A/N: Easter Greetings to all of you! Yes, I know it's early, but it looks to be a busy Easter so here we go…
Remember the Christmas tradition I started, that we should buy ALL our favorite Ben&Jerry flavors for the holidays? Well, it goes for Easter as well, okay?
Here's another little sweet treat (Oh, the transition!). It's a free-standing CRACK-fic and OCC-ness should be expected… at least on some parts. You might be surprised… I hope you enjoy it, because I actually LOVE this…
Hop-hop-hop!
Mumbo had really only achieved one thing in Jump, but it was an amazing thing. A thing which spoke volumes about his powers and his ingenuity… unfortunately, no one believed him.
"I... I'm – hic!- telling you… I really… I really did it!" the magician slurred, half slumped over a bar desk stained by so much blood it could be chopped up and used as a bran-filled snack for constipated vampires.
"Sure you did, dude…" a teen on his right, rather young to be drinking anywhere else, snickered.
"I did! I turned… I turned her into a bunny!"
"You expect us to believe that you turned Raven, the daughter of a demon and powerful sorceress, into a rabbit?" a man on his left smirked condescendingly.
"Yeah, and it all happened in his hat…" the teen snickered louder now.
"A bunny! A bunny I tell you… cute as a button! You've done nothing… nothing like… like that…" the man hiccupped.
"Excuse me? I broke in to the Tower to steal this…" the teen said, gesturing to his outfit.
"Yes, X, so you say… Where's the proof, huh? Proof?" the drunken magician asked.
"What the hell do you mean? Robin had it, now I have it, what more proof do you need?" Red X snorted. He was unmasked, and his green eyes were sparkling with indignation. "Besides… I have a witness! Slade!" the teen claimed and pointed to the man on Mumbo's left.
Mumbo deflated. Slade as a witness was pretty much a sealed deal. Then he got an idea.
"I'll do it again! I'll do it again and Slade- Slade will be my witness." he clamped a hand on the man's shoulder, and Slade gave it a look like it was a stinking disease ridden dish-rag. Not that Mumbo noticed. He should have, since Slade wasn't wearing a mask either. The law was no problem in this bar; it was a haven for the criminals of Jump City. A dirty, dangerous haven, but they wouldn't have it any other way. And, as Red had told Slade at one time; him drinking from a straw looked rather silly.
"If that will stop your whiny drinking-binges…" the man shrugged off the offending hand.
"Yes! Yes, I will prove it… I have an even better spell now, it is perfect… she will be hopping along… hopping along…" the man seemed to drift off.
"Okay, I gotta see this… I'll set up a distraction. Noon tomorrow at the Main Square?" Red X suggested.
"Yes… yes, hopping along…" Mumbo seemed to sing to himself.
"I'll see you then. Don't disappoint me." Slade warned and donned his mask. "I have some business to attend to."
"Stalking Robin, you mean?" Red X grinned. "You've got a serious crush there, Slade."
"Watch it, or you'll get a serious crush." the man snorted and took off.
Robin had quite enjoyed this Easter before the alarm went off.
"Red X, the square. Titan's go!" he ordered and jumped into the passenger-seat of the T-car. They arrived within minutes, spotted the thief coming out from a jewelry store and then… then things started to go a bit wrong.
The first thing Robin noticed was that Red X was carrying way too much stolen goods. The guy was normally lucky to get away with a single necklace, but he had bags full, there was no way he was going to escape carrying all that. It made Robin suspicious, even though he knew not to underestimate the greediness and stupidity of criminals. While his teem concentrated on the thief, Robin's eyes swirled, and that's when he saw a pale green face in an alley. Suddenly Mumbo Jumbo jumped out, waving his wand, and pointing it at-
"Raven, look out!" Robin threw himself at his team-mate, pushing her out of the way of the spell, only to be hit in the same way by another body a millisecond later. Then the world went very bright.
"Duuude…" Beast Boy whispered and stared at the mess on the street.
"Man…" his metal friend seconded.
"What did you do?!" Raven hissed at Mumbo, holding him in a firm grip of black energy. The man looked rather pale.
"I… I … bunnies… pretty little bunnies…" Mumbo stuttered.
"Yes, well… Robin's pretty… don't know about Slade." Raven said.
"That's Slade?! But he jumped out in front of Robin!" Cyborg shouted, looking down at the white-haired man sprawled half on top over the Titan's leader.
"Oh, that's Slade all right. I'd recognize his aura anywhere." Raven claimed.
"You gave Slade bunny-ears!" Beast Boy laughed. "I think you can be an honorary Titan for this!"
"I do not think that our Robin will agree with that statement." Starfire said worriedly.
"Well, he's asleep, right?" Beast Boy grinned. "He's okay, isn't he?" he asked Starfire, who was kneeling by their leader's side. The alien nodded.
"His braagl is giving sufficient gloops."
"Err… maybe someone who is human should… I mean, I don't know if our braagl's are supposed to gloop..." Cyborg said, and checked his scanners. "They are both fine, just knocked out."
"Are we to be joyful they look appropriate for the season, and will they be required to bring us eggs?" Starfire asked curiously.
Red X, who had been staring at the scene, grinned and slipped away without anyone noticing. He would have a spectacular Easter, but, for the rest of his life, he would regret not sticking around for a bit longer.
Things had not gone as planned for poor Slade. He had dressed in civilian clothes as he was just going to be a witness and wanted to be able to disappear in the crowd when Robin started kicking Mumbo's ass. Hiding in an alley opposite to Mumbo's, he had a great view, and he knew Robin had spotted Mumbo immediately, by the way the teen tensed. What happened next was a no-brainer. The gorgeous, but insanely stupid, young man had thrown himself in front of Raven, and Slade had somehow decided that he couldn't let that happen. He had not been subtly flirting with the teen for months to have him turn into a bunny… especially since Robin had started to flirt back.
Robin woke up with a headache and a strange craving for carrots. He forgot all about it, however, when he felt the most heavenly scent. He opened his eyes and started to sit up when he came nose to nose with an unknown man. An unknown stunning man. Robin's ears twitched and then stood straight up.
"Hi."
"Hi." the man answered, his own ears flickering cutely.
"What the heck are they doing?" Beast Boy wondered after a while. They had expected a fight, or some panic, or both, but even when Raven managed to tell Robin that the man in front of him was Slade, the teen only nodded happily and the couple continued with their strange behavior. The whole scene was strange, to be perfectly frank.
Robin, looking normal apart from the long black rabbit-ears on the top of his head, was turning around, a black and very fluffy tail, which had ripped a hole through his tights, twitching. Slade, on the other hand, with white ears and tail, was circling him. Robin kept turning so he faced the man, but also kept smiling in a rather inane way.
"Don't know, man… guess they are going to fight, right?" Cyborg shrugged.
None of the Titans really moved; it was too fascinating just to watch.
"Now?" Slade suddenly said.
"Now!" Robin nodded.
"Where?"
"In here! Hurry!" Robin gasped, and threw the backseat door of the T-car open, before throwing himself inside, with Slade in hot pursuit.
"What- what are they- no? NO! NOT IN MY CAR!" Cyborg screamed. Beast Boy had to hold him back while Raven put up a black shield around the vehicle for privacy.
"Raven? Please forgive my rudeness in asking, but were you not holding Mumbo?" Starfire asked carefully.
"Damn!" Raven swore and the shield wavered, enough for them to see a lot of things they didn't want to.
"Put it up! Put it up! Don't mind the guy, we'll get him later!" Cyborg groaned.
"Sorry, I must have lost him when they… when they…" Raven didn't know how to finish that sentence.
"Went at it like bunnies?" Beast Boy supplied, looking both sick and intrigued at the same time.
"What is it our leader and our enemy is doing?" Starfire asked curiously. "And why can we not watch?"
"Because we can't!" Raven snapped. She was being distracted not by Starfire, but by the fact that the shield might cover the car, but it sure as hell wasn't sound-proof.
After the sound died down, Raven lowered the shield slightly, revealing Robin and Slade tightly entangled in the back seat, obviously sleeping.
"So… err… what do we do now?" Beast Boy asked.
"We have to get Robin home." Raven stated. "But the problem is… I think we have to take Slade with us."
"What? No way!" the changeling exclaimed.
"Do you want to go in there and separate them? Be my guest. And I don't think Slade will be very happy about it. Robin neither, judging by the look on his face."
"Okay, so how do we get them back to the Tower?" Cyborg asked. The rest of the team turned to look at him.
"Well, they are already in the car…" Raven said dryly and arched an eyebrow.
"Yes, so let's get them out and- no. No way." Cyborg held up his hands. "I'm not taking them back!"
"Sweet! I'll get to drive!" Beast Boy yelled and pumped his fist in the air.
Cyborg sighed. He had to choose the least of two evils, and the little green squirt would never sully the wheel of his baby.
"Fine. I'll do it. You go on ahead and prepare the… check the… Hell, I have no idea! Buy some salad or something!"
Cyborg pulled into the garage half an hour later.
"Would took you so long?" Raven asked, clearly worried.
"They woke up. Twice. Excuse me, I need a shower."
"But… what about your electri-" Beast Boy started.
"I. DON'T. CARE."
Robin woke up as Slade was rubbing his cheek all over him, which was nice. He looked up and saw the worried faces of his team-mates outside. He grinned at them and waved.
"Err… Robin? Would you… come out?" Raven asked.
"Think he's already done that…" Beast Boy muttered.
"We have the head of the lettuce!" Starfire chirped and waved it in the air. Robin's ears pricked up from their drowsy drooping state.
Robin climbed out of the car, closely followed by Slade, and snatched a few leaves from Starfire's hand.
"Mmm… this is good stuff…" he said between bites. "No! Mine!" he hissed at Slade as the man reached out for a taste. The man's ears drooped and Starfire took pity on him.
"Slade may also partake of the meal." she said sternly and handed the man his share. "Don't be a bad bunny, Robin."
Robin looked slightly ashamed of himself, but before anything else could happen, Raven took charge.
"Okay, we are going to the living room everybody. March!" she pointed to the elevator. Slade and Robin didn't look impressed. They were looking around, their noses, although they still looked human, twitching. Robin scraped a bit at the concrete floor with his foot as if checking if he could dig it.
"All right. Plan B. Beast Boy?" Raven said tiredly. "On my command." she quickly put up black energy screens which created an aisle leading directly into the elevator. "Now!" she said, and something behind the bunnies growled.
Slade and Robin twisted around to be faced with a large fox. Slade stamped on the floor loudly a couple of times and then took off, herding Robin in front of him, straight into the elevator.
"That would be funny if it wasn't so sad…" Beast Boy grinned as he turned back, and they quickly followed the fluffy tails.
The ride up was nervous, especially since Slade and Robin kept looking around, and Slade now and then stamped on the floor for some reason.
"It's a warning-behavior." Raven said. "I've read a lot about rabbits. Always wanted one as a child…" She added and eyed the two resident ones in a calculating way.
"I just want to know one thing…" Beast Boy said. "Who is going to tell Slade that his fly is open?"
"Who is going to close it?" Raven smirked back. "I hope our dear leader forgives me, but none of them seem to be very blessed in the brain-department."
"Hey!" Robin spoke up, and Slade frowned.
"Well, can you behave while we catch Mumbo and get him to reverse this?" Raven asked.
"Do you have more lettuce?" Robin frowned.
"Is that a yes?" Raven wondered, confused.
"I don't know! My teeth itches, I want to dig a hole and I want my damn lettuce!" Robin snarled, a sound which didn't sound very scary, even with his long ears folding back.
"Wanna…?" Slade suggested.
"Maaaybe." Robin grinned and turned towards him.
"Wanna…?" Slade asked again, and came closer, trying to come up behind Robin.
"Maaaybe." Robin answered and turned to face him again.
Soon they were doing the weird circle-dance in the cramped elevator, and Raven had to separate them by force, to stop them from going any further. Exhausted from using her magic so much, she couldn't hold them once the doors opened, however, and she just let them go. The pair jumped out and 'maybe' soon turned to a resounding 'yes'. Or actually…
"Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!"
"Oh, damn, I will never be able to sit in that sofa again…" Beast Boy groaned.
"We definitely have to replace it." Raven nodded.
Robin loved the way Slade's cock pounded into him with incredible speed. His tail had ripped his tights, and, since he wasn't wearing underwear, it was just… very convenient. Something told him he should be glad he had a long enough cape.
Somewhere in the back of his mind, he thought it ought to hurt to be used like this, but it didn't. The man was strangely slick, and Robin wanting it so much probably helped. The teen didn't even mind that his friends were there. It was kinda nice, actually, to have them close by. Nothing wrong with having the family gathered together, it was safer that way. More people on the outlook for hawks.
Robin frowned. Hawks? Yes… well… dangerous, weren't they?
Slade withdrew from Robin and they both flopped down on the sofa to catch their breaths. The man was a bit confused, because even though there were moments of clarity; he knew, for example, that he was in the Titan's Tower, and he was very well aware of whom he was fucking, other things confused him. Like fear. He hadn't been afraid in a very long time, but he definitely remembered being that just a while ago. As of why, he wasn't quite sure. He glanced up towards the ceiling and then looked around, before starting nibbling on the tip of Robin's ear.
"Wanna…?"
"Maaaybe."
"Oh, my god, they are going at it again!" Beast Boy wailed. "Why are we even standing here?!"
The rest of the group had taken refuge in the kitchen-area, but, since the whole floor was open-plan, it didn't help much.
"Well, we… have to keep an eye on them, right?" Raven mumbled.
"I say just drop them off at the pound…" Beast Boy muttered. "Or at least lock them up somewhere."
"But what if the spell wears off? Robin would be locked up with Slade. Alone." Raven insisted.
"I don't think he would mind." the green teen shrugged, but then winced when the magic-user gave him a look. "Okay, okay… We'll keep an eye on them, then… But I think it's his turn." he said and pointed to the door where Cyborg had shown up, still dripping, but apparently working.
Robin and Slade had settled down once more, and Cyborg crept into the room nervously.
"Any… any plans?" he whispered.
"I want our friend back!" Starfire exclaimed.
"Shhh! For god's sake don't rouse them!" Cyborg hushed. "Of course we'll get him back! We… just have to find Mumbo, right?"
"Mumbo has just realized that he has turned Slade into a bunny… do you think he wants to be found?" Raven asked flatly.
"We do have to try, do we not?" Starfire asked. "I, Raven and BB might go out to look, perhaps, since we can do the flying, yes?"
"Don't like that idea." Cyborg, who noticed that his name had been left out, muttered sullenly.
"Good idea, Star." Raven encouraged the red-head, giving Cyborg a glare. "I have something I need to check out, though. I've read about magical shape-shifters who have sometimes been trapped mentally in the wrong shape. I think I might be able to help at least with that part."
"Good." Cyborg said dryly. "Because Robin has just started chewing on the TV-cable."
Robin was carefully exploring the vast room when Slade stamped, causing both of them to dive for cover in the nest he had built out of the couch-cushions. When it turned out that Slade had only seen a seagull pass by outside the window, however, they both returned to exploring. They made many great discoveries, like the plate of peeled carrots, and the fact that one of the potted plants was large enough to dig in. Between these adventures there was of course a lot of 'Wanna?-Maybe.' going on.
"I do not understand why Robin's answer is maybe when he clearly will not say no." Starfire asked the room in general.
"Perhaps he just don't want to seem too slutty or something." Cyborg shrugged.
"It's a rabbit mating-ritual, the male, or buck, circles the female until she decides it's time. It's rather interesting that they can be at it for fifteen minutes one time and then only a few seconds the next." Raven stated.
"What are you doing here? Back to your books!" Cyborg ordered, sounding and looking like he had been tortured for days.
"I'm just getting some tea! I've been at it for hours!" Raven objected.
"Well, so have they!" the metal teen claimed, gesturing to a lewdly moving pile of pillows.
"Star and BB are already back, and you are not yelling at them!" Raven pointed out. "Did you find anything?"
"Friend, we come bearing bad news. We have been unsuccessful in finding the cur."
"We've put the word out, though. A hefty reward. I don't think Robin will mind." Beast Boy told them. "How about you, Rae? Any progress?"
"Well, yes. I think so… but it is very tricky… I'm afraid it might make it worse."
"Well… try it on Slade first then!" Beast-boy grinned.
"Yeah? Well, what if it does work?" Cyborg asked. "Do you want to deal with a very angry Slade while Robin hides behind the sofa, chewing carrots?"
"Err… no?" Beast Boy decided.
"Well, me neither."
"I might be able to hold him while he calms down." Raven said doubtfully. "But I have to do the spell on both of them simultaneously, since they were hit at the same time."
"Can you do it before any of them needs to go to the bathroom?" Cyborg pleaded. "Because I remember that rabbits often eat their own-"
"I'll hurry!" Raven promised, dropped her tea and rushed away.
Beast Boy glanced over at Slade and Robin, who had emerged from their nest again, and startled.
"Oh, god, Slade's junk is hanging out…"
"Make yourself decent! There's a lady present!" Cyborg called to the man, who shrugged and tucked himself in.
"That was the junk?" Starfire asked curiously. "So that is why Cyborg goes to the junk yard?"
"No! No… not… not the same thing." Cyborg stuttered while Beast Boy grinned.
"I have an additional question as well, please?" Starfire asked, her eyes shining.
"God, no…" Cyborg whispered. Then, in a slightly louder voice he asked, "What?"
"The front of Robin's pants seems unusually damp. Why is that? He has not gone to the bathroom, has he?"
Cyborg, who was the oldest in the group, and more or less in charge when Robin wasn't present, or, like now, in bunny-mode, felt he had an obligation to explain. He didn't want to, though.
"Well, Star… you know when you are sad, your cry, right?"
"Robin is sad between his legs?" the alien exclaimed.
"No… no… quite… the opposite." the older teen groaned. "Err… you know how you can cry from happiness?"
"I do." the girl nodded.
"Well… guys can… when they are really, really happy, well… things get wet."
"Oh? OH! That is just like when I get-"
"Yes! Yes, probably! Don't wanna hear it!" Cyborg cut her off. "Raven! Thank god you're back! Please tell me you can fix this so I can go erase this day from my hard-drive?"
"I think so. At least it should make them more… themselves."
"Good! Can you start right now?"
"Errr… I think we should wait until they've finished." Beast Boy suggested.
"I'm surprised they are still alive…" Cyborg muttered. "It shouldn't be humanly possible to go on like that."
"It's not… but it's rabbitly possible!" Beast Boy snickered.
"Ever turned into one, BB?" Raven smirked, making the young male blush.
"Hey, I- Oh, look! They finished! Hurry before they start aga- too late."
"Okay, get some more carrots to distract them with!" Raven said. "As soon as they… err… break apart, give them one each and get out of the way."
Robin frowned as he nibbled on his carrot. There was something he ought to remember…
"Mumbo! Raven look ou- oh." Robin found himself in the Tower. "What happened?"
"I second that question…" someone muttered beside him. Robin turned his head that way.
"Slade?!" He, somehow, remembered Raven's claim that the man in front of him was actually Jump's most feared criminal. "Oh, god you have sexy ears."
"You should see your tail…" the man leered, and Robin glanced over his shoulder.
"Oh… yeah… pretty…" he smiled.
"I am most confused. Did the spell not work?" Starfire asked.
"What spell?" Robin asked back. "How did we get here? What happened? And why am I eating a carrot?" he added, and took a few more bites.
The Titans hurriedly filled them in, making Slade growl.
"I'm going to kill that green little… no, not you, kid; Mumbo."
"We have to find him first." Robin said, surprisingly in a rather encouraging way. "Anyway, I don't think we need to kill him, we just do what we did last time; break his wand."
"I agree." Slade nodded. "It will probably make him easier to kill."
"You are very bloodthirsty for a bunny." Raven deadpanned.
"Yes, well, enough wasting time." Robin said. "Why have we been sitting around here for anyway? His tracks are getting cold!"
"You… don't remember?" Cyborg asked.
"What?" Robin frowned again. Then his eyes got bigger by the second.
"I think it's coming back to him." Raven smirked.
"We… and the car… and… oh god." Robin felt faint.
"Yes, it was rather good, wasn't it?" Slade grinned.
"It was absolutely amazing, but in front of my friends?!" Robin groaned.
"Yes, well, we got used to it." Beast Boy shrugged. "But you will be paying for shrink-sessions for the rest of our lives."
"Fair enough." Robin muttered. "I'll be glued to a couch myself."
"Mmm… opportunity…" Slade purred.
"Hey!" Robin spun around to face the man. "You are not to… to… oh, for fuck' sake you're too hot to look at." the teen moaned and pulled the man's head down for a kiss.
"Well, that's new." Cyborg said dryly.
"I liked it better when they just skipped the foreplay. At least it was over quickly." Beast Boy groaned.
To break the couple up before it got any uglier than a kiss and some serious groping, Raven let a coffee-mug explode over their heads. The pair flew apart and stared wildly around.
"Sorry. My bad." the magic user said.
"Oh. Okay." Robin sighed, putting a hand to his heart. "Slade, why did you stamp on the floor?"
"I have no idea." The man confessed. "Seemed like the right thing to do."
"Back to work!" Raven clapped her hands, making the bunnies jump slightly again. "Cyborg, bring a map of the city up on the screen, please."
As soon as the map was shown, Raven got Starfire and Beast Boy to tell them where they had searched and what clues they had found.
"Well, it seemed he ran for almost seven blocks, in blind panic, probably. I could follow his scent and we found a piece of his cape stuck on a fence here." Beast Boy pointed. "When he got this far, I think he came back to his senses, because I got a nose full of pepper when I tried to follow the trail."
"I saw very little else." Starfire said. "I spoke to numerous lovely citizens, but not one of them had seen a thing. Often they told me so before I had the opportunity to ask. They were most helpful."
"Yes, well, it's that kind of neighborhood." Robin mumbled around his carrot.
"Slade? " Raven asked. "You know this place, don't you? Where is he likely to hide? Slade? …Slade? Robin! For god's sake, Slade can't concentrate unless you stop pleasuring that carrot! Just eat the damn thing!"
"Oh. Sorry." Robin blushed and bit it in half, making Slade wince and come back to reality.
"What? Oh, yes. I… I think I have an idea." the man said as he studied the map.
"Good, let's go!" Robin said eagerly.
"Err… you might want to change your costume first and… take a shower?" Cyborg suggested.
"What? Oh." Robin looked down. "Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that."
"I'll help." Slade offered. "By the way… you wanna…?"
"Mayb- Slade!"
"Habit. Sorry."
"Just get it over with before you change!" Beast Boy, surprising the group with his practicality, shouted after them.
After an inappropriately long time, the couple returned, Robin in a fresh uniform with a newly made, small, hole for his tail. Slade had apparently showered as well, as his hair was damp, but no one wanted to ask about that. Robin was busy trying to dry his tail with a towel at the moment.
"I just can't get it fluffy enough." he complained.
"It's absolutely perfect." Slade said, and he sounded strangely sincere.
The tail in question twitched happily and Robin let the towel fall to the floor, before looking up at his team.
"What are you staring at? Titan's GO! Oh, and Slade too."
"Oh? You wan-"
"No, he doesn't!" Cyborg yelled. "Raven, put a screen between them, please! I'll never get the stains out from the backseat…"
"Maybe we should stop on the way and pick up giant transport-cages?" Beast Boy suggested.
"Maybe you should just shut up and go!" Robin barked, silently cursing Cyborg for interrupting his fun.
"Are you sure you're fine with doing this without your mask?" Robin asked Slade as they gathered at the outskirts of the rather dingy neighborhood they thought Mumbo might be hiding in.
"Couldn't fit these ears into my mask anyway." The man shrugged.
"Yeah I guess- watch out!" Robin threw himself at Slade, and then stared up at the sky. "Oh. False alarm. Only a plane. You can stop stamping."
"Why the hell do I keep doing that!?" Slade growled.
"A bit jumpy, Robin?" Raven asked.
"…jumpy…" Cyborg snickered.
"Dudes? Some focus on the mission, please? Lord, I never thought I would be telling you that…" Beast Boy muttered.
"Sorry. Okay. Let's see…" Robin started. "Beast-boy, turn into a blood-hound and see if you can pick up the trail agaa- EEEEP!"
"Turn back, BB, seems the bunnies can't handle a dog." Raven said dryly.
Indeed, Slade and Robin were pressed closely together and completely still, eyes wide.
Beast Boy resumed his normal, less threatening, shape, and smirked as the pair relaxed, looking around in puzzlement.
"Awww…. the bunnies were scared of a little doggie?" he snickered.
Robin's ears moved in a way reminiscent of a rude gesture, and he crossed his arms, clearly sulking.
"Okay, so that plan's not gonna work." Cyborg sighed.
"I think I know which building he's in; it's an abandoned one, best place to hide around here." Slade said. "I suggest you spread out and surround it, and then I'll go in."
"I'll go with you." Robin declared.
"Is that a wise thing? What if Slade desires to put his junk inside you?" Starfire asked.
"His-? Oh, god." Robin mumbled, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Oh, I am not down talking of Slade's junk, it was very impressive." Starfire tried to explain. "Your behavior is easily understandable, but, forgive me, not practical in this instance, yes?"
"I do have some self control!" Robin objected.
"When why are you petting Slade's tail?" Raven asked.
"What? Oh… but its so soooft!" Robin defended himself, his ears drooping.
"Okay, maybe they will shock the guy and he'll be no trouble catching…" Cyborg suggested. "Let's go."
They soon made it to the building, despite a detour to an alley and a local store's vegetable stand, and they spread out as Slade had suggested. Robin and Slade sniffed the air.
"I can smell him. He's right inside." Robin whispered.
"Yes. Ready?" Slade asked.
"Maaaaybe."
"I meant to take him down… but…?"
"Oh! Okay… Errr… Mumbo first?"
"Let's make it quick then."
Robin and Slade crashed through the door, making a crouching figure in the darkness inside yell out and get to his feet. As Mumbo stood up, Slade's foot swiped his top-hat off his head, and Robin's foot crashed into the hand holding his wand, making him drop it. The magician tried to run, and his legs were moving wildly for several moments before he realized that he was being held up in the air by his neck.
"You are dead, Mumbo!" Slade growled.
"Wait! Let's ask him about the wand first." Robin suggested. "Will breaking the wand break the spell?"
Mumbo only stared and whimpered, before deciding that this was too much, and passing out.
"Damn." Slade swore and threw the limp man on the floor.
"We heard noises… and fighting noises for once." Raven said as she floated through a wall.
"Yahooo! You got him!" Beast Boy yelled, jumping through a window.
"Yeah. Take him away before Slade kills him." Robin grinned. "Or I do." he added.
The team happily obliged and left Slade and Robin alone in the room.
"So, you think it's going to work then?" Slade said, staring at the wand Robin was holding.
"Yup. Pretty sure. And if it doesn't, we can always ask him some questions. Nicely. See why it was a good idea not to kill him?" the teen said, gripping the stick firmly in each hand.
"Wait!" Slade said, stopping Robin. "You know… if it's going to work anyway, we could… just as well wait a bit…?
"What? Why would we…? Oh…"
"Wanna…?"
"Maaaybe."
"Wanna…?"
"Maaaybe."
"Wanna…?"
"Maaaybe."
The homeless man who had taken refuge on the second floor was woken up a few minutes later. After he peeked downstairs he swore off alcohol forever.
The -furry- End
A/N: If anyone is on Easter holiday and has nothing more productive to do, I would LOVE a pic of bunny-Slade and bunny-Robin… Would anyone else? ;)
Oh, and I am WELL aware that Slade would NEVER say 'wanna', but Bunny-Slade would. Just buy that, please?