A/N: a short little silly sequel to "Hop-hop-hop" because I just couldn't help myself. I apologize in advance.

Beach Bunnies

"What do you mean you're not going to change back?" Raven screamed. Actually screamed. It was scary, and Robin shrunk back while Slade was stomping on the floor like a deranged one-legged tap-dancer.

"We-we're not saying we won't EVER!" Robin tried to explain. "It's just that we wanna take a little break…"

"So far you haven't taken one even for a few minutes…" Cyborg muttered.

Slade and Robin had arrived back at the Tower an hour after the rest of the group, and still sported long rabbit ears and fluffy tails.

"My leader wants to take a bunny-break. Great." Beast Boy groaned.

"This is so you can continue the shameless amount of the sofa-sex, is it not?" Starfire asked, actually frowning a bit. "I did not mind the watching, but are you not in obligation to fighting the men of evil?"

"Yeah, fucking them doesn't count… maybe if you were on top, but... well... you're a very happy bottom, aren't you?" Cyborg sighed.

"Yes!" Robin chirped, his tail twitching. "Hey, Slade… wanna…?"

"Isn't that my line?" the man smirked.

"Just shut up, the both of you!" Raven snarled.

"Raven, you are not sounding like our friend." Starfire sounded worried. "The matters are grave, I agree, but why does your eyes shine white?"

Raven took a deep breath.

"Well, they… like you say, we can't fight crime like this and… and… okay, here goes… I really hate bunnies, okay?"

"But… you said you wanted one as a kid?" Beast Boy objected, carefully scratching out 'bunny-shape' from his 'charm Raven' repertoire.

"Yes, and once I saved up for it, I went to the pet shop and one of the little fur-balls bit me…" Raven growled. " And then Mumbo turned me into one…I thought I could handle this, I really did, but… you just have to change back right now! Where's the wand?"

"Not gonna tell you." Robin muttered sullenly. "We hid it."

"Not very well, it's in your front pocket." Beast Boy smirked.

"Err... BB? That's not his wand… well… it's not Mumbo's wand…" Cyborg hissed.

"What? Oh… Err... Robin, dude, you're hung!"

"Oh, that's nothing, you should see Slade!" Robin said merrily and pulled the man's zipper down.

"No! Really! Been there, done that!" the boys yelled, while the girls, even Raven, perked up a little.

"Does anyone else feel like raiding a vegetable garden, or is it just me?" Slade asked out of the blue, looking around with an air of eagerness.

"No raiding, Slade!" Robin scolded the man.

"If I can't raid, I'll ravage." The man smirked and pulled Robin closer. "Now… what should I bend you over…?"

"Sto-" Raven tried again, but this time Slade gave her a glare.

"I'm getting too horny for you to scare me, little miss. Get out of the way, or get down on all fours and make yourself useful. I'm bending Robin over something; might as well be you."

Raven, completely red in the face by now, pointed to the corridor leading away from the main room.

"Just go to Robin's bedroom!"

"A bedroom? For sex? What a novel idea." Slade grinned and ushered Robin that way.

"Yeah, we can even use the bed this time, and not just the shower… and the desk… and the wardrobe… and the wall next to it… and the other wall… and the…" Robin's voice died away at the pair rounded the corner, leaving the rest or the Titans to glance uncertainly at each other.

"Oh, why did you have them enter the bedroom? Now we can not do the watching!" Starfire complained.

"So… what do we do now?" Cyborg asked.

"We could… always watch TV?" Beast Boy suggested.

"Like what?" Raven snorted. "Animal Planet?" The team looked at each other again and then, as one, dove for the remote.

"Wait…" Raven said after a few minutes of zapping. "There's something we've forgotten."

"Yes, forgive me, but was this furniture not to be incinerated?" Starfire asked and gestured to the sofa they were all sprawled on.

"EWWW!" Beast Boy yelled and jumped up. "Oh, god, I'm all sticky, I'm all sticky!"

"That's the soy ice cream you spilled on it yesterday." Cyborg said dryly. "Didn't I tell you to clean that up?"

"Are.. .are you sure?" the green teen said and sniffed his fingers.

"Pretty sure. Why don't you taste it and find out"? his metal friend grinned.

"Why don't I smear you face with it?" Beast Boy yelled and attacked.

"Yes, this is healthy…" Raven sighed. "Boys! Stop playing with the cum or the ice-cream or whatever. If you do it should be you own. And preferably fresh."

"Are you speaking about the ice cream or the bunny-cream?" Starfire asked.

"Err… both, I guess." Raven shrugged. "Really guys, that's getting creepy. Get off the couch so Star can throw it out."

After getting rid of the contaminated thing and replacing it with an exact copy from a store which, for some obscure reason, only sold enormous half-circular black couches, the team took a break. So, apparently, did Slade and Robin, as they came into the kitchen a moment later, looking for carrots and water.

"Guys, come over here, we need to talk about this." Cyborg called them.

The bunnies, looking slightly scruffy, agreed.

"No sex-maniacs on the couch, it's new." Beast Boy informed them and pointed to the floor.

Slade gave him a cold glare and sprawled on the couch with Robin half on top of him.

"We're not dogs. We don't have to listen." The man explained with a smirk.

Raven, haven gotten herself mentally balanced once more, sighed.

"Yes, well… About not changing back… Robin, you said you needed a break?"

"Yeah, well… I'm always your leader, always serious, always hard working… I love that, but this is… this is nice! I'm not saying I won't turn back, just… not right now. Just.. give me one more day or so, okay?

"If this is because you're horny…" Cy said, and then glanced at the others. "Well, if you and Slade hooked up after this, we could… look the other way, right? Once in a while?"

"We can't sleep around after this!" Robin snorted. "He's a villain! How would that look?"

"You've already given us a pretty good idea…" Beast Boy muttered.

"Slade is a bad man now as well, is he not?" Starfire looked confused, but no one noticed since that wasn't exactly rare.

"I did try to work on a blueprint for a carrot-magnet to steal the city's supplies…" Slade started, looking smug.

"Yeah, and then you started to nibble on the corner, and when I saw you, you had practically eaten the whole thing." Robin smirked.

"The word 'carrot' made me hungry…" Slade's ears hung sullenly.

"I see. Slade's bad guy-ness has decreased." Starfire nodded.

"Yeah, but unfortunately so has Robin's 'hero-ness'…" Cyborg cut in. "You can't fight like this, man! You'll crap yourself if Raven turns into her bird-shape! And BB is a one-man heart-attack inducer… we'll kill you and we're the good guys! What if Red X waves a carrot in front of your face?"

"You think he would?" Robin asked hopefully. "He's such a nice guy."

"You'll stick with my carrot, or I'll send you to a fur-farm." Slade growled.

"Yours is the best." Robin nodded and petted Slade's ears calmingly.

"Damn right it is." The man muttered, but seemed to be in a better mood.

"Please focus!" Raven groaned. "Robin, we can't let you out like this!"

"Fine with me, We'll stay in his room. Mostly." Slade promised.

"Everyone will wonder what happened to him if we go out there without Robin. All the villains will think that this is their great chance." Raven said.

"So… what do we do? Should we just stop saving the city for a while until Robin gets his head out of his ass? Or Slade's head… whatever…" Cyborg asked, frustrated.

"Dudes, come on! We've been working day and night for months now, we need some time off too!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

The team looked at each other. It was true. They had been running ragged, the tough hours apparently even getting to their leader.

"Yes, but… Could we?" Starfire asked, a little bit of hope in her voice.

"A day or two, sure… I mean, we'll tell the cops and the mayor and they can call us If there's some sort of disaster… we don't have to go away… just… the beach or something…" Cyborg said, quickly warming up to the idea.

"Yes!" Robin exclaimed, making the others, and Slade, jump. "Sand!"

"Sand?" Raven asked.

"Yes! I wanna dig a hole!"

"Funny… I want to drill a hole…" Slade smirked. "Wanna…?"

"Maaaaybe…" Robin smiled.

"Seems the team-meeting is over." Cyborg sighed.

"Get off the couch!" Raven growled at the rabbits. When they didn't listen, as rabbits are prone not to do, she gave them a glimpse of her bird-shadow, and, in a flash, the long-eared couple was behind the couch, Slade stomping furiously.

"Is it just me, or have the two of them reverted slightly?" Cyborg asked.

"Yes." Robin agreed from out of sight.

"Is' reverted' a new word for the fucking? Because then please do explain the 'slightly'." Starfire said.

"No, as in… becoming more like they were before… more in 'bunny-mode'." The metal teen explained.

"I think they are capable of thought now, they just mostly choose not to." Raven said darkly.

"Yeah." Robin agreed.

"Well, whatever, man… I'll go call the mayor."

"Yes, do that." Robin said.

"Right. I be-"

"Hurry!" his leader commanded.

"Hey, I'm on my w-"

"Faster!"

"What the hell, man?"

"God, yes!"

"Err… what?" Cyborg said.

"Cy, he hasn't been talking with you this whole time." Beast Boy snickered. "And I wouldn't look behind the sofa if I were you."

The next morning the Titan's went to the beach for a one-day holiday. Robin was soon bent over at his waist, not an uncommon position for him nowadays, but the strange thing was that Slade wasn't behind him. Instead a steady shower of sand cascaded from between his legs, as the Titan's leader was digging to his happy little bunny-heart's content.

"It's amazing really… think we can use that in battle?" Cyborg asked.

"Sure. If we ever fight criminals on the beach or in the desert." Raven, with a four-digit sun-block on, muttered from under a parasol.

Starfire was happily building a sand-castle from the pile of sand Robin had already dug up, and Slade were off to the side, spitting.

"What happened to the bad bunny?" Beast Boy, coming back ladled with snacks, asked.

"He saw some seaweed and thought it was lettuce." Cyborg grinned. He would treasure the look on the man's face forever.

"Got you some carrot-juice!" the changeling offered, immediately finding himself on the big rabbit's 'best friend'-list.

"Do look at Robin!" Starfire exclaimed. "My friend, you are most prominent at the digging!"

Indeed, only the teen's ears were visible now.

"Danger!" Slade then exclaimed, and stamped the sand, as a flock of seagulls flew overhead.

"Hurry! Come in my hole!" Robin cried out.

As one, the Titan's heads turned to Slade, who just shrugged and smirked.

"No. Too easy. Not going to say anything." After thinking things through a bit, he added. "I am going to do it, though."

The man squirmed himself in with a very proud digger.

"What's the matter, Slade?" Cyborg teased. "Is Robin's hole too tight for you?" The teen slapped a hand over his mouth. "Oh, my god, it's contagious!" he groaned from behind it.

Soon none of the bunnies were visible and, on occasion, an even bigger stream of sand was thrown out of the opening. Raven looked on worriedly.

"We better refill that before we leave, or the whole beach will be undermined." she said.

"No worries, I'll just do that in T-rex-shape." Beast Boy shrugged and started towards the opening to peer down into it. "It's not like he'll be able to dig a really-"

The Titan's blinked as their green friend suddenly disappeared.

A second later a very traumatized chipmunk scrambled up from the sand and then morphed into the hero's more human shape.

"Come on, BB, with everything we've seen, how can you possibly still get shocked?" Cyborg asked.

"I fell right on top of them!" Beast Boy whimpered.

The rest of the Titans then decided to camp out a bit further down the beach. No reason.

Robin's head, ears flat against his head, popped up from the new hole his friend had created.

"Hey! Way to destroy the living room ceiling!" he growled.

"Living room? How big is this burrow?" Raven asked.

"No time to chat, we're digging a gym now." Robin grinned and disappeared again.

"Yes," Slade said, popping up from the original opening, "go fix us a salad in the mean time."

Raven rather wished she had one of those big wooden clubs for some reason.

The day progressed with the piles of sand outside the ever increasing entrances growing bigger and bigger, delighting most of the team who made them into amazing sand-castles. The bunnies themselves would only pop up now and then to check out the area or grab a snack. It was a very peaceful and fun day, until, as the sun were starting to descend, there was a loud yowl from underground and then Robin practically shot up from a nearby hole, and threw himself behind his friends.

"Hide me! Don't let him touch me!"

The Titans, instantly in battle-mode, formed a wall in front of their, probably hurt, leader, and as Slade appeared his ears quickly fell as he noticed their looks.

"Why are you hurting our bunny?" Starfire demanded to know.

"I wasn't!" Slade claimed, thumping the ground nervously. "Robin just got some sand in a bad place."

As one, the team turned to look at their leader.

"Yeah, well, it stung!" Robin pouted. "We can't play anymore, Slade!" he told the man sternly, but the team could see by his wavering ears that the teen wasn't happy about it.

"All right. Holiday over." Raven said.

"Yeah, seems we have to make sure that Slade stays off Robin." Cyborg said, clapping his hands. "BB, refill the burrow, make Slade point out every room to you first so you don't miss any. No! Before you transform! Are you crazy? With a T-Rex on the beach we'll end up with two dead rabbits!"

"Ops. Sorry." Beast Boy grinned foolishly. It felt kind of nice, though, he had to admit, for him to be a bit feared for once.

"Robin." Raven said sternly as the changeling and Slade started looking over the undermined beach. "You've had your day of fun, and, apparently, more fun is not to be had right now… what do you say to calling it quits? Go back to normal? Please?"

The leader of the Titans sighed, his shoulders and ears slumping.

"Yeah… yeah, I guess so. It's been great, but…"

"Oh, happiness!" Starfire cooed and caught her long-eared friend in a tight hug. "We are having our Robin back!"

The team, and Slade, was standing in an alley close to the place where they caught Mumbo.

"You hid it behind a dumpster?" Cyborg groaned as Robin retrieved the wand. "What if someone had found it?"

"Yes, well, we, I…. it… seemed like a very clever place…" Robin mumbled, glancing at Slade, who nodded.

"I forgot… you have rabbit-brains…" Cyborg sighed. "It will be so good to have you back, man… break the damn thing."

Robin did.

For a moment nothing happened and then there was a short burst of light, leaving Robin and Slade as their old selves. The ex-bunnies stared at each other for a moment, Robin getting increasingly red in the face.

"Time to go, man, or you'll get a stroke." Cyborg said, grabbing his leader's arm.

"Yeah, and Slade, you better stay low, or we'll tell everyone about the stomping, dude!" Beast Boy grinned. The teen made a rated strangled sound of fear a moment later, however, as the mercenary's single eye shifted to him. Slade was a lot scarier when he couldn't be distracted with carrots.

"I'll… consider it." The man half growled, half purred and seemed to melt into the shadows.

"He'll give us hell soon, won't he?" Beast Boy groaned.

"Probably." Raven muttered.

Robin didn't say anything, he just looked at the shadows a moment longer, before sighing and turning around.

"Soo… guys… any way you will forget these last couple of days, huh?"

"Nope." Beast Boy grinned.

"You gave us black-mailing material for a lifetime, Rob…" Cyborg agreed.

"And nightmares." Raven added.

"Oh, I had the most glorious dream about the junk of Slade last night!" Starfire chirped happily.

The team managed to stop her before she could tell them any details.

After a night of getting very intimate with the shower, Robin went to bed feeling exhausted. A moment later he got up and shook the carrot-crumbs from the sheets and then fell back down on the bed once more.

He was about to fall asleep when there was a knock on the window, a rare occurrence on the tenth floor.

"Slade?" he said, as he cracked the window open, staring at the man in full climbing-gear outside.

"The same." There was a short silence as they eyed each other. "Wanna…?"

"Maaaaybe." Robin grinned and opened the window fully.

The End.

A/N: don't feel you have to review. Really… you should like… take away reviews for all the bad jokes in this… No matter, I mostly wrote this in bed when I was a bit sleepy and at those times you giggle at pretty much everything…

Beach Bunnies