A/N: Here's a drabble for you! Terms-universe! Do not eat while reading this.
A Very Special Date
Slade was at his computer when Robin came into the small lab.
"I… I need to talk to you." the teen said hesitantly.
"And you decided to do that by straddling my lap?" Slade smirked up at his young husband.
"Well, yes, it's usually the best way to make you listen." Robin grinned, before his face turned grave. "Slade, this is serious."
"What is it?" The man immediately tensed.
"Well… lately it's like… some of the excitement has disappeared, you know…? Remember when we used to fuck on that church-roof? Red and Speedy do these crazy things all the time, but we… well…"
"Didn't we try the ball-pit at McDonalds last night? I admit, it's not as classy, but-"
"Yeah, yeah, but still! I want something more, something… new…"
"Like what?"
"Well... have you ever thought about scat?"
Slade was silent for a moment.
"Robin, I love you, but no."
"Oh, come on, it's so dirty, and I'd love it if you would squat over my stomach and-"
"Robin!" Slade looked rather nauseous.
"And then I want you to take me into the bathroom, tie my hands behind my back, force me down on my knees and piss in my mouth…" Robin whispered, and started grinding into the man below him. "And make me swallow… Shhh!" Robin quickly placed a finger on Slade's lips as the man was trying to say something. "I'm not done. Then I want to fuck you. Hard. I want you bent over every surface of this building… and, speaking about that, I've looked something up on the internet for you. It's this procedure where you take fat from elsewhere on the body and inject it into the penis to make it fatter… and seriously, you're just not big enough for me anymore."
"R-robin…?"
"And Slade?" Robin added sternly.
"Yes?"
"Happy April Fools' Day!"
A/N: you so had it coming… ;)