Thirty-eight reviews! (dies of happiness)

Sorry it took so long again for me to update. I have no excuses. T.T

AkanoYume: Albel fan? (glomp) Well, that makes one of us who knows where it came from.

D-chi: 'Nother Albel fan? (more glompage) The guy with the tights was Yggdrassil, though I suppose it was technically a bodysuit.. Just a little bit? More than a littlebit, methinks.

Sqiggles: It just makes them more fun to look at:D

Vincent: CHEEESE! (eats stick and cheese)

Onirei: Eh, how'd you get out of the kennel?

Sesshy is sexii: Thankies much! I still haven't gotten around to writing the planned side story about Sephy and his apron. T.T I'll do it eventually!

whatevergirl: I'm not exactly sure, actually. O.o I have yet to eat one.

Zeraphic Triomis: I'd get you a picture, but I have no clue how the linkin works here. Any help would be appreciated. T.T

Shigure-chan: Sephy will eventually control food with his mind! I promise! (sweat)

Without further adieu—Did I write that last time?

After the little 'incident' with the kitchen fire, the house was quite thoroughly blackened. Seeing as how they couldn't afford to live anywhere else, (Cloud paid all of the bills) they had to continue living in the charred house that was structurally, electrically, and plumbilically unstable. Bits of kitchen fell onto Vincent's head whenever he walked through, when Yuffie plugged in her precious PS2 it shorted out in a shower of sparks, and the last time Zack flushed the toilet—well, maybe we won't go into that. Needless to say, it was a miserable experience, living there, and Cloud was fed up with it.

"That's IT!" Cloud screamed out. Everyone stared at him, that is, everyone except Zack. (He was being revived by Aeris, as he had eaten too many pieces of the ceiling.)

"I am SICK and TIRED of being the only one who does anything around here! I'm leaving for work. By the time I come back, if you all haven't found jobs, you're OUT OF HERE!"

A light bulb fell to the floor.

Cloud coughed. "Well, that's it. Good-bye!" And without further ado, he plopped on his Wendys cap and went out the front door. Or what was left of it.

Zack sat up suddenly, spitting out phoenix feathers. "Heeey! I had a dream I ate the ceiling!"

"That wasn't a dream," Aeris informed him.

"Oh great. What am I going to do?" Vincent moaned.

"Well, I know I'm not doing manual labor," Sephiroth opened up the newspaper. There was an ad reading:

Old lady requiring assistance

Needs to be manually moved to go shopping, play bingo, take over the world, etc.

Applicants call IAM-0GE-NOVA.

Sephiroth swallowed hard and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Heey, that phone number looks familiar," Vincent muttered.

"Waz going on?" Zack asked.

Aeris sighed. "We have to find jobs," she told him.

Zack grinned. "I know what I can be!"

Vincent glared at him. "No Zack, you cannot be a stripper."

Zack ran away sobbing.

"Ah, poor Zack. Vincent, you ruined his dream," Tifa told him.

Aeris got up off the floor and smoothed her skirt. Well, I 'm going to apply for a job at Wendys. Be back later." She walked through the front door, or what was left of it.

"Benefits of being spiky-head's girlfriend," Yuffie muttered. I'm going to try and work at Pizza Hut! Because I LOVE PIZZA!"

"Yeah, it's starting to show." Vincent cackled.

Yuffie threw the coffee table at him. She missed and successfully managed to knock down what was left of the stair rail.

"Good-bye!" she snarled, and walked through the front door. Or what was left of it.

"Well, I'm off," Tifa said. "Zack and I can apply for positions as karate instructors."

"Make sure he keeps his gi on." Vincent commented.

"Ha-ha." Tifa grabbed Zack, and they exited through the front door. Or what was left of it.

"Gen-o-va…" Sephiroth lay twitching on the floor.

Vincent sat there for a little while, trying to get his hair like Brian's from Quest 64 with Zack's hairgel. It wasn't working.

Sephiroth twitched again.

Vincent idly poked him with a random stick. It didn't seem to wake him up.

"Sephiroth?" Vincent asked. "Seephirothhhhh….Sephiroth..I am your FATHER!"

Sephiroth bolted up. "WHAT?"

"Ah..not really. But I did date your mother."

A light bulb appeared over Sephiroth's head. Well, actually, it fell from the ceiling and hit him in the head. But that doesn't matter.

"That's it!" Sephiroth squealed. "You and I can start a dating service!"

Red, sensing danger, bolted for the front door and crashed into what was left of it.

--To be continued!

Please review! Just so you know, Reno is going to appearing soon, so any information about him would be appreciated. I don't know that much.