REVIEW NUMBER 2,000 HAS BEEN REACHED! The winner was Smile-Evily who will, by request, get a drabble (and a pic) that continues the drabble "I Do" in the "Christmas Drabbles of 2010"… You know, where Robin is forced to marry Slade. She wants to find out what happens after they return from the honey-moon… ;) So lookout for that, and maybe re-read the drabble first… it will be along in the next few weeks…
A/N: This is for noirakasha, another (and the last, I think) drabble sprouting from "the Mean Challenge" on Deviant Art. I might as well say straight away that she wanted something containing aphrodisiacs, and Robin taking the first step, so yeah… this is pretty much PWP… ;)
It's starts out very IC/canon-ish-universe and then derails… ;)
OH, and also, I'd like to say that 2061 this week might be later than usual, because I've barley started it…
Freestanding story
Warnings: Threesome, PWP, Extreme OOC-ness, general crazy crackiness
More Please?
Some people can't help but push an unlabeled button, just to see what it does. Some can't help but taste every weird food item they encounter. Some just has to know what their neighbor is doing. Robin had none of these faults. He was curious, yes, that was an important part of being a detective, after all, but he could control himself. Always. Although right now…
He and the other Titans were going through the belongings of a short-lived Jump Villain; a chemist master-mind who had recently managed to blow himself up. The things he had left behind were dangerous, at best, but at least they were all neatly labeled. Robin liked these kinds of villains… well… until they neatly killed loads of people and labeled their body-parts. Luckily this man hadn't had time to do that before one of his little experiments went wrong.
Robin had discovered a large amount of vials containing substances, which, according to the labels, caused things like nightmares, or itching, or instant death. What he was holding at the moment, however, was a vial of bluish powder, and it was marked 'aphrodisiac'.
Robin understood the nightmare-one. The itching on might be stupid, whereas the instant-death one made perfect sense, but an aphrodisiac? What was so sinister about that? Embarrassing, of course, but…?
A door to the lab suddenly slammed open.
"Robin! It's Slade! He stole something!" Cyborg hollered.
At the same moment the opposite door did exactly the same thing, only this time it revealed Starfire.
"It is the Red X! He is running away at great pace!"
Robin swore and set off, not noticing that he was still holding the vial until he was well away from the lab. Once he did, he tucked it into his belt, too rushed to even put it in a pocket. He couldn't afford to stop, as both of the masked criminals might have stolen something that could be extremely dangerous. Red X would probably only manage to melt his own feet or something, although Robin had a feeling that he constantly underestimated the young thief, who had clearly proved himself to be a challenge. He still acted like a complete airhead though. Slade, on the other hand, though he didn't seem interested in attacking the public at random like other villains, he was, Robin was sure of it, more dangerous than all of the others put together.
The Titans spread out in their hunt, but the other's soon reported that the Slade they thought they had been following had been a bot, and, after taking all the bots down, none of them had carried anything from the lab. Robin had a similar problem, and still not. One moment he saw a glimpse of Red X's tattered cape and the other the light reflected of a steel armor he knew very well. He seemed, at times, to be chasing them both at the same time. But Slade and Red X didn't work together, did they? If they did, Robin figured, he might very well be in troub-
"OUFF!"
He had just run straight into a kick to his stomach.
Robin was used to things sometimes getting a bit black, when hit hard enough… but blue? He found himself sitting on the ground, in the middle of a small, blue cloud, staring dumbly at nothing at all for a second.
"Don't glare at me Slade, I was just trying to get him of our backs!" the teen heard a defensive voice say.
The black-haired teen slowly got on his feet, the remains of the vial clinking to the ground as the wind disperse the remains of the powder-cloud.
Suddenly it occurred to the teen that he was facing two of his greatest enemies. It didn't, however, occur to him that it could be a bad thing.
He dusted himself off a little as he gave the other two a subtle glance.
Hmmm… not bad… not bad at all….
"Hi…" he said and grinned.
"Erm… yeah, hi, kid… I don't know if you need a clue or something, but it's around here you usually yell something about justice and attack… you know that right?"
"Yeah… don't feel like it… you two busy?" the teen asked and sauntered forward. Red took a step back.
"Yeah, we're kinda busy you know… stealing stuff…"
"M-hmmm? I have something veeeery precious for one of you to take if you want to… can only be taken once too…"
"Had lots of beatings, thank you…" Red said and raised his hands.
"Oh, no beatings are involved… I mean, unless you want to?" Robin snickered. He felt absolutely wonderful, but one thing, he knew, could make him feel better… or two.
"What the hell are you on about?" the thief asked.
"I think I have an idea…" Slade said and handed the other young man a bit of glass from the vial, which still had the label on it.
"What… really?" Red exclaimed when he had read it.
"Why have an idea when you can have me?" Robin leered, doing away with all doubt.
"So he's… drugged…?" Red X stuttered.
"Enough talking," Robin snorted and dropped as he swung out his legs in a low kick. Red found himself on the ground in an instant and just as quickly was Robin on top of him, pulling his mask up to his nose.
"What- mmmmmh…" was all the thief had time to say before his lips were claimed.
"Mmm… love your lips…" the teen hero leered in a way that made even the older teen blush.
"Hey, Slade! Help!" his victim begged.
"Yes, Slade… help…" Robin grinned over his shoulder.
"Love to…" the man purred back.
"But… can we do this? He's drugged!" Red X pointed out.
"So? Did you suddenly find a moral code to follow?" Slade snorted.
"Exactly!" Robin snorted as well. "What kind of a villain are you, Red?"
"But… but… hey, kid, what if we're not gay, huh?" It might have been a bit late for that argument, but Red still felt he had to make it.
"Well… in that case…" Robin said and looked unsure. Then he shrugged. "Nope. Don't care."
"Planning to rape us?" the older teen half snorted, half laughed.
"Don't need to. You are already grabbing my ass, and Slade, even though he might be straight, would still love the idea of completely fucking my brains out… he loves to ride my ass…"
"That I do," the man admitted shamelessly.
"So, what are you waiting for? Is it just going to be one of you, or both?"
The two villains looked at each other over Robin's shoulder and nodded
"Both," Red X said.
"But not out in the open. Come with me," Slade ordered and Robin was very eager to follow, hauling Red X along behind him by the hand.
"I want to suck your cocks, I can suck your cocks, right?" Robin asked.
Slade suddenly upped the pace and Red didn't have to be dragged anymore.
Not much later the three of them were in a nice, almost pristine, bedroom with a double bed you could have bounced a coin on.
"Clothes off!" Robin ordered and started to pull off his boots.
"You're bossy when you're drugged…" Red X snorted but then found himself landing on top of the bed with ought remembering jumping on it.
"Stop complaining and get naked!" Robin growled. "Slade, what are you waiting for? A can-opener?"
"I'm starting to feel a bit cheap…" the mercenary muttered.
"Oh, honey! I don't care about your feelings…" Robin told him but then grinned a bit, "Unless you feel like fucking me?"
"Well, I do, in fact," Slade said, cheering up a bit.
Robin laughed as he pulled his tunic off, having dropped everything but his tights on the floor already. The tights joined the tunic a moment later and then jumped on top of Red to help him, as naked as the day he was born.
"You really have amazing lips, you know that, right?" the hero murmured as he brushed his own against the thief's.
"See, kid? You can be a nice druggie!" the other teen snickered. "Hey, my mask!"
"I just wanted to see more of you!" Robin explained and threw the skull-adorned hood into a corner of the room. "Ah, you have red hair! That's such a coincidence! And your eyes… I've never seen eyes so green! God, you're gorgeous!"
"Getting a bit flustered here, babe, and you ain't so bad yourself you know…"
"Kiss me?"
"Yeah…"
The teens rolled around on the bed, not really battling for dominance but just making out very energetically. A cough made them look up and burst out laughing.
"Slade, you're gorgeous, but you have to lose the mask…" Robin snickered drooling at the sight of the man's bare chest.
"No."
"But you look stupid! And you can't kiss me or lick me or suck me like that!"
"Then remove yours," the man demanded. He expected some argument, but Robin had spotted a bulge in the man's underwear which he was very curious about, so the teen just pulled his mask off with a shrug.
"AAAWWW! Slade, he's too cute to fuck! Look at those huge blue eyes!" Red X exclaimed next to the hero.
"Well, lie back and relax then…" Robin grinned. "I can do the fucking part…"
"Need any instructions first?" Slade asked as he entered the bed. Robin looked back over his shoulder to answer, seeing Slade, now naked and unmasked, crawl towards him. The teen made a little sound and then got very red in the face.
"Ow! Warning, please!" the thief on his other side shouted.
"What?" Slade asked, perplexed.
"I… just came…" Robin mumbled.
"Don't make fun of me!" the teen growled when, after two minutes, the other two still hadn't stopped laughing.
"Sorry, kid, but that was just…" Red snickered.
"Let's just say I am flattered…" the mercenary smirked and then grabbed the hero's neck, pulling him in for a kiss.
Robin decided that it was a kiss of apology, and readily forgave not only Slade, but Red as well.
"Mmm… You still have some clothes on…" he said, pointing at the thief, once he was allowed to have his lips back again.
"Sorry," Red X grinned, and hurried to rectify it.
"Kiss," Robin ordered his appointed lovers. "I wanna watch."
"Kiss? But…?" the other teen said hesitantly.
"You're not already… you know… doing it?" Robin gaped. "I thought well… you seemed to be working together, so…"
"We have a purely professional relationship," Slade told him.
"Well, it just got a little less professional. Kiss… you owe me for laughing," Robin smirked in an almost evil way and then pulled the other's heads together. There was a moment of hesitation on both parts, but then Slade seemed to think 'what the hell'. Red made a surprised little yelping sound as the larger male suddenly changed gear and crashed their lips together, but Robin purred. They looked hot kissing above him. He leaned back and started to caress his own body. He hadn't softened even a little after coming and felt as horny as ever as his hands slid over his chest, stomach and, finally, wrapped around his weeping erection.
"Me next…?" he asked as he decided that he wanted some attention as well, and the other men were quick to obey. Robin found himself being kissed and touched all over, having his body arch and come again, although his lust still didn't diminish.
Something other than lips touched his mouth and when Robin opened his eyes, having closed them as the pleasure rushed through him, he discovered Slade's fingers, covered in something milky and runny, which could only be one thing.
"Open up, Robin… you better learn to enjoy the taste, because you will be swallowing a lot of it soon…"
Robin slowly parted his lips and let the fingers push into his mouth where he sucked and licked then clean.
"More please?" he begged, the taste, although his own, making his whole mouth tingle and the blood pound in his ears.
"You have to drink it from the source this time…" Slade chuckled and pushed the teen's head down.
Robin, as soon as he understood the invitation, eagerly crawled down and took the man's cock in his mouth without any hesitation what so ever. It tasted musky and manly, but clean at the same time. No old sweat, no traces of dirt, just… sex.
"He's really gobbling that up… aren't you afraid he'll bite?" Red asked huskily from behind Robin. The redheaded teen was still caressing his enemy-turned-lover, who was pushing pack into his touch, begging for more.
"The bathroom is over there… why don't you go see if you can find something to use as lube?" Slade suggested to the thief. "Though steal something and you're dead."
"What are you keeping in your bathroom that's worth stealing?" Red snorted, but still abandoned a whining Robin. Not many seconds had passed before the teen returned. "I have a feeling that this bottle marked 'Eros, lubricant for men' will do?" he said teasingly.
"Of course. What did you think I sent you in for? Bleach?" Slade snorted.
"I don't care what you use, just use something!" Robin, who had decided to take a break to get his lovers to get a move on, snorted. "I need you…" he added in a much more submissive way.
"Oh, you don't have to worry about that… you'll get as much as you want and then some…" Slade purred and then guided the teen's mouth back to his shaft.
"Good!" Robin mumbled before his mouth was filled again. He felt a careful poke at his back door and pushed against it, making a low, happy sound as he felt a finger push in.
"Wow, he likes it…" Red said.
"Then add more. Who knows how long this drug will last?" Slade growled and started fucking the teen's throat.
One finger became two and then three and Robin didn't even protest once, quite the opposite. He was wriggling his ass trying to show the other teen that he was ready. He couldn't speak, after all, with a thick cock lodged in his throat.
Red finally got the message and lined up. He had planned to go slowly, still slightly guilty about Robin's state of mind, but the teen wouldn't have any of that. He pushed back for all he was worth.
"AAAaahhh! GOD!" he yelled out. Slade and his effective silencer hadn't been able to follow Robin's movement, leaving him free to speak once more. "God, it's… big… ahhh… I…"
"I wanted to take it slow, idiot!" Red yelled at him.
"But I like it!" Robin said defensively, looking back over his shoulder. "Does it do anything else or does it just stay there?"
It was Red's turn to be chuckled at, but his expression was really priceless.
"You little… I'll show you what it does…" the redhead muttered, his temperament now matching his hair.
Robin gasped as the other teen pulled out completely before shoving his cock in again, getting even with the hero. Within a few moments, however, Robin enjoyed the punishment just as much as retaliator did. Slade, however, was not very content at being left out as Robin's mind was on losing his virginity.
"You have a job to finish here, little hero…" he growled.
"Mmm… yeah… sorry… please come in my mouth and not down my throat? I want to taste it…" Robin asked nicely.
"Very well, open up…" the man told him generously and the next moment Robin happily found himself fucked hard at both ends.
The black-haired teen didn't last long, but, again, he just came and continued. The tremors and moans from his body had triggered Red, however, and then also Slade, and the taste and feeling of the seed filling him made Robin come again. They all collapsed on the bed in a messy pile after that.
Robin didn't rest for long, however, and began to lick at Slade's spent cock, trying to coax it back into life.
"I need a minute," the man muttered, not too happy about only being the second fastest to recuperate in the room.T The teen then turned to rouse Red instead.
"Who? What? When?" Red X mumbled and lifted his head.
"You were about to suck me off," Robin grinned hopefully.
"Huh? Yeah… kay…" the thief mumbled and crawled over.
Robin closed his eyes as warm lips sucked in the tip of his shaft. It was so incredible he just had to-
"MMpf!" the redhead objected at the unexpected treat.
"No, don't stop?" Robin whined.
"You came… that's usually how it ends!" Red X objected and then looked down on the teen's groin. "Or not… come on, kid, you must be shooting spinal fluid or something by now, because your balls just must be drained!"
"Please suck me some more?" the hero begged and used the puppy-dog eyes he normally reserved for getting extra cookies from Alfred.
"Fine…" the thief muttered, "but only until Slade can nail you…"
"Thirty seconds…" the white-haired man muttered.
"Yes! I can't wait to have your huge cock up my ass!" Robin grinned. "I wonder if it will even go in? Red's felt sooo big, and… mmm… yes… oh, do that more! Oh, Red! Red! Re- ops… sorry…."
"You really need to learn how to warn people!"
"Sorry… wanna switch places?"
"Yeah, but I was just inside- oooh…. and you don't care, do you?" Red looked down on the head bobbing on his half-hard member.
A moment later it was Robin complaining about warnings, though.
"Slade! You…nnngh… can't… just… ahhh… push… it… in there!"
"Seems to be working just fine."
"Inconsiderate bastard! And this is our first date and everything!"
"Yes, he's such a selfish animal, isn't he?" Red X smirked. "Why don't you suck me off just to show him?"
"The drug made me horny not stupid…" Robin muttered.
"Really? Good acting!" the thief snickered.
"It's just to annoy Slade…" Robin grinned.
"Suck me anyway?" Red asked.
"Of course! Ow! I didn't say you could move!" Robin growled over his shoulder.
"I didn't know I needed permission," the mercenary smirked.
"Yeah, you do, it's in the rules, OW! OW, St-op! OW!"
"Never liked rules."
"BU-ut You-oh ca-an't ah… Ow… OW… oh… Oh... OH! OH! OOOH! AAAAH Yes! Yes! Move! Move MORE!" Robin braced himself on the bed and then looked around for his other lover. "Red? Get your cock here right now!"
"Damn, I hate it when Slade orders me around but you are like ten times more bossy…" the redhead complained, although only jokingly because he was more than willing to do exactly what the younger teen told him, at least for now.
It didn't take them long to end up in another pile.
Again, Robin stirred first, in every way.
Red opened his eyes when he felt something sliding between his cheeks.
"What…? Why…?" he mumbled.
"The answers are 'my cock' and 'because Slade wouldn't let me'…" Robin said truthfully. "You mind?"
"No, just let me sleep okay?"
"Sure!" Robin snickered and slowly pushed in to the other's heat. "oohhh… this is…. god, you're so tight and hot! I- Oh…"
"You came? Again?"
"Yeah… But I'll last longer now, I promise…" Robin mumbled, a bit ashamed of himself. And he did. Somewhat. It still took him four orgasms for Red to reach his, though.
"Uhh… kid… It was good and all, but can't you stop now? I'm getting sore," the redhead said soon afterwards.
"S-sorry… but… but Slade recovered…" Robin answered, thrusting harder. "He's… he's behind me…"
"Damn, Slade, stop fucking me!" Red complained.
"No. I'm going wear him out once and for all…" the mercenary said between clenched teeth.
Despite the man's best efforts, Robin was the first one to speak again after pile number three.
"Anyone up for some more?"
"No. We need a shower and the sheets really need to be changed…" Slade muttered.
"Sheets? The way Robin has been coming, you need to repaint…" Red groaned. "I heard shower… can it be cold?"
"Shower-sex!" Robin exclaimed.
"Really, really cold?" the thief almost cried.
The two criminals perked up in the shower, though, to Robin's great joy, and the hero got his shower-sex. He also got some 'while Slade is changing the sheets'-sex and 'trying out the new sheets'-sex.
One hour later Robin woke up after actually being out cold for a bit. He knew at once that the drug had stopped working, not because of the angst, the fear, the regret and the pain, because there were none of that, but because he woke up facing Slade's cock and didn't instantly want to get it hard again.
He carefully disentangled himself from his lovers and started to dress by finding his clothes piece by piece. He also found the other's belts and searched the pockets. He smiled when he found two vials in Red X's belt and a small jar of pills in Slade's, both marked neatly in the chemist's handwriting.
"You don't mind me taking these back, do you?" the teen asked.
Red X only mumbled something and rolled over on his stomach, while Slade went so far as to raise a finger in the air. His hand then fell again, however, and Robin chuckled.
"Good… you're such great sports… bye, boys!" the hero disappeared out the door only to pop his head back in a moment later. "Call me?"
The End
A/N: And there we go… don't play around with aphrodisiacs! …unless you want to have a great time and save the day… hmm…