What are you doing?! Stop this instant!" Bruce shouted before he was sent flying out of the video game store by Frank's Iron Tail move. At this point, all the other customers in the store were looking at Frank now.
"Oh, shit...Can't leave any witnesses nor evidence..." Frank said as he used his Thunder Shock move on all the customers in the store, turning them to ashes, then turned all the security camera's in the store to ashes as well with his Thunder Shock move. He then grabbed the game and got the hell out of there.
Meanwhile, back at the house, Ned was watching some Angry Video Game Nerd. "Oh, man. Nothing like some good old Angry Video Game Nerd to brighten your day." Ned said to himself.
"It's more fun to break the windows anyway, so fuck it. Extra, extra! Paperboy goes mad! Here's some Assifies! Here you go, Daily Douchebag! 10% off your next purchase of Fuck You! Cloudy with a chance of ass kicking! Dear Abby, make 'em eat shit! Crosswords, can you spell cunt? Horoscopes, you will achieve greatness...in Hell!" Angry Video Game Nerd shouted in the Paperboy review that Ned was watching.
Ned laughed as tears formed in his eyes from laughing. "Hahaha! Oh, man...I've seen this about 20 times now and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it..." Ned laughed before Frank entered the house again.
"Hey...I'm back with a new copy of the game..." Frank told Ned.
"Oh, cool! How about we play it together after you've set things up?" Ned asked Frank.
"Sounds like a plan! I'll go set things up!" Frank replied as he went over to the Switch to set things up. This time, however, Frank accidentally stepped on the Switch, breaking it. Frank and Ned stared at each other, with Frank staring nervously and Ned staring angrily. Frank put up a nervous grin before Ned knocked him out and took his wallet.
"I'm taking your wallet to buy a new Switch to replace the one you just broke, mister." Ned told an unconscious Frank as he left the house to go buy a new Switch at the local video game store, unaware of the chaos that Frank had caused there earlier.