A/N: this idea came from Penneay and I thought it was kinda funny…. Freestanding, PWP, a little silly, perhaps, and no need for pillows to hug… ;)

This will be another quick POV-shifter so buckle up!

Oh, and it's SladinX.

Communicator Tattletale

"Incoming call from Robin, guys!" Cyborg yelled, gathering the rest of the Titans in front of the large screen in the living-room. "What's up?" he added as he answered the call. "Trouble?"

"Hi," Robin answered as he appeared on the screen, "No, everything's quiet, nothing to worry about. I'm just calling to let you know that I'll go off duty for an hour."

"Why, dude? You're not gonna have pizza are ya?" Beast Boy asked jealously.

"No, BB, I promise. I'm going to meditate, so I'm turning the com off, but you can still override it if there's an emergency."

"About that, how's it workin'?" Cyborg asked.

"Just fine, I've been all over town and the signal is strong all over," Robin said. "You did a really good job, Cy. I'm still getting used to the new positions of the buttons, but I think we have a winner. Why don't you start working on new communicators for the others as well?"

"Will do!" the metal teen grinned.

"Great. I'll be back in about one and a half hours… see you!"

The call had barely ended before another one came through.

"It's Robin again…" Cyborg said, frowning. "Hi, man, did you forget something? Robin?" The screen was dark, and the sound coming through sounded a bit muffled.

"Yeah, that's how long the new communicator worked…" Beast Boy grinned.

"Shut up, veggie-brain," the older male snorted.

"Don't fight, friends!" Starfire interrupted them. "Robin! Robin, why are you in the dark?"

"I think he pocket-dialed," Raven said calmly.

"So did you call your little friends?"

The new voice shut all of the Titans up.

"Was… was that… Slade?" Beast Boy hissed.

"Yeah," they heard Robin answer the mercenary. "What a dump this is… you never take me anywhere nice…" their leader's voice was teasing, in a way none of them had heard before.

"Hey kid, at least we take you…" a new voice joined the conversation and the listening Titans startled again.

"R-Red X?" Cyborg gaped.

"Robin! Robin, you are in grave danger! Please flee!" Starfire yelled.

"I don't think he can hear you," Cyborg said grimly.

"I don't think he's in danger," Raven added in the same tone.

"Oh, but he has to be! Those evil, evil people!" the alien cried out, her eyes brimming over with tears.

"Cy, can you raise the volume so he can hear us? Or override it like Robin said?" Raven asked.

"Nope, it's not turned off so I can't put a signal through, and I can't activate the speaker-function either…" the teen said, fingers dancing over the keys. "Besides, it's just a beta-version…"

"Why's the dude meeting them anyway?" Beast Boy asked, looking perplexed.

"Why do I even bother meeting you low-lives?" the Titan leader asked himself, a moment later.

"Because we're just that good?" Red's voice suggested.

"Nah, I think it's because the crime-rate goes down when I do…" Robin chuckled.

"Maybe we should just tie him to the bed and leave him here?" the Titans heard Slade suggest.

"I like the first part…" Red X answered.

"You wouldn't dare…" Robin growled, but his team could hear that he wasn't really angry. He sounded very different when he was angry.

"What the hell is going on here?" Cyborg blinked.

Robin chuckled as Slade pulled him close to kiss him, while Red X used his very nimble fingers to remove his belt, throwing it on the foot of the wide but rather scruffy-looking bed. The whole hotel-room had seen better days, but Robin wasn't as picky as he pretended.

"Oh, you both feel very eager," the black-haired teen grinned as he stood sandwiched between the older males.

"Yes, we're always ready to do a good deed..." the red-headed, green eyed young thief snickered.

"Speak for yourself," Slade snorted.

Robin grinned wider and ran his hands through the man's white hair, who questioned this action by raising an eye-brow.

"You had helmet-hair… or is that mask-hair? Anyway, it's better now."

"I apologize for not grooming," the man said dryly. "I was under the impression that you were more interested in another part of me."

"Groomed there, did ya?" the thief snickered.

"Of course."

"This I gotta see…" Red said and pushed Robin out of the way.

"Hey!" the hero objected. "I wanna see too!"

"Behave, or I'll make you both shave again," the man threatened with a leer.

"No you don't, I itched for weeks!" Robin muttered.

Meanwhile the Titans were staring at the dark screen, mouths open.

"I am… not sure I understand… explain please?" Starfire whispered.

"I'd like some explanations myself…" Raven muttered.

"Come on, dudes, Robin has a plan, right? He's tricked Slade and Red X into a trap, and he's about to… to…"

"Don't continue that thought, please…" Cyborg groaned.

Someone else who groaned was Robin, but for a very different reason.

"I can't believe you can fit all that in your mouth," the thief said, sounding impressed. Robin drew back, smacking his lips.

"Practice makes perfect, Red, and Slade let's me practice as much as I want… "

"Now I'm jealous!"

"Well, come down here then…" Robin grinned. "Practice with me."

"Marvelous idea…" Slade smirked.

"Come on, kid, you know how he gets if we're both all over him… he acts like he's a fucking god. Literally. Ouff!"

"Less talking, brat, more sucking," Slade said, having cuffed the side of the thief's head.

"Yes, listen to your Lord," Robin agreed with a smirk.

"That goes for you too, little hero," Slade reminded him.

"Oh, shut up, or all you'll get is blue balls…" the 'little hero' snorted.

"That's it, over my knee!" the mercenary ordered.

"Like you would eve- Hey! Stop! Don't you- OW! Oh, d-OW!"

"He's hitting our Robin!" Starfire yelled.

The rest of the Titans were very pale and quiet.

"It… doesn't sound like he really minds," Cyborg croaked out after a while.

"Your ass looks very pretty with handprints on it," Red snickered a while later.

"Shut up, klepto," Robin sniffled, embarrassed since his eyes were a little bit wet.

"Why not just take a compliment when you get one, short-stuff?" the thief replied.

"No name-calling, boys. Now kiss and make up," Slade ordered, and the two teens were quite eager to obey.

"Sorry for calling you klepto…" Robin mumbled and sucked on Red's bottom lip.

"Sorry for calling you short-stuff," the thief mumbled back and moved to return the kiss when Robin pushed his head down towards his crotch.

"Hey!" the red-head objected.

"What? I'm very sensitive about my height; it will take more than a kiss on the lips for me to forgive you…" Robin chuckled.

"Oh, crap, I called him 'tiny' just yesterday…" Cyborg muttered, a green tint to his face.

"Mmmm… I like it when you're apologizing… feels like you mean it…" Robin mumbled, eyes closed and his head tilted back.

"Enough. No need to get too sweet," Slade snorted. "Red, get him on the bed."

A shove later, and Robin landed on the mattress with a annoyed grunt.

"You suck at romance, though…" he growled at the redhead, who, smirking, came crawling towards him.

"Nobody's perfect, I guess…." Red X shrugged, until he heard someone clearing his throat behind him. "Except Slade, of course," he added hurriedly, making Robin snort with laughter.

"Come on, Mr. Perfect," the hero said and reached out for the man, pulling him down on the bed as well. "You really have Red whipped, don't you?"

"He's just a faster learner than you," Slade smirked, and the thief went from being insulted to smug in an instant. "You should be more respectful towards him… I think I will have you service us both at once. On your hands and knees, little bird."

Robin pouted a bit, but a quick slap on his bottom had him in position quicker. Both he and Slade knew that he loved to be ordered around, after all.

"Heads or tails?" Red asked.

"Tails…" Slade smirked. "You move around up front. Be a good boy now Robin. I want to see you swallowing his cock all the way down your throat…"

"Are we gonna try the thing we talked about…?" Red X asked the man.

"Yes."

"What th-ooommmpfff?" Robin suddenly had his mouth full.

"Don't you worry your pretty little head about that… now suck…" Slade told him, while Red snickered.

The last parcels of clothing had been dropped long ago, thanks to eagerness and practice, and there was nothing in the way for their little tryst. Slade smirked as he watched Robin's backside wriggle impatiently and pushed the nozzle of a tube of lubricant into the tight, pink entrance.

Robin jumped slightly from the unexpected cold, managing to push Red's cock deep into his throat, which the young man appreciated.

"Oh, god, Slade, whatever the hell you are doing to him, please keep it up…" the redhead said and fisted his hand in the hero's hair.

"Let's see if he likes this," Slade chuckled and squeezed the tube hard, forcing almost all of it into the squirming body in front of him.

"Yeah, he did…"

"He'll like this more…"

"What IS happening, please?" Starfire asked again. "What is that sound? Like a slower clapping of the hands? And there are still sounds of pain! We should-"

"Star? Just… no," Cyborg rasped.

"We should just turn it off, you know," Raven said in the same tone of voice. "BB, stop humping my leg."

"Yeah…" Cy said, both his human and his robotic eye seemingly a bit dazed as he stared at the dark screen.

"I wasn't humping it, I was… scratching…" Beast Boy let a disbelieving world know.

"God, Slade, what-?" Robin's voice echoed through the room.

"-are you doing?"

"Don't you mind. Go back to sucking Red off," the man ordered.

"Not mind! You have your…uuugh… your cock and two fingers up my ass! How couldn't I… mind?"

"Suck or there will be three fingers," Slade threatened.

Robin groaned but obeyed, and soon Red X was throwing his head back.

"So… close…" the thief panted.

"Red! No!" Slade unexpectedly barked, and the teen quickly pulled away from the delicious heat engulfing his length.

Robin looked up at the other teen questioningly, and Red just shrugged.

"Err… I just… feel like watching you two for a while, that's all…" he claimed.

"Really, but you were about to- Slade! WHAT THE HELL!"

"Yes?" the man answered innocently.

"You said only two!"

"As long as you were sucking, yes. Are you sucking Red's cock at the moment, Robin?"

"No, but you told him to back off!" Robin growled, feeling himself quiver against the very big intrusion.

"Children, today's life lesson is A; life isn't fair, and B; if you let people fuck you over, you can't choose how they fuck you over," Slade told them.

"Slade is their father?" Starfire wanted to know.

"NooooOOOOoooOOOoooo!" Beast Boy yelled and then stopped as his team stared or glared at him. "What?" he asked. "No one appreciates a good Star Wars reference anymore…" he muttered under his breath.

"BB? Go back to humping my leg. At least then you don't talk," Raven sighed.

"Glad you… cleared that up… Had no idea…" Robin gasped. He was on his stomach, ass in the air, trying to decide if he loved this or if it hurt. He couldn't.

"I want you riding me," Slade suddenly told him, and Robin chuckled. At this moment the man could just as well had said that he wanted him to make Red cum in the pattern of the American flag; he had no idea how to get from here to there. Slade did, though, and had no trouble throwing his weight around. Or Robin's weight as it turned out.

Before he knew it, and head spinning, the teen hero found himself sinking down on the man's cock, fingers included.

"Red, would you give me a hand? Literally?" Slade asked in his special way, which meant giving orders.

Robin soon felt the man's fingers slip out and being replaced with slimmer ones. He yelped as Slade's hands, now free of other duties, spread his ass-cheeks and then pulled Robin's body forward so that he was now lying on the man.

"Can't…. ride you… like this…" the hero objected.

"Remember lesson number two?" the man chuckled, and Robin got a cold feeling in his stomach as Red's fingers pulled out and was replaced by something else.

"No… no you, uuugughhh!"

"Won't… go in…" Red complained.

"It's all about angles…" Slade told him and then thrust his hips upwards. "Although a bit of brute force never hurts."

Robin didn't agree. Still, sex always seemed to be a very fine balance between pain and pleasure, and his body was a bit confused.

"Don't… don't move…" he gasped, and the two men inside him let him have a moment's reprieve.

"This… is awesome…" Red breathed.

"It is? Really?" Robin said sarcastically. "Then we'll do you next."

"No way," Red said.

"Of course we will," Slade promised, making the thief whimper. "And if Robin can give us lip, I say we can move, don't you agree?"

"Yeah!" Red X snickered. "Err… How exactly?"

Slade gave a long suffering sigh, but, within a few strokes, he had coached the redhead into the perfect rhythm. Even Robin thought so.

"I'm… not… gonna… let… you... fuck… me… for… weeks…" he still muttered against Slade's chest, just to let them know he wasn't beaten. The man was more or less holding the hero's ass up, while raising his own hips, slamming into him from underneath, while Red X did the same from behind.

Robin groaned and cursed, but as Red X accidentally slipped out, he growled for him to get his cock back in at once. The thief knew to listen to that particular kind of voice.

"Weeks? You will be back begging in two day. Tops," Slade chuckled. "Now shut up and let us fuck you harder…"

"Har-? Ahhh…! ah… .ahhhh… yeah…. good god…." was all the hero could say. "I'm… gonna…"

And he did. All over Slade, smearing the man's stomach with white, hot cum. Slade and Red X; however, were busy trying to get theirs as far up Robin's ass as possible.

As the noise from the screen died down, from moans and cries to a mere mumble, the Titans started to come back to themselves.

"I… need to download something…" Cyborg said and backed away.

"I'm… going to read a book. Don't disturb me," Raven announced and did the same.

"Dudes, what are we gonna say to Rob-"

"NOTHING!" Cyborg yelled. "NOTHING, you hear? We will absolutely NOT tell Robin ANYTHING! And Starfire, that means NO QUESTIONS! EVER!"

"Kay! Kay!" Beast Boy held his hands up. "I'm going to my room too, to… to… jerk off. Oh, damn."

"Shut up BB," Cyborg groaned.

"At least I was being honest!" the changeling yelled.

Starfire was soon left alone, looking confused. She was still standing there ten minutes later when Robin picked up his communicator from his belt-pocket.

"What the… it's on?" the mumbled to himself and then spotted Starfire. "S-star?"

"Yes, Robin?"

"You… you didn't… hear anything, did you?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Star yelled and then paused a moment to think, before adding with a bright smile "AND I HAVE NO QUESTIONS!"

The End

A/N: this request came after the drabble where Robin happens to show the wrong movie at the JL-convention thing… I think you see how that might have inspired this… ;)